Some A level texting- Sexy pics from Tinder
Me: Hi hows this snowy day treatin yah :)
Me: Perfect day for ice cream
Her: been in bed all day, jbu
Her: ice cream? hell no i'd freeze :)
Her: hbu?
Me: playin with the dogs n repainting the basement
Me: your right its more of a froyo typa day
Me: unless your a wimp :P
Her: ya froyo my friend
Me: froyo is the cooler more mature form of ice cream
Me: we should steal a bunch and sell it black market over in china
Her: oh realy
Her: hahaha where r u from
Her: ur funny
Me: Im from (town)
Me: Hbu
Her: nice im from (town)
Me: ohh la la
Me: fancy
Her: fancy fancy
Me: My grandma is from (town) shes says imma good boy
Her: I go to school in (state) but im home like once a month
Me: Fuck (state) girl lots of moose up there
Her: I bet Ik ur grandma
Her: jk
Her: ya man (state) is crazy
Me: lol you stalk grandmas?
Me: your crazy
Her: (town) is a small town
Her: it was a joke
Her: but okay :)
Me: lol I know
Me: I bet your not too crazy
Her: okay
Her: crazy in good ways
Me: Like I could take you to starbucks without getting kicked out?
Her: yes
Me: thank gawd
Her: :) :)
Me: whats your sched look like lets get hot coco and people watch
Her: (schedule)
Her: so I got the entire week free
Me: im going back then too
Me: how about monday
Me: morning-afternoonish
Her: you go to (school)? thats nice
Her: and that works most likely lol
Me: yah I do imma gangster
Her: lol
Me: no moose up there hun
Her: you know (person)?
Me: only guns lol
Her: thats my best friend
Me: yes lol
Her: yoo
Me: we took a writing class together
Her: hes my nigga from hs
Her: good shit
Me: he likes the marijuanas lol
Her: yeah so do I
Me: me too :)
Her: ayyy
Me: who doesnt right
Me: only haters
Her: true
Her: well if u wanna stop this bullshit and text me you can <---NICE
Her: #
Me: yeah fuck this app
Her: ur sexy af damn
Me: Hi gorgeous this is yer best friend from tinder
Her: lol what
Her: "yer best"
Her: good one (name)
Her: ur name is so cool
Me: lol thanks Olives
Her: :/ :/ :/
Her: olives really
Me: yeah I like olives A LOT
Her: I hate them
Me: pff whys that
Her: idk they gross me the fuck out
Me: shiit
Me: no olives for you
Her: nopppee
Me: so is it snowing money down in (town)
Her: whats your last name
Me: (last name)
Me: whats yours
Her: it sure is
Her: (spin off of my last name)
Her: (last name)
Me: (responding to spin off of last name, still being outspoken and saying I own a restaraunt chain)
Me: jk
Her: :)
Her: ( crying laughing emoji)
Her: ur sexy as fuck
Me: yes im single why else would I be on the crazy wild world of tinder
Her: u probably talk to hella girls because youre really cute
Me: my mother says im cute
Her: I agree with her
Me: im just normal
Me: your sexy too Olivia
Me: id eat you up
Her: lmfao
Her: (person) wanted to back in hs never gave him a chance tho
Me: haha nooooo
Her: yeah I guess u can say im cute thats it tho
Her: not sexy
Me: pfff why no sexy
Her: I got cute ass nudes tho and no man to send them to
Her: bc single as fuck
Me: yah look smexy
Her: nobody likes me
Me: awwww poor lil thing I bet you have amazing boobies
Her: nah but I got an ass
Me: thats EVEN better
Me: lemme see
Her: cant trust i jus yet
Her: but then again its 2017 idgaf
Me: yah its a yolo typa year
Me: and I keep things to myself
Her: Id hope so
Her: (cute thong pic)
Her: tell me these r cute as fuck am I right
Me: omg Id pull those down quick and nibble on your butt
Me: im impressed
Her: ya but I jus got a huge ass surgery on my stomach so I got a nasty scar
Me: I dig scars they are a sign of character
Her: so the fron of me is trash rn until it heals
Her: (sexy video of her grabbing her tits and ass, VERY nice)
Her: yolo
Her: (scar pic)
Her: this is my scar its wack
Her: yo I got no chill I need to stop
Me: girl your so sexy id love to pull in your lil pod and kiss your delicious lips
Her: :) :)
Her: when he only wants to fuck :/
Me: ha! well Id like to bang a person and your pretty fun to talk to as well <--- a bit weird...I meant that sex is about the entire person not just the body..but fuck it
Her: lol thanks
Me: this dayyuum snow storm
Me: I wish I could see you today <----highway is closed soo no way im getting there
Her: ik wtf
Her: nah im ug u dont wanna see me
Me: thats not possible for you :P
Her: lol thanks man
Me: soooo tell me about your life what are you pasisonate about
Me: whats makes your heart sing <-----gonna build some rapport because she's easy to talk to and less likely to flake
She's pretty fine too! I could have amped this up even more and the sexting needs work but it's step in the right direction.
