sup! just got back on tinder - trying to meet up with this blonde 9

Oh man I haven't really looked at text game in a while, so this fun. 

You have really good text game dude- use it more. Seemed like you fell into rapport too quickly (which you pointed out) but then you never really got back on track.

i woulda kept going wth the gum chewing thing. Made it into an "us against the world" conspiracy. 

uhm so I think what MAY have triggered her to be a lil on edge about this, if anything, may have been that you have like super abrupt transitions from silly to logical back to silly 

Like every time you say something nice you immediately take it back like the very next text and a lot of times it's not reallly in rhythm. Like if a text thread is a freestyle rap, the times you pull back have to be on rhythm so ya idk maybe try building up her positive emotions a little more and then having those pull-backs be a lil less common. 

What do you think? I could be totally off base here

Yeah fully understand what you mean by having bad flow to the conversation. At the time, in my head, I think I was putting that on her with her sometimes simple replies but I take that all on now. It would've been wayyy better if I interweaved the silly with the rapport instead of bouncing back and forth. This is the mistake I got with my first reply - I should have done something like what you said, carried on the loud chewer into a us agasinst the world while asking her about her shit... Instead of cutting off the thread and switching vibes. Lots of careless errors, that and the poor number attempt. 

She is also a stereotype of a certain girl from this area, almost like a diva beverly hill/valley girl pretencious stereotype they have. She fits the bill (although it is yet to be seen if she has much more going on with her) and is also next level hot, so she must be used to having dudes cater to her and fawning over her. Taking that into account as well. 

Hmm. Ok Im going to try to craft something up now. Its been a few hours, I don't want to leave it too long while Im still on her mind. Might get lost in with the rest of the messages. 

- hmm maybe?

- I promise not to go all chris hansen on you if you take me out for icecream and then we could get matching outfits at baby gap

- *insert text that brings us back to reality* either "im ending my sunday funday by being stuck in summer construction season traffic ughh" or "if you're not working how do you keep busy during the week, aside from giving free candy to lil boys"

something along those lines. I should seriously get real with her and maybe get her to qualify herself a bit more so the meetup seems more down to earth... I don't know. Im hoping the first text and the last one kinda bait her into talking more about herself (hopefully she isn't just all about her looks but thats yet to be seen). Any feedback before I fire those off?

my gut tells me you may want to back off the meetup request for a couple texts, get her emotions up and then like maybe ask again in a lil bit? 

Lol im outta my depth here tho my man. At this point I'm just goin by feel and prob giving you bad advise 

Ahah naw its good feedback. I know what you mean, I already have too many "no's" (or maybes rather) from her so I definitely don't want to seem like Im gunning for the meetup again. The first text "hmm maybe?" I want to bait her into opening up about why shes apprehensive - aside from being a scared kitty. maybe ill go with "maybe? ;)" devils in the details when it comes to this. and then the next text is to just play off the silly roleplay but I definitely don't want to make it seem like Im pushing for the meetup with too much thirst. A little bit of gusto is good with the hotties but thirst is bad. then the last text I want to bring it back down to earth and get a genuine convo going.... although from what i've seen shes probabbly going to give a one word answer or ignore one of the three texts lmao. We'll see. Im going to sit on it for a bit, maybe change a few things before I send it out

No ice, you're straight up freaking this girl out.

It started with the cat snuggling thing, then basically giving tinder a bad rep with the used condoms txt, and followed it up with a strange boy in the woods kinda thing...then tried to disqualify her as being a catfish...lol very clever ;)

You need to tone it done, and that doesn't mean being lame. Be cool, share about yourself in an awesome manner. Lay off the meetups and number closing stuff for a bit and reel her back in.

She likes you enough to stay through this potential silence of the lambs ordeal so good on ya mate, a case of stockholm syndrome is always a safe move ;p

-Much Love Jihad

lmaoo haha stockholm sydrome. I am throwing too much shit at the wall but at least some of it stuck. The cat thing... ehhh. Ok. Dont thing that line was degrading our tinderlationship at all, if anything putting us a cut above the rest. The rest of it I am on the same page with you though, ty <3

I agree with the jihad guy :)

cat snuggle txt was good, just not smooth. No emojis, or even an lol or something, and then u moved straight into another txt. It comes across like you weren't serious about it and tried to distract from it.

Lines like those are GAME CHANGERS...if u really want to utilize them (which you should), you need to time it and use them purposefully

Let those txts stand by themselves with some spice...so she has to respond to it alone 

<3

agreed definitely jerky, like what mefist pointed out - terrible riddem to the whole thing, no flow. Thanks for the critique much appreciated 

Keep us posted dudeeeee

Dude texting is like free styling. The words don't really matter if you're totally and completely in the rhythm 

I would have immediately teased when she mentioned she was snugglin with the cat! I think you gave some power away when you said you wanted to join. Thats my only critique, Jihad hit the rest :)

Hahaha yea meow loves hittin those cat ladies ;) 

He nailed it. You goofed on all those big time. But yeah if it manages to work out she's definitely #inittowinit. The cat snuggle pickup line was pretty cliche in fact she probable was aware the fact she was putting bait out any frat bro would instantly recognize. Then you brought up used condoms and regret. REALLY?! Wtf! What are we breeding on here, numb nutz? You can present a little more class, buddy. It's easy. The strange boy in the woods was also terrible timing. Tho I've made that work before. LOL

Notice she actually used the catfish line as a reason to disqualify herself.

Straight up you come off quite douchey in your convo. Even tho you're definitely not.

Also dude.. your spelling and punctuation is atrocious. And hers is perfect. You really don't know the difference between your and you're?

BARF! Yeah my spelling was on it's P's and Q's in text, just was sloppy having to type all these texts out. Anyone know if MW's text uploader app is still around? I found the download link but not sure if it is updated and still in use - I just converted to android and want to post a bunch more text and tinder convos. This one is an example of what happens when I am too horny, texting several girls at once pushing for a SNL. Humour gets mixed up and convos get twisted, nothing is calibrated. Bleh, fukdisbish n-e-wayz lol I got a bunch of numbers off tinder this week and set up two dates. 

I'm looking into getting another one developed