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I met this small blondie in the club and we were making out. But I kinda let slip that I was seeing other girls and then she freaked cos 'she doesn't do that sort of thing.'

This is quite a long text convo which starts the day after and spans over a couple of days. In one part, I took a lot of shaping texts from a thread on this forum cos I thought it was awesome. Ill try finding the link.

Me:  Kierkedashian Is sexy (sent in club as I got number)

Her: Bit obnoxious......

Me: I'm a child of divorce
Me: Give me a break
Me: Did you get home okay?

Her: Not yet

Her: Crashed at a friends then went for brunch (weird 100 emoji)

Me: Gawd brunch sounds amazing
Me: I wanna meet you again
Me: You seemed fun and down to earth

Her: You seemed fun and overconfident

Her: maybe we'll run into each other again   

Me: Thanks, Yeah I can be that way when I'm shitfaced (I think this worked to pass the shit-test... got it from the movie, Don Jon. Not sure if it's actually good tho)
Me: You were good company. Made me feel all fuzzy and special, until you ditched me 

Her: Haha yeah you were too

Her: Can't blame me for wanting to enjoy dancing tho
Her: Considering you said the several girls you're seeing wouldn't like you kissing me  (lol I only said, I am seeing other girls)
Her: And I'm not that kind of girl
Her: loyal as a lion

Me: I knew I shouldn't have. I need to trust my instincts better. I just felt like I could of opened up with you
Me: I'm a pretty fringe and intense dude. Some girls can't deal with that.    (These are from the thread I referred to earlier.. I think the guy was called 'anonymous' or 'steve'. I think it's good because it's building some comfort and connection with the girl.. showing that you do care about her objections but ultimately you won't compromise who you are for her and fall into 'i wanna be your boyfriend' frame)

Her: No it's ok, it's good you let me know. I feel you, I felt the same

Her: I can deal with fringe/intense people. I've just had the whole being messed around thing before and it's not my thing

Me: I agree. A dad couldn't make all of his children feel special ;P (again from the same post. I think it's a super sick text haha)
Me: Anyways, that's cool but understand that I will never look at you the same way again. And I don't change my mind
Me: I should also say I'm not in an exclusive relationship so I wasn't doing anything behind anyone's back or 'messing' with them. Take care (her name) ;)

Her: You'll never look at me in the same way again - what does that mean? Fck that I'm so indecisive

Her: Non exclusive changes things...

Me: Well I have high standards and hold the hightest regard for the people I invite into my life. But if you don't want to be a part of it, I can fully respect that.
Me: Off the record: I wanted to meet you for drinks next week ('wanted' here is ambiguous and kinda good i think)

Her: You win. We'll have drinks next week

Her: I'm a sucker for fwd communication (lol wtf?)

The convo actually goes on much longer but I'll stop it here.
 

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Lol this is pretty awesome

Lol this is pretty awesome man! I like the "maybe will run into eachother again" and flips to "ok drinks next week" lol

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Lol oh yeah that's pretty

Lol oh yeah that's pretty damn smooth. Ha!

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LOL nice buddy

LOL nice buddy

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How'd this one go? 

How'd this one go? 

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This one's going really well.

This one's going really well. Been seeing her for about 2 weeks. At first I thought she was kinda basic but it turns out she's pretty fun, interesting and totally not needy. And she has the cuttest, tiniest pussy cos her frame is so small :)

She's off to Copenhagen for the week, so will see her next week. I need to not fuck up like I have done so many times by neglecting girls I'm seeing over text when they go somewhere or I go somewhere for a period of time.

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Careless, mocking, forceful - so does wisdom wish us:

she is a woman, and never loves anyone but a warrior.

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