False advertising. There's no pics
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I tried to slide the vid into your DM's but only Bill Gates himself could figure out this window's formating :O
Not bad sexting for sure. When she gives you shizz remember girls can't stand the thought of a life without dick so you can easiy turn that around on her.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sooo lets talk about buyers remorse and Tinder
It is not super common but several times now I have had great number closes on tinder and we chat about meeting up (or most recently I get sexy pics) and then I reegage and the interest appears to be gone. I've also noticed these girls UNMATCHING me and/or deleting their profiles off tinder shortly after. I get it, some girls are totally on Tinder for validation. There has been a few instances where we dance around the idea of going on this AWESOME date yet getting their number never appears to be a tangible option. What I am talking about here though is girls actually getting turned on over Tinder and then doing a complete 180 because they feel dirty or guilty about it. How can this be managed?
i'm gonna post the remainder of the convo because the texting is part of the problem too..
Me: Whats makes your heart sing
Her: ur face makes my heart sing
Her: lol im tudying (blah blah blah)
Her: thats my passion
Me: Sweet! imma (major) we prolly take similar classes
Her: yeah probably thats dope
Her: are ur classes hard
Me: Organic chemistry is fuckin difficult
Me: do you take it?
Her: yeah im taking that next semester that shits gonna suck dick
Me: aww man you wanna be suckin dat good dick
Me: not orgo dick
Her: true
Me: my advice would be to use notecards
Me: I dont use those stupid pieces of paper but it actually helps
Her: yeah and I smoke weed wayy to much when I should be studying thats the problem
Me: no no
Me: I smoked weed more often my first 2 monsths of school and it was fantastic
Me: then I had to get drug tested for work
Her: oh damn thats shitty tho
Me: yeah it was rough but i powered through it
Me: fuck i need a taco im hungry
Her: chipotle
Me: dont tempt me Ill chipotle the fuck outta you
Her: (crying laughing emoji)
Me: haha I love that place we should go there
Me: we can even wear sombreros and drink margagaritas
Her: I love margaritas
Me: shiiit if you made me a margarita and tacos thatd be the key to my heart
Her: that sounds great
Me: what would you wear pumpkin
Me; taco girls need to dress to impress
Her: depends on the season
Her: I could look cute and slutty or all bundled up and still look cute
Me: I like my tacos slutty hun
Her: good
Me: this brevity aint workin for yah beb
Her: wait what
Me: lol im playin
Me: im about to make asian rice noodle soup wish me luck
Her: that sounds interesting
Her: I work at an asian restraunt
Her: PF changs
Me: ha! no way ive heard great things but never been
Me: actually my friend practically kidnapped me and forced me to go once but it was closed
her: awee damn
Me: whats your job ms.PFsexybutt
Her: host
Her: sexy host
Me: thats ufn
Me: table for 4 please
Me: and can we get a booth <---lookin back this isnt cool. I did it to another girl and she never responded lol it is not sexy to bring up the work place which they probably hate. Nothing more robotic than that
Her: hahah i love it. whats ur job
(we talk blah blah blah)
Me: ill txt you tomorrow and we can figure out our advanture <--kinda weak
Next day
Me: hi pumpkin butt. I hope youve had a nice lazy sunday
Me: I just made some killer salsa lol
Her: im at work ill text u in a bit
Me: k. homie
Her: k? lol
Me: :P
next day:
Me: I hope PF changs didnt kidnap yah last night
Her: lmao no I worked 12-9:30 legit and then went to cousins and went to sleep lol
Me: ha! I thought you were tied up eating egg rolls!
Me: sup beb
Her: im getting ready to go shopping with my mom hbu
Me: sound slike fun buy somethin nice n expensive
Her: def
Me: im watching the OA on netflix its pretty freakin wild
So I definitely overwhelmed her a bit by pushing a sex based convo on her after we already sexted. Still, she seemed so hooked and then changed her attitude. totally recoverable BUT I should have had this girl begging to see me by now.
I only read the part at the end, but "sooo tell me about your life what are you passionate about what makes your heart sing" is GAY af. I don't know how you came up with that but it's sorta bizarre
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Why aren't you getting this girl out? Are you waitng for her to get so aroused that she'll ask you out on a date?
I don't get what's going on here...
And you're overdoing it on the texting, "breivty aint working for ya", no man, she's been engaging you the whole time. Re-read your texts. You're tripping homie.
You should've told her to go out wayyy back when she was sending you sexy pics.
awwwwwww fuck me your right. I'm a bitch