Teleconference Texting Convo: Objective--Get Two Canadian girls over for a Smoke 'N' Poke
The guys on the call wrote some killer texts for me. I'm tryna get these two Canadian squirrels over for a smoke and poke. I met them last night and talked/walked for 20mins or so. She answered my texts quickly so far.
From today:
Me: Has XXXXX gotten arrested or kidnapped yet?
Her: Lmfao not yet
Me: Buy me something cute and sexy so we match..I love Hello Kitty underoos
Me: Where are you girls at? you drinking? (credit: Manwhore)
Her: Lmao what
Her: We will be haha just chillin in the room for a bit you working on the strip again? Sure we will see you
Me: Yeah I'm wearing my bat costume tonight. Well I'm ready to get this started so I'm going to scoop you two up for drinks and smokes. Ready? (Credit: Manwhore)
Her: lmao not yet ! Have to eat and get ready I'll send ya a text later? Let's get crunK
Me: Shit I got three lunchables over here, with weed included (Credit: Beargrizz)
Her: Lmao fuck sounds like the way to my heart
Me: K beb, I'm fresh out the shower and about to get into the bat mobile..
Me: I'll be there in 20mins, K
Her: Lmao omg let's take selfies in your batman outfit we will catch ya on the strip for sho
Me: Yea I'll have to wash it afterwards cuz you have cooties lol (Credit: Manwhore)
Keep us updated.
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Seems like this girl likes the banter. But she needs to be hunted down cuz she keeps giving herself an out
She didn't respond to that one. A few hours later I restarted:
Me: Girls gotta be out and about by now, when are you bringin your little butts my way
Her: We are by ______ at _______ right now haha
Me: Come see me, I'm right in front of ______________ across the street from you
Her: Lol in a bit (tense/aggravated emoji face)
Me: K, but I'm imposing a spanking penalty at 30min
[An hour after I sent that text the girls walked over to where I was. My girl is fully under the spell of her evil blond spinner friend. This perky-titted little shit seems to get off on being a dick and/or tooling all the guys around her. She tried tooling some guys I promote with who are good-looking, cool dudes. I brought up smoking, but they were sketched out about getting arrested. I told her its cool and there's some dank at my house, but blondeshitbutt got weird. Blondiebutt dragged the brunette off while I was talking to her, and she did it in an uncool, sarcastic, shitty cockblocking sort of way. I feel like she needs some serious negative energy directed at her to pop her big egotistical bubble. I was out promoting, and had another girl in the works, so I didn't care, but I still want to bang the brunette. So I keep texting, for pussy and For Science!
There's a sleeping girl in my bed right now, and I'm trying to roust her because she has to get up for work in the morning. Since she's not waking up easily --she fell asleep after she came LOL--I texted canadian brunette and am typing this up.]
Me: Where did the little blond Eskimo steak [sic -- meant to type "steal" but fuck you Autocorrect] you to
Her: She got her nipple pierced lmfao
Me: wtf
Her: What lmao
Me: She's cray
immediately followed by
Me: Are you still out or back in your hotel room
Her: Bed lmao you ?
Is this the chick that called that asian dude "sushi" or some shit lol
Is this the chick that called that asian dude "sushi" or some shit lol
Yeah, she called one "Sushi" and the other "Kimchi." She's tiny and has nice tits, so she gets away with so much shit, but she pushes it too far such that she's just being a bitch and she's the only one who enjoys her company. The other girl, the brunette who I'm texting, seems like she stands there in spectator mode watching her friend fuck with people.
hehe she sounds annoying as hell. Are they always together, or on vacation or some shit?
hehe she sounds annoying as hell. Are they always together, or on vacation or some shit?
They're on vacation together. Its all new and fun right now, but they'll get bored eventually and come over.