St. Paddy's Day is coming soon, so is this Irish server..
This cute little Irish server keeps chatting me up and gettin' flirty with me. She's not a super hottie but definitely good looking.
I was at work the other day and when I was off, I decided to join a few friends at a table. This server and I had been going back and forth all week.
She's the server for our table and I was bustin' her balls, making fun of her accent and just giving her a fun hard time.
I ended up messaging her and making a few call-back humor references. Went well, will probably re-engage and try to get her out for drinks but with a big group to diffuse any chances of objection since she has a bf that she lives with.
Me: i bumped you back up to #7 today for the "premium service with a smile" (I told her she was my 11th fav server. She was #1 but she started to fuck up a lot lately, so I called her on it and knocked her down a couple pegs.. lol making my job so much harder than it needs to be)
Me: .. but just remembered you called me a fucker.. so.. 8*
Me: ps - you hit like a little girl :) (She punched me in the arm when I told everyone to go easy on her since she doesn't speak english (thick irish accent) and is a foreigner hahaha. She tried to get me to apologize within 10 seconds. As she counted down, I couldn't stop laughing. Then she told me she'd have to spit in my spaghetti, I told her to do whatever she needed to do to practice for later when she'd be spitting on some sausage. Table burst out laughing, she blushed and left.)
Her: Haha, I pack a good punch lol
Her: But I don't want to unleash that side just yet
Her: So you would want to watch yourself *showing teeth emoji*
Me: woah. if I didn't know any better, i'd say that was a challenge.
Me: fyi ... I haaaate losing ;)
Her: But then, I never lose ! *thumbs up emoji*
Me: ok Conor McGregor... have a seat haha
I stopped replying, will have to figure out a day everyone is going out and then I'll re-engage and see what logistics I'm playing with and get her out. Apparently this girl can drink, so I think a drink off is in order?
Hahaha not sure if that's a bad idea or not, have you guys ever been completely plastered and still managed to game/lay a chick with a bf? Especially in front of a lot of co-workers. Maybe I'll purposely lose that drink off..
I love how my face to face interactions are getting muuuch better to the point where I'm just using texting to keep things interesting for the most part. Makes everything so much easier.
Haha! Solid especially that sausage line. Naw I wouldn't get into a drinking contest. Either you lose or she loses and the end result is still the same.
All this being said I usually don't try to especially seduce a girl with a live-in boyfriend unless she's a female douchebag. In which case she's getting the dick
I don't usually do that sort of thing myself, except something about this situation particularly stood out to me. I remember sitting in the back staff room with this girl, must have been before closing, and she gets a phone call. She answers and it's her boyfriend piss drunk and they exchange words quickly and she's getting annoyed repeating herself. Anyway, she hung up and looks at me and starts complaining about drunk people and how some people are so annoying.
I laugh and ask if that person she was on the phone with was drunk and annoying and she goes "yeah, it was my stupid boyfriend." I look at her and just smile. She goes on to say how all he does all day is get drunk, mope around and waste the whole day. I just laugh and tell her "but that's gotta be heaven. Who would want to work and have a life? Ew.", she starts laughing and saying how she couldn't imagine being like that.
Ever since then, she's super happy to see me at work. Always flirting, touchy and gives me hugs. To top it off this chick is as discreet as it gets around my gf. LOL it's impressive. That or she doesn't know about her, I haven't exactly announced it but some people know/noticed.
Pretty sure this is a green light thing.. but I could always be wrong hahaha.
Oh yeah you're defo improving her life. Sweet. I'm very "sympathetic" to women in this situation ;)
I figured the same thing, might as well take advantage of it.
The only thing is keeping it on the downlow for obvious reasons...
Getting her out shouldn't be a problem. It's the fun stuff that ensues shortly after that has the potential to complicate things.
I'm not understanding.
Well this girl works with my gf and I. Keeping it discrete and out of public view is the only difficult thing about this since otherwise it seems fully on.
Does yougfr have anperiency exe with other girls?
I'm not too sure, but I am curious. I'll go visit her today and find out. She got home last night from vaca. I don't think she has but you never know..
Dude wtf was that response. Holy assberries
Hahaha I was pretty messed up when I wrote that. It's been quite the shit show of a weekend.
Naw naw man. I looked like I took on a case of down syndrome while posting my last response.
I'm sure your gf has plenty of experience with other women. Surprised you wouldn't have fleshed this out already geezez
Dude... she does. I never expected that but HOLY SHIT lol. I don't think I've been that turned on before. She literally went into detail and I jumped her bones. I'm definitely going to try to spin this into a threesome.... the only problem is that I've never had one. I'm not sure how to seed it.
I love you, man. LOL will review this after my final exams today and update.
Shit audio but good content.
Fucking money content. I'm going to try this. I can kind of tell she's potentially open to it already considering the dirty talk during sex. I have a hard time believing a girl is willingly going to say all that dirty fun stuff without being at least curious of how it would be as a real life experience.