Surrender leopard

Wtf you were at surrender? Should have stuck around!

That last text was pretty gawdamn hilarious. I'd just text her again. There's no issue here in her not responding, it's just that there wasn't a response for her to send. It was TOO awesome and she had nothing. So just start again and you'll be good to go. I remember this girl a few years back, coming back into the living room after spitting out my semen from her mouth in my bathroom sink, I asked her why she didn't respond to a particular text message I'd sent her. The text was: her: "I don't know what time I can make it over because I don't know when I get off!" My response was: "oh you'll get off when I make you get off." She said she'd laughed, and actually been at a loss for words on how to respond. Never underestimate your own potential for demigod status. When you make a girl tingle she's got nothing. They're just little bunnies. You hold the goods

Hit her up around 4pm tomorrow if she doesn't hit YOU up. Be like, "babe this little mexican lady keeps trying to come into my room. says she just wants to make the bed but I know she's after my gold doubloon"

@Manwhore:

Ya surrenders big but it's weird I didn't see you mang.

I left about 3:20 when my dick got soft

@Alex123:

She said "Haha u should probably let her"

Yep I did. But I kinda thought if a maid accidentally walks in when you're naked, she's not just supposed to stand there staring. I feel used. How's your day going come thru get ice cream with me

@Manwhore:

Its going good , I would but I'm actually going to do the zip lining on fremont street w my friends and then were going to the bank tonight what are u doing tonight

@Alex123:

I responded "Come to Tryst with us were on the guestlist"

There's no humor but it shows value and it's minimalist

@Alex123:

Me: Where are you
Me: Canadian girls are using me as a stripper pole. Save me
Her: Were at haze where are u
Me: Leaving Tryst now let's grab a drink at flamingo
Me: Pink birds r hawt

Me: Leaving Tryst now let's grab a drink at flamingo

Everything you know about texting, including the talk Ryan just gave on it, tells you not to send shit like that.

@Manwhore:

Yeah you're right I'm just too impatient w pulling the trigger. Or I just figure it's better than texting nothing or sitting for 30min trying to come up w something that only gets me more step toward a meetup, and sometimes doesn't even work. I'm trying to air on the side of minimalist here

But anyway ya I know I needed more vibing.

Me: golfcart pic
Her: ;)
Her: pic of black girls flaunting it at club (she's a Lil white girl
Her: me and my girls at surrender
Me: That's my rapemobile I take all my girls out in it you're next
2 hrs later
Her: Where do u live?


Manwhore you're a god at texting. I was racking my brain on how to "save" the situation and now she's asking me where I live and shit. I don't know what to text her now. Should I just be like "Irrelevant. I want to tuck yer lil hips in against me now"
?

@Alex123:

She just texted this, don't know what she's talking about

Her: Oh really, well were on the guest list for the bank and my friends want to go there but if you leave come to the bank or well go there if we leave later on

*facepalm*

WHAT were you trying to save? She's asking you where you fucking live dude. She wanted to fuck.

@Manwhore:

Ok I feel incompetent at txting/thinking right now. I sent her this after her last txt bout her friends:

Me: Only if your friends appreciate yer companionship with hot douchebags. If they're all jealous it won't be fun

I can't tell what's good and bad texts right now maybe that's terrible. Waiting for her to respond

@Alex123:

I thought if I had responded with "come over I'm at imperial palace they have comfortable couches here" that would have been a bad text since A) I'm sure she was planning on gettingrdy to go out w her friends at that time and B) anytime I had said anything logistical up to this point she completely ignore it. Even when she wAs asking where I was.

Arrr matey. Not a good text that was a nailbiter for sure. Headed out

@Manwhore:


Kinda frustrating that anytime i diverge from MW's texts she stops texting, but whenever i send one of his she loves it. I thought i was atleast decent at texting but now looking at this i feel like i cant text for shit.


I know im not meeting up with this girl- Im just putting this up because I want to practice my texting, and id like to get her on the phone so i can practice phone sex. She seems like she'd be down...

Me: Eh babe stay close I heard they're hunting leopards. Don't worry I'll protect you ; )
Her: Haha ya no I just left are u still there
Me: Afterparty- palazzo. Come
Me: 4 lokos are the SHIT
Her: Yes. They are lol
Me: Just won on wheel of fortune baby!
Her: That's awesome
Me: Spending it on my grandma's boobjob

next day 4pm
Me: Babe this little mexican lady keeps trying to come into my room. says she just wants to make the bed but I know she's after my gold doubloon
Her: Haha u should probably let her
Me: Yep I did. But I kinda thought if a maid accidentally walks in when you're naked, she's not just supposed to stand there staring. I feel used. How's your day going come thru get ice cream with me
Her: Its going good , I would but I'm actually going to do the zip lining on fremont street w my friends and then were going to the bank tonight what are u doing tonight
Me: Come to Tryst with us were on the guestlist
Me: Me: Where are you
Me: Canadian girls are using me as a stripper pole. Save me
Her: Were at haze where are u
Me: Leaving Tryst now let's grab a drink at flamingo
Me: Pink birds r hawt

