Text Convo w/ Gorgeous Female Sergeant.. includes sexting & date setup

The text conversation starts off from a plentyoffish message exchange. There are lots of little intricacies going on here that I handle. I'm going to invite Haze on here to take a look maybe he'll do a breakdown and I'm sure Buddhagames could as well. There are two main parts where I bring out the gasoline and pour it on, one being how I get her to commit to the "date" and the second being how I detour (damage control) on the sex topic while also baiting her to take the reins.   It starts mid convo:   She's from POF so that's why it starts mid convo. Girl: psst 

Me - 2 mins later: Psst what. No rock paper scissors here girl 

Me: Not havin it! 

Girl - 1 min later: Well, if it's a thumb war you want, I'm using my nails. 

Me - 2 mins later: Ahh damn that is some mean shit. Pretty much defenseless here 

Me - 2 mins later: So whatd you do for presidents day. I just stayed home n puttered around in my new apt. I made a dresser. Gonna make a shelf unit now while I drink lol 

Me: Come help me!! 

Girl - 1 min later: That sounds so safe! :D I didn't do much for presidents day. Scooped up some cat shit, made some chicken shit, went to work and shit. 

Girl: You really want a woman to help BUILD a shelf unit? Can I just build you a sandwhich instead? 

Girl - 1 min later: My apologies! I'm a dick! ;) I'll help you right away, sir. 

Me: Uhm. Fuck ya that sounds perfect. But I dont have bread. I got everything else tho. Wait you made some chicken shit? Dunno if I can trust your cooking. Ok fine Im hungry 

Girl: Nomnom. 

Girl: If I had a teleportation device I would zap my way into your kitchen. And I'll bring bread. 

Me: Im hungry right now when you getting here woman. Hey you have that cannibal movie on dvd? 

Girl: I wish! I can most certainly make that happen though. 

Me: Oh what. You dont have a teleportation device what the fuck is wrong with you 

Girl - 2 mins later: Where is your teleportation device?? Let me borrow it. 

Me: K maybe not tonight (tho that would be cool as fuck) but later.. pfff 

Girl: slacker 

Me - 4 mins later: Hey bs not true come over right now Im building this you can watch and drink beer with me. Fuck teleportation dont you know how to drive 

Girl: I'm a WOMAN! Of course I dont! 

Me - 3 mins later: Right I knew that honestly. 

Girl: I'm also part asian so that doesn't help 

Me: Well wtf. Where are you maybe I will drive my spaceship 

Girl: I'd prefer to be picked up by hover craft. Sorry. 

Me - 1 min later: Excuse me thats like preferring a taxi to a limo. I mean I know girls prefer the simple things in life but dont be ri-dick-ulous 

Girl: Its better for the environment??? 

Me - 13 mins later: No. They both use vaginas as fuel 

Girl - 4 mins later: Damn. Yeah, that's terrible. 

Me - 2 mins later: Ya what a waste. Well anyways borg youre obviously not coming Im going to pop in a movie and pass out unceremoniously 

Girl - 4 mins later: Yeah I'm falling asleep! My bad sir. 

Girl: Try not to dream of me 

Me - 1 day 10 hrs later: Hello senorita mellyfresh. Cant remember if I dreamed of you. Did dream about aliens tho 

Girl - 2 hrs 35 mins later: Alien dreams are terrifying! Sorry my phones been dead! 

Me - 4 mins later: All good pumpkin. Hows your day been going I got my case dismissed at court. Im too gangster 

Girl - 11 mins later: What a G! My days good. Just showered, about to have some coffee, baby's gone for the night. Makes me sad! What's your case all about? 

Me - 4 mins later: Bein gangster. K lets hang out then if yer not busy that sounds cool 

Me - 1 min later: Bring change we will play poker lol 

Girl - 4 mins later: I don't really play poker and all that jazz 

Me - 1 min later: Lmao perfect 

Me: Well if you dont want to hang out Ill go out with buddies. You didnt come up with an alternative 

Girl - 2 mins later: Poker is the only option? ;) 

Me - 2 mins later: Lol NO. Sounded hilarious tho. You get ice cream Ill get beer 

Me - 2 mins later: We can go see a movie too but not sure anything good out I havent seen 

Girl - 13 mins later: We can switch. Id ather have a beer than ice cream 

Me - 2 mins later: Lol. Ice cream is 4 bucks beb. Get the ice cream Ill get the 12er. Make it something delicious. Does 8 work 

Girl: You're a turd. 8 sounds great 

Me - 3 mins later: Im saving you money my lil wench. Whats yer address wait am I getting you or you driving. Either way 

Girl - 4 mins later: You can come get me. And be my taxi for the evening 

Girl - 1 min later: #### W $#$#%#$# blvd. Just call when you get here. You'd make a left once you got in the gate and I'll come out to make shit less confusing 

Me - 1 min later: Lmao. Where on w #$#%#%@@# 

Girl - 2 mins later: Between S Fort #$*#$ and #$*#$*

Girl: Im across the street from baco #$*#. Im neighbors with chili's (yayy) 

