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Got the number off OKCupid yesterday, texted a little bit yesterday and then through today. Tried to seal a meet up tonight but didn't happen as you'll see in the text but overall it was a decent conversation. Looking for feedback as it's been awhile since I've gone for new girls and this one is a legit cutie from mexico living here in the US for a year or so. Credit to manwhore's ebook and several other's in the forum where I grabbed a few lines from :)

Also I don't know how to color coordinate the texts, how do I do that? I exported this convo into a text editor and formatted it myself. Thanks!

Me: Hey its Jeff and we're going to get some bomb tacos soon

Her: Hi Jeff! I hope you know a place with great tacos!

Me: I got us covered. They're fantastic. What area of seattle do you live

Her: Now I can't wait to try them! I live in ***. You?

Me: Aww yes near *** okay that makes sense. I'm in ***. The great thing about seattle is that its easy to get to places when the traffic has died down

(next day ie. today)

Me: How are you pumpkin. I'm working on my car in the rain. Such a badass

Her: Wow you really know how to take your life to the limit (if that makes sense in English ;)) I'm good, just reading what's in a random book that I bought this morning

Me: Yeah well crime fighting at night, working on cars during the day. Standard stuff

Me: Is it a book about giving great massages, because my shoulders are KILLING me

Her: Yeah, we do those things every day... And my book is full of random questions like

(she sends pic of a page of her book asking 'what does a desk think about at night?' and then you can write in the answer. Seems like a fun/silly book).

Her: Or the thoughts of the first person who ate an oyster

Me: Hey I REALLY hope you have a good answer for that question!

Her: Do you have one?

Me: I can't give you all my secrets, I just met you. Admitting I'm batman was already a big risk for me :P

Her: Haha you already gave me your biggest secret :)

Her: So what are you doing tonight besides fighting crime?

Me: Well I know it's friday but I don't get white girl wasted much anymore so something light like a movie

Me: What do you like to do on a friday night

Her: Sometimes I like to stay home and watch movies, or going to the movies, I also like to go out to bars and stuff but I agree with the having fun without making a total fool of yourself.. So it basically depends of what do I feel like doing

Me: So if we go clubbing some time I won't have to wheel you out in a chair. Good to know ;)

Her: Haha no, maybe a little happier than usual but that's it :)

Me: Hahaha well good, I don't want to be around someone that's unhappy as that would just lead to a tickle fight

Her: Ooh but be careful! I practice my tickling skills every day!

Me: Then it that case Ill fight you off with a pillow case full of flowers!

Her: You'll need more protection than that!

Me: Oh pleeaasse we both know you'll just roll up in a cute little cuddly ball and let me win

Me: No girl can resist the pillow case of flowers!

Her: Haha actually I haven't seen it yet

Me: Well just be a good girl and I wont have to steel my neighbors flowers to beat you up with

Me: If youre super mean Ill just tie you up with a cute bow and tickle you until you pass out

Her: You should never beat up a girl! Even if it's with flowers! Also, maybe you won't be able to catch me :)

Me: Well let's just hope that cat woman won't want to leave. I can always chase you down with my bat mobile, but then again I'd probably get distracted by the ice cream man

(30 min later)

Me: And I know pumpkin, I'd never beat up a girl. They're too cute and bubbly.

Me: And now I want ice cream. Lets do that and watch a movie

Her: Haha I wish I could! I'm working from 6:30 till like 10:00 or 11:00 pm

Me: Alright cool, late night ice cream before patrolling the streets of Gotham for bad guys.

Me: Ill see if the dry cleaners are finished with my costume. First world problems I know...

(30 min later around 730pm now)

Her: So is your costume ready?

Me: Yeah its good to go. Fixing my car right now with my buddy so should be done in a bit

Me: Thought it would be bad ass to take my shirt off like men do working on cars but it got cold and wet real fast

(8:30pm)

Her: Haha did you actually take your shirt off out there?

Me: Sorry cupcake, I didnt take pics :P

(9:45pm)

Her: Haha I was going to tell you that you're crazy if you did! It's freezing outside!

Me: We're actually still messing with it, the batmobile is being stubborn!

Me: Might be water in my fuel lines or a bad starter. Doh!

(10pm)

Me: Feeling manly with our greasy hands. Wish you weren't working, you could bring us beer ;)

Her: Or I could drink beer while watching you and your friend work ;)

Me: Ugh, and keep all the beers to yourself?? I don't think we can be friends :p

Her: Haha maybe I'll share if you are suuuper nice to me

Me: Pff I'll just pick up some tequila if you're gonna hold out on me

Her: Oh you're going to the hard stuff now! .. And as weird as it sounds to people, I don't like tequila

(10:30pm)

Me: That's fine you have the beer anyway

Me: I'll just punish you with a serious good time when you hangout with me

(11:45pm)

Me: K the car works! Where you at I'm bringing beer and a scary movie

Her: Finally!! The bat car works! And I'm in my bed already! Tomorrow morning I'm taking a friend to the airport as a favor

Me: Well normally I'd say you're free to kick me out after midnight cause I turn back into a pumpkin but its already midnight 

Her: So you're a pumpkin already and I'm like Cinderella

(12am)

Me: More like sleeping beauty but I'll just steal your glass slippers since I can get a few racks for those

Her: Then you'll need to carry me when I'm outside because I'll have no shoes 

Me: Don't just limit my carrying abilities to the outside. I can pick you up inside too

Her: Ok you'll carry me everywhere then. And I should sleep now if I wanna be a person tomorrow, goodnight!

Me: I must warn you tho you have to hold on tight because I move swiftly thru the night

Me: Good night lil lady baby

Her: I wouldn't expect less from batman :)

 

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Hmm no edit button so I can't

Hmm no edit button so I can't edit my post? Was just going to manually add colors to the text to make it easier to read.

Oh I can edit replies but not the topic. Am I missing something?

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I had some retards on here

I had some retards on here trying to remove all their posts so I took the permission away but I'll figure out a way to give it back to certain users

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Ok cool. Any thoughts on my

Ok cool. Any thoughts on my convo? Haven't really solidified a meet up so prob just reenage soon and make something happen?

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Jeff I've asked you time and

Jeff I've asked you time and time again to post up your convos resulting in lays you got from MY text game book, I even sent you copies of chapters early. You never did, yet you want to ask me for help on your text game? Why don't you be an empowered, modern woman and go fuck yourself. 

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Dude i said in the post

Dude i said in the post "Credit to manwhore's ebook and several other's in the forum where I grabbed a few lines from :)" lol. So it's not my text game, I'm literally going through your 'fast and furious' chapter and learning from that. This whole convo was created from that chapter as well as your blog post on Disapproval. So not sure why you're so quick to put me down...

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B.S., link me. 

B.S., link me. 

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