next day
Me: golfcart pic
Her: ;)
Her: pic of black girls flaunting it at club (she's a Lil white girl
Her: me and my girls at surrender
Me: That's my rapemobile I take all my girls out in it you're next
2 hrs later
Her: Where do u live?
Her: Oh really, well were on the guest list for the bank and my friends want to go there but if you leave come to the bank or well go there if we leave later on
Me: Only if your friends appreciate yer companionship with hot douchebags. If they're all jealous it won't be fun
Me: I'm kidding. You know I dont care about your friends
Me: I just wanna slide my arm under your legs and pick you up, set you down on the counter. Lean down and softly bite into your neck as I curl you up into me
Her: :)
Me: Press your legs down firmly run my hand up between your thighs as I kiss your delicious lips
Her: Are u still in Vegas??
Me: Yeah where do u live
Her: I live near Boston where do u live?
Me: I mean in Vegas babe
Her: I'm not in Vegas anymore : ( i came home today. when are u leavin?
Me: I like taking your sexy lil legs and pinning them back so yer lil Kitty is exposed to me and its all mine and I look down into your eyes as I slide inside you and feel you on my cock

next day (yesterday)

Her: I would love to wrap my skinny legs around you and lower myself onto your hard thick cock as I take you deeper with every thurst...
me: Baby I'm just thinking about you perched in my lap, my thick cock up inside you and you riding me as I hole you in place and squeezing your luscious hips and booty into me so I can go deeper inside you. Feeling the weight of you and gripping that body
Her: I can imagine ur fingers pressing into my ass while I'm riding ur long cock. Then the sustain of ur cum flowing thru me.
Her: P.s on the BC (idk what this means)
Me: Babe ur making me horny. Send me a pic show me how bad you want to feel my cock inside you

-no response. I could text MW's next text in the sequence of his sextgame but wtfff i want to be able to come up with shit on my own. Seems like i cant right now tho so i might just do that. I want to get this girl on the phone

Stop getting emotional and spilling out emotions like a little girl you fruitcake. Geezez christ. Be DEMANDING. Send me a pic.

@Manwhore:

ok..... maybe there was emotion in that text but i thought she would like that. Im literally trying to do the best i can. Its not like i "lost control and had to text her emotional gay shit", its just that I really THOUGHT she would LIKE that.

Im a hardcase newbie. It feels like ive made progress, but its actually apparent that i still dont know what im doing. Things that are obvious to you are not at all obvious to me. (Those other texts i sent that i thought were good and you said werent-about "i hope ur friends are ok with douchebags" i STILL dont know why those werent good
-i thought that txt had implied sarcasm but maybe she actually thought i was concerned about how her friends would view me)

Your sexts seem to have seem to have SOME kind of emotional content to them even though theyre totally sexual. talking about all the dirty things u want to do with her implies you are turned on by her right? So by me saying her last text made me horny.. i mean i dont really get why one is awesome and the other is shit...

Because of this i cant recreate what youre doing. The underlying concepts are still abstract for me. Im trying hard to understand but its going over my head

Maybe im coming from too chode a frame to understand. Maybe I AM a big gay emotional fruitcake, and thats why i dont understand.

nonetheless i still want to be able to relate to women the way you do. It sucks not being able to. only being able to when i literally copy/paste your texts

I admit that I suck at this. I probably get too emotional at times and thats what fucks me over. I guess its because im still emotionally weak. Im hoping ill get stronger with time- but all that being said, theres still something i must not be seeing on a logical level, because i know that i AM in enough control of my emotions to send something that will work over text vs. something that wont work, and im still sending things that dont work

@Alex123:

Just now-

Me: C'mon beb I love piccies
Me: I'm going to shove my cock in your tiny little holes. Watch your lil eyes stare up at me begging for more.
Her: *pic of some blonde chick bent over
Her: Do you want to tongue punch her fart box?
Her: I would love to have that done to me as my head bangs against the sink plz baby give it to me!!!!!

ok so i feel like her last response is just plain weird response.

idk tho since i suck at sexting. maybe someone else has ideas on how to take it from here

@Alex123:
I'm going to muffpunch you with my teddy bear. Horny little creepy teddy bear

@Alex123:


hahahahahhaha

"Do you want to tongue Fuck her fart box"

Holy shit. I just died.

I also am currently walking around deserted streets doing incredibly creepy street approaches at 1230 in my neighborhood

*fuck flakes! *

@Alex123:

Be easy on yourself kid. You talked about this on my thread. You're nice with it mann. Your texting (yes Alex123) is beyond lovely even if you incorporated a lot of texts from Manwhore. Just look at your opening text message exchange. That is some witty shit. I almost got a boner reading this shit. YES HOMO!!!! I have to admit I "yelped" when she wrote I'm back in Boston. unlucky. You also fucked up a couple of times because you panicked. that girl wanted to fuck but you couldn't see it because you were too worried at the moment.

Yo! btw is the rapemobile line yours? That one was pureee fuckin genius. Brilliant.

You're comparing yourself to someone who's been doing this shit pro-actively for 10 years and HAS A TEXT GAME ACADEMY just to teach random fucks how to do it. So don't compare yourself to him.... Focus on small wins whatever they are for you. Be easy - we all want them to validate us but you freaked out even before you gave her a chance to reply.

You also have to realize Manwhore is tough on you because he wants you to harden up but also realizes that you have massive potential.

@Katalyst:

Thanks dude.

Where are you saying I panicked when she wanted to fuck?

Just trying to figure this out here

and p.s. rapemobile is MW's

YES!