This is a stupid scenario, but whatever i'll share

Sexual disqualification. Then make her chase

Right.

Sent out mass snapchat of me shopping for dress clothes  "I look like conor mcgregor this shit too tight"

Her: Looks good

Me: Yah i'm james bond

Me: been lookin for a partneer in crime

Me: If only you could live up to my sexiness

Her: I could.

Me: oh really

Me: gotta prove that

Me: not everyone can be an international spy

Me: bet you dress like a cocktail waitress

NOTHING. C'mon I think that shit was fuego. Minimalize it, maybe?

I mean.. what exactly is she supposed to do with that?

"I bet you dress like a cocktail waitress with tourettes"

"I bet all your dresses have tails and smell like antelope"

"I can't take you anywhere without you licking the furniture and meowing"

Etc.

Ok got it.

But that's not even what I was talking about. Your text was so poop I just had to help it out a bit. But that's not sexual disqualification

Really good examples of it in Month #1 of the membership. Actually no that's Month #2. The "Model gets flown around the world" convo. Super super good for this sort of thing. 

Yah lol that defintely was not sexual disqualification I just was not sure how to do so early on in the interaction. I'll take a look at the membership I should have my month 2 content very soon :P

Yah lol that defintely was not sexual disqualification I just was not sure how to do so early on in the interaction. I'll take a look at the membership I should have my month 2 content very soon :P

MUAHAHAHAHAHA I just showed up at her work, gawd that was awesome!

She sent me snapchat about how work was going to be miserable, so I told her I may swing by and steal some shoes (she works at a department store) cuz' I was in the area. She didn't open my snapchat, so I showed up anyways with my brother. I told my lil bro what was going on and we just stroll right in. I stop as soon as I walk in and scan the place like a wild animal. I spot my girl but she working at the register! NOOOOOOO. I head to the back of the store and start looking at shoes. I text her:

Me: Where you at girl? I'm at (store) looking for shoes with my bro

Me: Gonna find you

I wait a few minutes and she doesn't respond. I get closer to the register and she obviously hasn't noticed me. I find an opening where she's not helping a customer and I loudly express "NO FUCKIN WAY THERE SHE IS.."  and all the customers are looking at me like i'm crazy. Lil bro thought I was talking about some big black chick, he said he was afraid for me lol. I stroll up to my girl like a lion and i'm like "Excuse me ma'am, can you help me find some dress shoes!" She's like "OMG WTF are you doing here." I pull her in for a hug and effectively pull her away from the register area. I tell her to walk with me like she's helping me out cuz' we don't want her to get in trouble. I introduce her to my brother and he gets to watch me game her. I make her find shoes for me and she's obviously very thrown off by whats going on. She's this cute lil thang had to be like 410" and she was so nervous she wasn't looking me in the eyes. I ask her some basic questions about her shift and what not. Then I start teasing HARD because I remember how tricky she can be sometimes. I give her a hard time about her shoe choices and makes jokes about her stealing shoes. I talk to her like I've known her for a while though. Finally, we start making eye contact and I feel the connecting arising. In the end she finds a really sexy pair of shoes for me and I let know that they are cool as fuck but I've gotta think about it. Tell her to gimme a high five cuz' for helping me out I already clawed her in twice and didn't want to be a creeper, then I bounce and let her know ill talk to her later. Not sure if this was gay, but it seemed to work because I was sexualizing how sexy I look in the shoes the whole time and I didn't wanna give her too much of me...or maybe high fives are lame lol. I give myself a B+ on the whole interaction.

Her: haha you came in and made my life harder   <---at first I was not happy about this because I didn't want to bother her and she seems to have some real life problems going on. Then I realized that she was texting ME during her work shift so she was obviously intersted in me.

Me: lol I liked those steve maddens ill probs get em sometime this week

Me: You got good taste chickiepoo

Me: maybe good enough taste to start a ponzi scheme department store with me. Black market shoes n' ice cream wiill be the name. You in?

Her: yeah I'd invest in that

Her: and those steve maddens are really nice. if you dont get them we cant be friends anymore

Me: ha! Highly consideriding the stevey maddens

Me: You were cool kitty kat lets kick it sometime soon and plan this ponzi scheme

Me: whats your schedule like this week?

Her: you and your borther dont look that alike

Her: and towards the end of the week i'm free

Me: Ikr I look like batman and hes more of a superman type

Me: what day tater tot im free thurs-fri

Her: im free both days

Me: lets do thursday night arund dinner time

Me: we can cruise around and throw ice cream at people

Me: in my invisble boat mobile

Me: so you better look good in a wonder woman suit

her: Oh for sure 

Me: pshhh you better or I'll send you home lol

Me: Enjoy the rest of your shift buhbee I just got to work 

so there is the text convo all wrapped up. She didn't seem very engaged, but maybe it was the work thing. We did plan a date but I think I'm going to have to reengage with style I can see her going ghost again. 

