Got the number off OKCupid yesterday, texted a little bit yesterday and then through today. Tried to seal a meet up tonight but didn't happen as you'll see in the text but overall it was a decent conversation. Looking for feedback as it's been awhile since I've gone for new girls and this one is a legit cutie from mexico living here in the US for a year or so. Credit to manwhore's ebook and several other's in the forum where I grabbed a few lines from :)
Also I don't know how to color coordinate the texts, how do I do that? I exported this convo into a text editor and formatted it myself. Thanks!
Me: Hey its Jeff and we're going to get some bomb tacos soon
Her: Hi Jeff! I hope you know a place with great tacos!
Me: I got us covered. They're fantastic. What area of seattle do you live
Her: Now I can't wait to try them! I live in ***. You?
Me: Aww yes near *** okay that makes sense. I'm in ***. The great thing about seattle is that its easy to get to places when the traffic has died down
(next day ie. today)
Me: How are you pumpkin. I'm working on my car in the rain. Such a badass
Her: Wow you really know how to take your life to the limit (if that makes sense in English ;)) I'm good, just reading what's in a random book that I bought this morning
Me: Yeah well crime fighting at night, working on cars during the day. Standard stuff
Me: Is it a book about giving great massages, because my shoulders are KILLING me
Her: Yeah, we do those things every day... And my book is full of random questions like
(she sends pic of a page of her book asking 'what does a desk think about at night?' and then you can write in the answer. Seems like a fun/silly book).
Her: Or the thoughts of the first person who ate an oyster
Me: Hey I REALLY hope you have a good answer for that question!
Her: Do you have one?
Me: I can't give you all my secrets, I just met you. Admitting I'm batman was already a big risk for me :P
Her: Haha you already gave me your biggest secret :)
Her: So what are you doing tonight besides fighting crime?
Me: Well I know it's friday but I don't get white girl wasted much anymore so something light like a movie
Me: What do you like to do on a friday night
Her: Sometimes I like to stay home and watch movies, or going to the movies, I also like to go out to bars and stuff but I agree with the having fun without making a total fool of yourself.. So it basically depends of what do I feel like doing
Me: So if we go clubbing some time I won't have to wheel you out in a chair. Good to know ;)
Her: Haha no, maybe a little happier than usual but that's it :)
Me: Hahaha well good, I don't want to be around someone that's unhappy as that would just lead to a tickle fight
Her: Ooh but be careful! I practice my tickling skills every day!
Me: Then it that case Ill fight you off with a pillow case full of flowers!
Her: You'll need more protection than that!
Me: Oh pleeaasse we both know you'll just roll up in a cute little cuddly ball and let me win
Me: No girl can resist the pillow case of flowers!
Her: Haha actually I haven't seen it yet
Me: Well just be a good girl and I wont have to steel my neighbors flowers to beat you up with
Me: If youre super mean Ill just tie you up with a cute bow and tickle you until you pass out
Her: You should never beat up a girl! Even if it's with flowers! Also, maybe you won't be able to catch me :)
Me: Well let's just hope that cat woman won't want to leave. I can always chase you down with my bat mobile, but then again I'd probably get distracted by the ice cream man
(30 min later)
Me: And I know pumpkin, I'd never beat up a girl. They're too cute and bubbly.
Me: And now I want ice cream. Lets do that and watch a movie
Her: Haha I wish I could! I'm working from 6:30 till like 10:00 or 11:00 pm
Me: Alright cool, late night ice cream before patrolling the streets of Gotham for bad guys.
Me: Ill see if the dry cleaners are finished with my costume. First world problems I know...
(30 min later around 730pm now)
Her: So is your costume ready?
Me: Yeah its good to go. Fixing my car right now with my buddy so should be done in a bit
Me: Thought it would be bad ass to take my shirt off like men do working on cars but it got cold and wet real fast
Her: Haha did you actually take your shirt off out there?
Me: Sorry cupcake, I didnt take pics :P
Her: Haha I was going to tell you that you're crazy if you did! It's freezing outside!
Me: We're actually still messing with it, the batmobile is being stubborn!
Me: Might be water in my fuel lines or a bad starter. Doh!
Me: Feeling manly with our greasy hands. Wish you weren't working, you could bring us beer ;)
Her: Or I could drink beer while watching you and your friend work ;)
Me: Ugh, and keep all the beers to yourself?? I don't think we can be friends :p
Her: Haha maybe I'll share if you are suuuper nice to me
Me: Pff I'll just pick up some tequila if you're gonna hold out on me
Her: Oh you're going to the hard stuff now! .. And as weird as it sounds to people, I don't like tequila
Me: That's fine you have the beer anyway
Me: I'll just punish you with a serious good time when you hangout with me
Me: K the car works! Where you at I'm bringing beer and a scary movie
Her: Finally!! The bat car works! And I'm in my bed already! Tomorrow morning I'm taking a friend to the airport as a favor
Me: Well normally I'd say you're free to kick me out after midnight cause I turn back into a pumpkin but its already midnight
Her: So you're a pumpkin already and I'm like Cinderella
Me: More like sleeping beauty but I'll just steal your glass slippers since I can get a few racks for those
Her: Then you'll need to carry me when I'm outside because I'll have no shoes
Me: Don't just limit my carrying abilities to the outside. I can pick you up inside too
Her: Ok you'll carry me everywhere then. And I should sleep now if I wanna be a person tomorrow, goodnight!
Me: I must warn you tho you have to hold on tight because I move swiftly thru the night
Me: Good night lil lady baby
Her: I wouldn't expect less from batman :)