Some good and bad tinder examples for the homies

Alright I'll start with some good ones

#1

Me: Do you feel it now mr. krabs?

Her: nice reference!

Her: great show

Me: oh yes

Me: classic

Me: Clara where you from

Her: [city]

Her: [name] where are you from?

Me: [city]

Me: Is [city] like [city] area

Her: yeah its on the water

Me: ah cool I have a house in [city]

Me: buncha old people down there :p

Her: yeah! [city] and [city] are where the old folk live

Me: really

Me: shit

Me: Clara whats your number you seem cool ill txt u sometime when i'm down near [city] I throw parties sometimes

Her: lovely, its [number]

#2

Me: criminal justice huh?

Me: thats good cuz im batman

Her: ohh interesting

Me: yes you cant catch me

Her: reword that please :p

Me: lol stop meaghan!

Her: haha what

Me: dontchu make fun of me

Her: im notttt

Me: I think you were :)

Me: Megaen why do you spell your name that way :P :P

Her: Id have to ask my mom :P

Me: My mom says im really handsome

Her: your mom is an honest lady

Me: thank you :)

Her: your welcome :)

Me: Megaen whats your number lets take this off the crazy world of tinder

Her:[number]

#3

Me: Which one are you lol?

Me: I see like 4 different girls on your profile

Her: left in both lol

Me: okay! whats how your day treatin yah

Her: gooood just relaxing you?

Me: same just took a power nap

Me: it was amazing

Her: hey sorry! {days later}

Me: hey meghan how was jail I noticed you didnt have your phone

Her: hahah

Me: I hope your staying out of trouble tonight

Her: haha same to you

Me: yah dontchu black out!

Me: hey whats your snap chat im gonna send you photos of me taking 21 shots

Her: hahaha okay

Her: [username]

I've been sending them "hey its meow your best friend from tinder"...."sup gorgeous"

Okay, now are some interactions that I'd like some feedback, because they started off pretty well

#4

Me: no fuckin way

Me: you look just like my friend [name]

Me another asian [name] my mind is blown

Her: Do I really? thats pretty cool

Me: yes im not kidding its crazy

Me: where are you from

Her: [city] hbu?

Me: [city]

Me: so you know [name]? I go to school with her

Her: we went to middle school together and one year of highschool, haven't talked to her since freshman year

Me: oh kewl

Me: so whats brings you to tinder are you a creepy tinder stalker or what :P

Her: hahaha nooo I use it when im really bored

Me: lol me too im kinda nw to it tis interesting :P

Her: so true theres some weird shit people send

Me: lol so true

Me: its funny seeing people you know too

Me: everyone looks so much better on tinder!

Her: that is so true haha especially when I see people from highschool

Me: omg yes

Me:I hope people dont think that way about my profile :P

#5

Me: jenna

Me: I have an ex named jenna

Me: its okay tho

Her: hahahaha well I dont have an ex named [name]

Me: well of course you dont there are like 5 [name] in this world

Her: haha true its very original name

Me: yes it is! im the lizard king

Her: are you now???

Me: of course I am are you doubting me

Her: not at all thats impressive

Me: isnt it! whats your super power?

Her: I can read minds :)

Me: really

Me: what am I thinking about rn

Her: okay you caught me I cant read minds it was the first super power that I thought of

Me whyd you lie!

Me: you must have a super power I believe in you

#6

Me: natalie your like 5 miles away are you stalking me :)

Her:  obviously

Me: 4 miles now! your getting closer

Me: lol you must be in [city]?....

Her: [city]!

Me: ohh cool im from [city]

Me: I hope you got abducted by aliens

Her: I did

Her: im so sorry

Me: well I hope you had fun

#7

Me: coffee addict

Me: hell yah

Me: go caffeine!

Me: pshhhh its fine your way to hipster for me anways

Her: omg im so sorry!

Her: I dont get notifications and havent seen your messages

Her: too hipster?

Me: yeah too hipster

Me but its okay I guess :p

Her: how am I hipster?

Me: your love for coffee

Me: I bet you only drink starbucks

Her: well im european so coffee is espresso

Me: really what part of europe

Me: Amalia I hope your ok