Well you already know this but you don't necesarilly have to re-engage. If you're texting her a lil bit each day and building up on the momentum til the day of the date. (Especially Wednesday & Thursday) She'll be primed and all you'll need is a lil bit of seasonin ;)

Hmmm I actually don't do that much, I always assumed things would get boring. I send snapchats and stuff here and there but normally just reengage in a simple way (i.e. Sup chickiepoo I just got out of anatomy class practically a surgeon now...whatcha up to) the day before the date and text the day of.

Something I forgot to mention...this chick definitely has something a little bit off with her. One night we got into details about her car crash and she definitely has some serious damage to her head.  Meeting her in person confirmed this. I try not to complicate thing with her but she seems to get confused very easily. She's not retarded or anything lol but seems depressed and hazy.  Anyways yeah that might explain why her texting is so dry.

Oh Word

Oh Word

Her: works awful

Me: Chill out beb its not like youre gonna work there forever. Take it day by day.

Her: I just left

Her: on my way out I saw an owl

Me: lol well did you at least say hi to him

Me: offer him a snack?

Me: heard owls stalk lil girls watch your back

Her: It was in tree

Me: lol you seem interested in him pumpkin

Me: listen if youre sexually attracted to birds tell me now

Her: Is that not a normal thing

Me: haha! umm sorry beb but human on human sex is much better

Me: I really don't like feathers

Her: want to be grossed out

Me: oh gawd

Me:  go ahead lets hear it

Her: (pic of owl without feathers)

Me: hahaha!

Me: looks like a lil alien

Me: I hope you dont look like that naked (crying laughing emoji)

Her: I look worse than that

Me: (pic of jacked kangaroo)

Me: Me

Me: check out the biceps

Me: wait till you see the glutes lol

Her: wow...you're pretty sexy

At this point i'm starting realize this chick is lame as fuck! No pedestal for her. no no no. I let the text sit for 4 hours

Me: I'm coming to get my shoes tonight stay on yah toes kit kat

Me: gotta go to (town) and cancel my old gym membership

I do not wait for a response, I stroll right in. Something I realized on the way there was that I could not make this some creepy visit to see her again. This was about me getting my shoes, and lettting her engage me. I walk in and go directly to trying on shoes. I scan the place but can't find her, oh well. Then I get this text as i'm trying on my shoes.

Her: kk don't come after 8:30 or else everyone will hate you we close at 9

Me: lol I'm here going to the register now

Me: catch me if you can!!!

Her: oh god I didn't see you!

Her: holdon

This worked out PERFECTLY. I challenged her and made ME visiting the main event. I wasn't actually on my way to the register but I swear this girl came running out of the break room lol. So fuckin cute. She really redeemed herself, she was so excited to see me and friendly. She insisted on taking a picture of me. I assumed a captain morgan pose like a boss and modeled the fuck out of those shoes. A few hours I get a screen shot from a friend that must know her. She put me on her snapchat story "When meow visits you at work and models some shoes." I'M ON A NEW LEVEL.

LOL. Awesome. Meet up with her yet? Or is that girl from other thread

Not yet. She's being weird again so we'll see.

different girl but mutually sucky 

Not yet. She's being weird again so we'll see.

different girl but mutually sucky 

Post up. 

Me: Sup chickiepoo

Me: You should see these pups im watching they think i'm the dog whisperer

Me: Soon i'll be playing with wolves in alaska

Her: I think your dad came in and bought shoes yesterday

Me: lol he did

Me: he used my coupon

Her: I rang him out

Me: and he tried to say his shoes were better

Me: haha! he's old

Her: he didnt ask me to pick them out for him so how could they be better

Me: Ikr I got the sexiest shoes in the whole damn store

Her: I convinced someone else to buy them today too

Me: Yah I def wore them better

Me: modeled them like an italian prince

Her: You did

Her: (name) saw my snap yesterday he told me to tell you hi

Me: Ha! havent seen him in a while hes a good dude

Me: so wactha up to beb

Me I've been doing HW all day I should get paid to do this

Her: but instead your paying to do it

Me: I know right  I should just open my own ice cream shop

Me: speaking of ice cream

Me: lets get some tomrorrow with extra sprinkles

Me: you sll the shoes I sell the ice cream

I try and call hours later and immedatiely get a text

Her: im at work whats up

Me: crusin around wanted to figure out your sched. tomorrow

Me: When you out? ill call yah

Then she snaps me and never reponds back to mine (could have been a group snap idk her at work)

Next day I shoot her a call and leave a pretty good voicemail

Me: hey (name) you still down to hang tn :)   <---kept it simple because this is the ONLY thing that has ever worked for her. Boring simple texs.

