Text Convo W/ Ice Queen
So this was a super super itneresting set because the girl was giving me ZERO ioi's. haha like I shit you not. She was literally just standing there.
But that's the thing- with girls like these, the fact that she stood there and didn't leave was a MASSIVE ioi... the fact that she stood there, without leaving, without getting her friend to steal her away and without having her promotor take her away... that's a MASSIVE ioi
FINALLY- literally after what felt like 5 minutes of talking to myself, I said something about how her voice sounded manly (She had lost her voice so it was super super hoarse) she started to crack up and just burst out giggling but I could tell she was embarrased by it cause she quickly caught herself and went back to being the ice queen. I just assumed attraction though and kept telling her that I wasn't going to hang out with her until her voice got better and made a big point about this.
Then at one point she like secretly grabs my hand and puts it behind her back, against the wall, right above her ass and just holds it...
Finally, Told her I was leaving but that I should get her #- she played hard to get... but gave it up.
Text Convo (You can see the ice queen in her): Oh- I put my name in her phone as "Buddha Cutey"
Her: Bk
Her: Name
Her (couple hours later): Cracking up over "last name" brew
Her: Btw
Me: Walking through Soho with a friend. Just saw a homeless man fight a tree
Me: reminded me of you
Her: haha wow thanks
Me: Lol
Me: My girlfriend said he was actually surprisingly funny/cute in an oddy way... that's kinda similar to you.
Her: So glad that of all things in this city a homeless guy reminded you of me
Me: I'm at lebain- it's awesome
Me: Where do you live
Her: Nice I think some of my frinds are there too or were
Me: ..
Her: Ues
Me: Call me
Her: Saving my voice haha
Her: What's up
Me: Oh shit yeah don't call me
Me: I don't need a reminder ; b
Her: Hush
Me: No. That's your job right now
Me: Save that voice so we can meet up soon
Her: It's better
Me: I'll text you when I'm leaving Lebain
Her: K ill be free around 9 or 10 possibly
Me: Cool. Ill probably be chill to stop by around then
---- Note: I didn't text her cause my phone died and I was with the girl I fucked last night----
Her (This is sent at 1030- me not texting her is a massive IOD- so I'm pretty sure this was a reactionary text on her part): So tired! Think I will rest up and be low key tonight
Me (Sent this morning): Hey beb, sorry bout last night. Went to grab a drink with a friend and ended up at her place for longer than expected (Note how I apologize- which i would usually never do-- but the apology is actually intended to calibrate the value spike//iod im giving her by basically telling her I was fucking some girl and didn't have time for her)
Her:
Her: All good
Me: Your voice still better? (even though we both know it's bullshit- im still throwing this out as a slight "I'm not meeting up with you unless your voice is on point" style frame)
Her: It's better
me: I'm off work at 7
me: I leave for Germany on Thursday
Her: Lucky you
Me: I can come over tonight after work though for a drink
Her: I'm showing a girl my place that's proabbly sublesasing from me around 7 so maybe after
Pretty interesting that you mention girlfriends and you were drinking with a femal friend etc. I would have thought girls would have been turned off by that stuff. I normally straight up lie or just say I'm with a friend.
What's the Advantage/Disadvantage of the way you do it?
I'd much rather just have integrity and not lie or shy from the truth..
Prob doesn't matter either way but I'd rather just tell the truth
But also- I treat it super super casually cause it's not a big deal.
100% this girl is fuckin mad dudes or having mad dudes paying for her shit and just playing them along
so I have no dillusions there and honestly, she should expect that I have other girls i'm fucking and that I'm chiln with.
It's not a big deal.
hahaha all that being said- I def. lie about going to germany, to make the meetup happen quicker, potentailly... meh- wtvr
Those are good lies though man. Like what Alex talks about and how we lie to our kids about Santa, but it's for their own retarded good. The girls want santa - our dick.
Pretty funny/awesome turn of events.
I told my wing the full name of this girl and he goes, "Dude, I'm pretty sure I # closed her during daygame like 4 months ago" and I'm like, "get out- what's the # you have"
Long story short... it's the same #
New York is WAY TOO SMALL
So, uhh.. what's da deal. Meeting up with her?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah.
Rest of the convo:
Me: Cool. Ill hit the gym and text you after
Her: kk now they can't come until like 930 so would have to after that
Me: I'm grabbin dinner with a friend now so that could work
Me: I have to say hi to a buddy of mine round 1 at avenue though so if its gonna be super late don't bother
Her: It will be like 1030 latest
Her: Does that work for you or no?
Me: Should work. Text me when she's there and ill let you know
Her: Meet me at my fav wine bar by my place around 1030
Me: I'll meet you there at 11
her: k
Cool, keep us updated. Good shit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
This gets its own report. Was a good one.