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Yo

So I've been trying out sending voice messages on PoF, and so far it's working pretty well. You guys who have gone through the coaching should get on this if you haven't already. So I hit up this hottie with a boss ass opening audio clip, and she eats it up. But I've kinda cornered myself and not sure what direction to take. Convo is as follows:

ME: <Opening audio clip where I say some funny shit about her profile>

HER: hahaha this was fantastic! How's your night going?

ME: Ya good now that I'm out of Woolies (Aussie supermarket). This old lady tried to fight me with her stick over the last pack of fruit loops

ME: How about you

HER: Oh god! Haha did you win? I'm just on my way to work :)

ME: Well luckily I watched karate kid last week, so I had some good moves to use

ME: Work right now? You must either be a nurse, cop or stripper

(It was like 9pm)

HER: Stripper.

Now, I don't think that my nurse cop stripper text was very good, but i'm not sure how to handle this. She could actually be a stripper, shes hot enough to be. But I feel like she's more likely testing me to see how I react to potentially being one. See if I get all excited or judge her or something. I have a few texts I've been thinking of sending, and i'll shoot one off in the morning as her last text came in at midnight. Some potentials are:

"Booya, I haven't met a paint stripper before. I'm sure it's tedious work but someone has to make those walls ready for a new coat"

(I think this is a bit average and potentially a little confusing)

"I was one too till the strippers union ganged up and kicked me out for being too damn sexy and stealing all the clients"

"Yeah sick, me too. I hate doing the Batman routine tho. Always just feel like he'd keep his whole batsuit on, ya know?"

Are any of these good or in the right direction of what I should send. Or am I way off? lol

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If she actually is a

If she actually is a stripper, she may have gotten a bit offended that you picked it out of her. She may already feel judged even though you were just joking.

Play it off like no big deal..i like the stripper union one

Make sure to segway into number closing her depending on her response. This girl is so warmed up after your voice message you need to go for it asap or else she'll think you're lame.

especially with the hotties. Bonus if she is actually a stripper

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Yo the Batman one and the

Yo the Batman one and the stripper union one are both gold. 

But make it that you are Batman, not that "he'd" keep the whole suit on. I mean.. c'mon Pat! Lol 

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Haha of course. I AM the

Haha of course. I AM the batman.

I ended up going with the batman one and have got no reply. So have now re-engaged with:

ME: I’m really done with this whole ‘traffic’ thing. They’ll be building a freeway for me soon

We'll see how/if she responds. I'll keep the thread updated.

Cheers for the help boys!

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Haha of course. I AM the

Haha of course. I AM the batman.

I ended up going with the batman one and have got no reply. So have now re-engaged with:

ME: I’m really done with this whole ‘traffic’ thing. They’ll be building a freeway for me soon

We'll see how/if she responds. I'll keep the thread updated.

Cheers for the help boys!

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I posted to this last night

I posted to this last night not sure where my reply went. Which Batman text did you go with..? Did you tweak the one you were originally going to send? I would definitely not say this is over. 

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Yeah I tweaked the original

Yeah I tweaked the original one as per your suggestion. It became

Me: ah yeah sick, me too. I hate doing the batman routine tho. Always just feel like I'd keep my whole batsuit on, ya know?

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I think that's a pretty weak

I think that's a pretty weak rendition but still wouldn't assume this is a done deal. 

Text her with something like.. "Hey this is stripper Batman. Looking for my sidekick, Stripperella. Where you at boo been missing you"

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How'd this go? That was a

How'd this go? That was a killer text.

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It was a killer text, cheers

It was a killer text, cheers dude.

Unfortunately I'd already thrown in a few others so by the time I got to this, I think I was already blown out. I think I took Jihad's advice to get her number asap way too literally and sent a bit of a jarring text lol. Damn.

After the initial convo in my first post, the interaction goes like this:

HER: Stripper.

ME: Yeah sick, me too. I hate doing the batman routine tho. Always just feel like i'd keep my whole batsuit on, ya know?

ME: (Next day) Im really done with this whole 'traffic' thing. They'll be building a freeway for me soon.

HER: Specifically for you? haha

ME: Ye it's gonna be boss

ME: OK so this pof stuff is way too nerdy for me. Shoot me your num or text me xxxx xxx xxx I promise i'll only stalk you on Tuesdays :P 

(Think this was pretty jarring in hindsight. Damn lol)

ME: (Next day) Hey this is stripper batman. Looking for my sidekick, Stripperella. Where you at boo been missing you

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Add time stamp mang. 

Add time stamp mang. 

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Tues:  HER: (12.28am)

Tues: 

HER: (12.28am) Stripper. 

ME: (8.51am) Yeah sick, me too. I hate doing the batman routine tho. Always just feel like i'd keep my whole batsuit on, ya know?

Wednesday:
 

ME: (3.19pm) Im really done with this whole 'traffic' thing. They'll be building a freeway for me soon.

HER: (7.50pm) Specifically for you? haha

ME: (9.56pm) Ye it's gonna be boss

ME: (9.56pm) OK so this pof stuff is way too nerdy for me. Shoot me your num or text me xxxx xxx xxx I promise i'll only stalk you on Tuesdays :P 


Friday:
 

ME: (2.41pm) Hey this is stripper batman. Looking for my sidekick, Stripperella. Where you at boo been missing you

Ok. there's the convo with updated time stamps