Her: Can we do tomorrow

Me: possibly I got a busy day could do 6-8 possibly thats it

Not the best texting on my part but I knew deep down she was going to be a problem not matter what. She's got some weird shit going on, who knows. Ghosts me every damn time and still thinks we are buds.

This chick NEVER responds to any playful dissapproval or behavior shaping i've tried multiple times over the past 4 months. She is rude as fuck and boring then comes crawling back every time.I think she just has a problem and thats the end of it. Her car accident or something there is just something weird about her.

6-8? Would a dude with a dick plan a date with that kind of timeline?

How could she take that seriously you're practically friendzoning yourself.

And where's the sexy/cocky stuff?

She never understands what i'm doing when I hit her with the big guns. It's absolutely fucking retarded. 

I guess things are different now that we actually met so i'll stop being a faggot. Pfff why am I even watering down my awesomeness in the first place, this dick ain't free.

..but seriously not sure if I can have her over I've got plans with other womenz

Dude that's not my problem, it's hers.

LOL I finally hung out with her, she initiated it actually

Her: Yo yo yo

Me: Sup chickiepoo

Her: just got out of work you

Me: studying some chemistry at home n' eating easter candy

Her: bring me some

Me: where yah at homie

Me: not sure if I want to share :P

Her: on my way home sir

Her: you better share

Me: straight to bed I presume?

Me: or can you handle a crazy night on the town

Me: thats the only way ill share

Her: I may be handle to handle a crazy night

Me: haha well I have 15 min left of studying then I was gonna take the magic carpet for a spin

Me: wanna join?

Her: yes yes yes

Me: when wil you be ready buhbs

Her: I just have to change and what not

....logistics and we meet up

This came out of nowhere, I was just sitting at home and she hit me up. I rushed to clean myself up cuz' I smelled of sex from earlier hahaha. I get to her house at 11:30  give her a kiss on the cheek and immediately go back to my school and get some cookies, then go to my dorm. This chick was REALLY weird. First off, she is the smallest girl I have ever seen she can't be over 4 10" and is around 75 pounds. I didn't realize how small she was when I first met her. I thought this was cute cuz' she still smexy but she straight up acted like a 14 year old girl all night. She was complaining about all of the food choices at my school it was hysterical to me. We go back to my dorm and she's obviously very nervous. We played soccer, danced around, wrestled and I still could barely get her to makeout with me...she just kissed here and there. I gave it my best in terms of fun sexual escalation but there was nothing good going down. I prized myself about her trying to seduce me, sexually disqualififed using her instagram, "no way your booty looks like that in real life." She just did not seem interested at all in anything sexual. She was having a good time with me and engaged in conversation but she had no drive to prove herself sexually or even tease me. Did I get friendzoned?? No fuckin way, can't remeber the last time that even happened.

I defintely was not on my A game but I was playing everything correctly. The only other explanation I could think of is that she saw the used condom in my trash from earlier :P

Well best advice I can give is dispose of your condoms a lot better than in trash can next to your bed bro! Haha

flush that down the toilet or throw away in a different trash can that isn't inside of you house/appartment/dorm LOL 

That's a good problem to have though. 

Yeah so it more or less sounds like you rounded your bases. Let manwhore or jihad get in on this. 

Yeah it was a shit fest of situation. I was at home for the night since it's easter weekend and she ended up being close to my dorm so I walked in and remembered the place was a fucking mess! BUT I feel like she wasn't receptive to me from the beginning before she even had a chance to look over there. Who knows, I ran to the bathroom at one point she probably looked around.

It was 11:30 at night she practically booty called me!

90% of the answer to your question lies in these two:

https://www.manwhore.org/get-laid-on-pof-hot-military-girl/

https://www.manwhore.org/logically-convince-girl-to-have-sex/

Shit yeah those were right on the money :)

• She was having fun with the wrestling/soccer/etc. but the manhandling was not the way to open her up. I could tell that she wasn't a big fan of being picked up etc. she is such a lil girl she probably gets that ALL the time. It needed to be a lot softer, maybe cuddling up on her and watching a movie would have worked better that's how I see it going down. 
• She was cutting herself off from her own sexuality and if angered me a bit.  Some sort of conviction monologue could have helped. After all, she WAS there to fuck me. 

she's been texting me, I'll give it another go.

Yessir! And don't be afraid to call out the pink elephant in the room, just match the energy of it to same level of physical energy. 

Call her out while we are physically grounded together?

Absolutely. Probably not 'nsync but potentially very close.