Girl: Baco...hahahaha boca 

Me - 13 mins later: Lol baco what the hell is that. you like bacon too much obviously 

Girl: Its like a bacon taco 

Girl - 56 mins later: Heyy, hate to bring this up last minute but I only got a babysitter til midnight so if you wanna do a different night its cool 

Me - 1 min later: Naw we can make that happen. This way if yer crazy I have an excuse to boot you ; b 

Girl: Hahaha good deal! Let me know when you're on your way then :) 

Me - 26 mins later: Leaving here in 15 itll take me 25 to get there 

Girl: Okiedokie :) 

Me - 39 mins later: Yea got a lil sidetracked there. 20 min 

Girl: ADD kickin in? Hurry up slow poke!! ;) 

Me - 1 min later: Pssh ya Ill give you a slow poke 

Girl: Is that a sexual reference? 

Me: No whats that 

Girl - 1 min later: When a boy and a girl likes each other very much 

Me: Im a virgin I hope you dont think youre gonna come over and try to take advantage of me or something 

Girl: They do this thing called "fucking" 

Girl: I'm going to rape you. 

Girl: Too much? 

Me: Oh shit thats what that is? No Im a giraffe I dont do that 

Girl: How long are you? 

Me: dammit. I promised my mom Id be good 

Girl: lies 

Me - 1 min later: I dont know, you can find out in a sec 

Girl: You're on your way, correct? 

Me: Im like 5 away 

Girl: About damn time! 

Me - 1 min later: I know right. wtf 

Girl - 1 min later: Call me when you pull in so I can run out! Left, go all the way down and turn right and I'll be outside standin there like a hooker. 

Me: K where am I going. Boca plaza? 

Girl - 1 min later: Across the street from there! I'm at the apartment complex called #*&$## next to #$#$ 

Me: Fuck i dont have any $1s. You take credit card? 

Girl: Yeah, just swipe it in my butt crack. 

Me: What street off #$(#$#$# am I turning on 

Girl: I dunno where you are coming from? Where are you right now? 

Girl: Wait, no. Its right on #$@##%## 

Me: Essex n #$(&*#$(&*# 

Girl: By #()$*#)($# and S Fort #)$(*#$. 

Me: esSex n #)$(*#)($*() 

Girl: Damnit I wish I was more familiar with the area 

Girl: You know how to get to #($###$@ and # fort #$#$#? You know where the #$#$ is right there? 

Girl: I can just run over there if its easier for you 

Me: Shit. me too- wish you were more familiar with your own area. Wtf do they keep you in a cage or something 

Girl: Hahaha I just moved here from michigan, son 

Me: All good babe keep your vagina dry Ill figure it out 

Girl - 1 min later: Where are you now? 

Girl: Im dry as desert 

Me - 1 min later: #$(*&#$(*#$ n #$(*&#$#. Are you ok east or west side of fort #$#$# or does that not make sense lol 

Girl - 1 min later: Yeah I don't get it. Keep going down #$(*&#$##, pull into #$(*&# and I'll meet you there, just to make it easier. 

Girl: You're not far 

Me: Geezez christ thats not right that needs fixin' 

Girl: Twat? 

Girl: #$(*&'s resturaunt, on your left on #$(*&#$##$#@. Go to it. 

Girl - 4 mins later: Okiedokie? 

Me - 1 min later: Well now Im the one standing out here like a hooker. Im $49 every half hr just so you know 

Girl: You're at chilis? hahaha 

Me: Bring cash 

Girl: Ill be there in like 10 seconds 

Girl: With cash 

Me - 3 hrs 30 mins later: So did they know lol 

Girl - 39 mins later: Probably. Hahaha I kept trying to say "gigantic" and for some reason kept saying "vagina" instead. 

Me - 15 mins later: Wow that is amazing. I must have hijacked yer brain too babe. I wish Id been there for that 

Girl - 8 hrs 36 mins later: Yeah it was pretty silly! Took me an entire minute to spit the right word out. Mann, you made my back sore this morning!! ;) 

Me - 3 hrs 22 mins later: Your back or your booty. I just woke up. Gangsters sleep in 

Girl - 22 mins later: My back! My lower back is all fucked up. haha 

Girl: Yeah see, I'm not very gangster 

Me - 6 mins later: You were gangster last night. Like I was your horse 

Me: Why is your back fucked up what happened 

Girl - 1 min later: Hahaha cowgirl gangster. The floor man...the floor fucked me up. You need to give me a back massage 

Me - 2 mins later: I will massage yer lil body for sure 

Girl - 3 mins later: ks! :D 

Me - 11 mins later: You know this will turn into something else. But I will keep you off the floor. I liked the floor tho.. i could really punish your lil pussy on the floor lil baby 

Girl - 14 mins later: I liked the floor too! Felt so gooood! Just doesn't feel good today ;) 

Me - 4 hrs 58 mins later: So wanted to ask you serious question.. why arent you over here licking my balls 

Girl - 31 mins later: Hahahhaha im busy ;) 

Me - 42 mins later: Yep all good so am I. The thought just popped into my head thought Id ask 

I go over a lot more in detail how I pulled this off in my article how to sext. Click on that to read it.