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Here ya go PottyFlowers... I met this chick a few years ago, through social circle. She lives about a 2 hour drive away from me and was visiting for filming some independent film. She does some modeling and stuff. Unfortunately at the time I met her I was involved with another girl, but I got her number and hung out with her a little. So a couple weekends ago, I was going to be in her neigborhood and figured, I'd hit her up to go hang out, even though I haven't seen her in about 2 years....

Me: are you still alive kiddo?

Her: Haha, yep. Long time no talk..

Me: Yeah, that's my bad. I remembered you being pretty cool. figured I'd see what's good

Me: ...Sry it took so long. Wrking late

Her: What have you been up to?

Me: Panic n meyhem lol. My moves on the dance floor kinda sucked so I've been working on that a bit lately

Her: That sounds like fun. I used to do west coast swing (not very well) back in the day lol

Me: Back in your days as a young lady? We're gettin old haha. How old are you again? ...like 19

Her: Haha. I would love to be 19 again - but with the mind of my 26 year old self!

Me: I feel ya. I wouldn't be such a shithead like I was at 19. Are you still a cool chick? ;)

Her: I'm like a fine wine, better with age ;) lol!

Me: I love wine. are yo red or white?

Her: White lol. In all seriousness, I think I've gotten more cynical over the years

Me: ...bitter wine. yuck lol

Me: I know what you mean tho.

(next day)

Me: I'm up in your neigborhood this weekend and I want to see you! but security won't let me into the zoo... any chance you could escape? [such a badass text]

Her: Hahahahaha!

Me: No seriously tho

Her: That's cool. Why are you coming up here?

Me: Doing a favor for some family. Figured I'd hit you up to be my bodyguard when I go out :)) Didn't I see a pic of you on FB wearing a Supergirl outfit?

Her: Gotcha. Haha, that was a while ago

Me: You should wear your supergirl outfit. That'd be sexxxxyyy

Me: Or... if ur more of a domesticated girl now you can just stay home and start a poo fight with the other monkeys

Her: Haha no I don't wear my supergirl attire anymore. Guess I am domesticated now... I'm so busy nowadays I don't relly have a choice lol

Me: No worries girly. I was kidding about supergirl... just wanted to see if you were up for some fun while I was there.

Her: Define "fun" Lol. Depending on when you are here any my hectic schedule I could possibly do lunch to catch up or something but I have a boyfriend so that's the extent of my fun :)

Me: ...would you like another one? :)

Her: I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be ok with me having another one :)

Me: :)

Me: I won't have time during the day to do lunch. I'm going out to the bar with my buddy to shake my booty on Sat night

Her: Sat as in tomorrow night?

Me: YEP

And that was the last I heard from her. At the least I was hoping to get her to come out and wing me cuz she's sexy. :((((((

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lol fuck you faggot- don't

lol fuck you faggot- don't call me pottyflowers that sounds gay as hell....If I had wanted people to refer to me as a place they take shits, I would have created that nickname myself haha- but seriously, just hit me with "flowers" if you need somethin shorter... still gay but I like the way it rolls off the tongue : )

But yeah- cool convo, ima check it out a lil more when i have time. Do you have examples of your shorter, less involved ones? I know you mentioned you tend to do less texting?

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Dude It's ok... meant

Dude It's ok... meant affectionately. Don't you BS with your friends?

...It's an ok convo. I wish I knew what I coulda done better to get her to at least meet up. I didn't want to let her corner me into "friendzone" like she was trying to do, by suggesting lunch. I like to hook up with girls who aren't single lol.

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lol your not even close to

We are not even close to friends yet. That's the difference. So I'll assume this is done with. Thx : )

But yeah, if you have other text convos I'd be curious. This was cool- I mean i think you did a good job of stearing it in the right direction.  I'm actually focusing on garing my text game to be slightly more "edgy" 

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Eh that was kind of dick- my

Eh that was kind of dick- my bad man. You seem like a cool dude, and you obviously we're just jokin around.  No reason for me to be an asshole and shut you out like that. It's cool if you wanna joke around, just go easy on the "pottyflowers" lol- it's my time of the month

Also, I am genuinely curious about your text game- I could def learn some shit... and the whole forum benefits when more people post their shit up... I'll throw some more online too, and hopefully you can hit me with some feedback

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I think we should all be

I think we should all be friends. And make sandwiches together

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huh

yea, and suck each others dick

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I think we should all put

I think we should all put speedos on and ride nuts-ta-butts on a beige scooter.

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You don't have your own dick,

You don't have your own dick, bro?

MovingEyebrows wrote:
yea, and suck each others dick

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