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HAHA! You prefer another mans porridge instead 
Eh .. honestly i hate that shit too. This old slam wanted to make out after i basically skull fucked her and busted in her mouth. I walked out my room naked and grabbed some toothpaste. I then poured some toothpaste on my index finger and made her start sucking on it. Actually turned it into something pretty hot and got an instant chubby from that so we went at it again. Lol.
Haha that does sound strangely hot, I don't think making my girl drink mouthwash had the same effect lol
It's puzzling how lasses love the taste of their own juice so much, but with guys it's a no no (or another guy's, supervillian you scallywag)
Girls know full well it's fucked up. It's a shit show to get you to do it. Don't fall for it
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I don't mean to say girls are constantly scheming and just fucked up little creatures.. but yes a girl would offer it just to see if they could get you to do it (man test), but then would get stuck in the ego trap it inherently created. Oops..
Happens all the time in all kinds of different scenarios
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male