Text convo with a hottie

I like this girl probably too much. Her petite athletic body, cute face, great ass, perfect tits combined with her sweet, funny, sharp personality make her maybe my own personal ten. She was in a long term relationship when I knew her years ago, I saw her at a dinner party several weeks ago and got her number. She was there with a date but I pursued it shamelessly anyway. I think she's dating a guy, she and I have had to reschedule plans for me to make us dinner several times, usually her schedule. she seemed genuinely busy and had reasonable excuses. Lately the texts have been getting further apart and her replies have been shorter. My guess its her spending more time with this guy and/or my shitty text game or a combination thereof. I'll throw some of the convo up here, some is from memory, I replaced my phone recently.

me: I finally replaced my ancient flip phone that I've been enjoying getting mocked about. Not loving the new one, having issues over here

her: welcome to the modern world

me: I feel like a monkey trying to use a knife and fork

her: they're actually good at figuring things out

me: like a dog trying to play the piano

her: like a turtle playing the flute

I think we bounced back. And forth trying to make plans ultimately not getting together and the conversation dying off for a few days. I wish I still had the convo. Then I re-engaged with

me: just teaching a turtle to play the flute. I'm at my wits end with this turtle

her: ha!

me: he's an idiot and not getting it

me: I'm going to flip him over for awhile

her: that'll teach him!

me: can't flip himself back over. Hm. That's two things he can't do

her: hand him a guitar, see what happens

me: unfortunately I only have a monkey sized guitar

her: too bad you don't have a turtle sized one

somewhere in there she tells me she's out of town on a ski trip

I ask her when she's back and get radio silence again

days later

me: ok now this jackass turtle won't stop throwing up. Any advice? I really hate this turtle

me: I can't believe you did this to me

next day

me: had an epic day of snowboarding despite these two old lady maniacs terrorizing the hill. Not even joking. How's (the mountain)?

several days go by

me: Yo I'm going to contact your family and put your face on the back of a milk carton if you don't get back to me

this was several days ago, I really didn't think she was gone this long. Then today I get this

her: Hey! Skiing like a bunny :)

this texting has gone on for way too long. If I can't get her out in a couple of moves I have a feeling I'm done for.