Spinning around a bish who doesn't meet guys off tinder
So i was messaging this girl on tinder and go for da drinks
me: So when are you taking me out for drinks
me: ANd seeing how well u can keep up
her: Probably not ever
me: ...... (didn't deserve a response)
her: I just use tinder when I'm bored I'm not actually planning on meeting anyone I talk to
me: Why not?
me: Are you completely fulfilled in your dating life?
her: I don't have time to date anyone and if I did I wouldn't meet them on tinder
Okay this is where I tear her up
me: LOL
me: That's pathetic. Being on tinder cuz you're bored??? With no possibility of meetign up with somone
me: And you're too busy
me: That's retarded
me: Good luck! And enjoy masturbating alone every night
her: No I mean I can go on tinder on the bus on the way to work or at the gym. If I was going to go with someone I don't actually ahve the time for that right now. Also I'm not in a place in my life where I'm ready to focus on other people so I think I know what's best
me: Lol u know that's not ture
me: U can't be alone in life at 19
me: A big part of your life is missing
her: No I don't know it's not true. I have a lot to focus on in my own life right now. I'm applying to school and I just got a new contract with an agency and it's almost rugby pre season and I want to get things going with all of it before I have someone else to deal with. ALso I know I don't trust people becuase of my past relationships. You don't go looking for a relationship to make you happy before you're happy with yourself.
her: I don't want to rely on someone else to make me feel good about myself that's not healthy
me: Yah but relationships are crazy at this age
me: It's such commitment and like we know it's going to end eventually
me: I think it should be about new experiences these days and getting to know ppl without tying yourself to them
her: Well I don't believe in that
her: I don'tdate people I cna't see myself staying with
her: SO anyways everyone can do their own thing
me: I see (very laconic haha)
her: And even if I did just date someone for the sake of an experience I haven't met anyone in probably two years I would actually see myself doing that with
(boom! I converted her haha. Now it's time to tell her she's crazy)
me: Hahha that's crazy! You must have some serious checklist he has to meet
her: (she goes onto tell me what she likes and this and that and how she wants someone to remember the small things and stuff and doesn't like guy just spending money)
me: Guys are just following the social narrative of dating. It's not their fault. But I feel you! THat shit is boring and awkward as fuck
me: Now tell me
me: What makes you special
gawd it gets so long here
Okay I want to post this entire conversation but it was long as fuck and the whole time I was shaping her reality harddddd and making her chase
Fast forwarding to the end. Lots of rapport and shaping her reality and such. Staying strong, holding my ground and disagreeing with her absurdities. Also telling her she's going to cook me gluten free shit cuz she cooks and stuff .
her: I'd just like to point out that this conversation proves that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover because I could have just wrote you off and you wouldn't just been like this dumb bithc thinks she doesn't need to date anyone. BUt I actually explained myself and now you want to be my friend
me: Hahaha very true
me: I did not expect that turn of events
me: And friend or somehting more, who knows
her: I would just like to point out my opinion that you hate so much still stands
me: What's dat
her: I don't go out with people or date people right now at all
me: Lol okay
her: What ?
me: I said okay
her: Yeah but that's like an okay that means you don't agree with waht I'm saying
HAHHA she can't handle my subtle disapproval, it's classic. I've got her so invested during this conversation, getting her to open up and shaping her reality
me: I misjudged you that's all. I would have thought that messaging me this entire time, you would have actually wanted to hangout or something. You seemed open minded and adventurous. But now it's apparent htis was all just becuase you were bored
me: It's fine, I enjoyed talking with you and you seemed interesting. BUt I'm not going to continue to satisfy your boredom
her: I wouldn't take so much time to try and talk to someone I didn't like talking to. I 'm not just talking to you cause I'm bored. You can't make me feel like I'm not adventurous because I don't want to hangout with new guys right now becuase I need to concentrate on myself. That's not fair
her: I wans't faking anything I said. I just need to figure out what's already going on in my life right now before I make it any more complicated in any way.
her: I want to be friends with you but I mean i'm not trying to lead you on
me: RIght but what you have to understand cidny is I'm busy too. And I can't be spending time messaging with somone who isn't even sure if they want to hangout. I thought you would have for sure been down after getting to know you on here. Get togethr as friends or whatever. But it still looks like u have a lot of sorting out to do
her: Well I never said I didnd't want to hangout as friends. I said I don't go out as in on a date. But I'll hangout with you
me: Okay
me: Well sounds good to me. Hopefull you're good company in person
her: I'm great company in person but you better watch your sass because I will give ir right back
me: hahah touche
me: I only give out sass when it's needed
her: Mhmm well we'll see about when it's needed won't we
me: Indeed. I'm going to bed soon. Bud do you wanna text instead
her: We if I have to be your friend I probaly have to don't I
done. Number. Joked about her being freind zone level 99 and she was like noooo. I don't want that hahaha
That's pretty neat texting brah
what happen next? did you insert?
Cool now I'd work on exciting her/challenging her maybe sexuallly qualifying or disqualifying her. You sorta cracked her nutshell now you gotta insert penis into the opening and wedge it all the way open so you can pee on her.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Cool now I'd work on exciting her/challenging her maybe sexuallly qualifying or disqualifying her. You sorta cracked her nutshell now you gotta insert penis into the opening and wedge it all the way open so you can pee on her.
Interestingly enough, she's already qualified herself claiming that she was very god in bed.
So she loves to qualify haha. She jumps right through those hoops. I will continue to maybe disqualify her.
that was pretty ace
Oh and then still won't meet up? Yeah.. disqualification now lol. Strip her of validation but leave the carrot dangling. Or at least that's one way of doing it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Oh and then still won't meet up? Yeah.. disqualification now lol. Strip her of validation but leave the carrot dangling. Or at least that's one way of doing it.
I think she's down to meet up. Haven't pushed anything yet. Sometimes, after getting tons of rapport, I'll back off and won't text them back for a while. This can be a good move if you think they will chase haha.
But yeah she mentioned how she's not going out drinking till christmas. I told her that's crazy, she can handle two drinks without getting white girl wasted. I'll make something happen soon.