A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
Wed, 11/21/2012 - 23:11
Here me out. I am going to only ask that you guys just TRY this.
Take this next week and assume the worst case scenario- That what I'm about to tell you to do COMPLETELY FAILS. Now, if this is the case, the worst case scenario for you is that you don't have ANY day2's the entire week- which, for some of you, is EXACTLY where you are right now.
Okay, so what's this CRAZY experiment?
I am going to ask you guys to put your trust in ME... if this fails, come back and yell at ME... You can project any bad emotions that occur because of this experiment onto ME... I can handle it guys... I'm just asking for you to take a leap of faith and trust me for this one experiment.
Okay, so here it is:
The next number you get, or if you already have a number.
Just text her, "Hey beb, [insert SHORT funny joke].... what's your schedule like this week"
-That's it.
IT HAS TO BE YOUR FIRST TEXT. Just see what happens. Report back after. You have your marching orders soldiers. Lez do this.
And please, do not ask me how to respond when she says, "I'm busy xxx day but other than that, I'm free"- I will ritualistically kill you if you ask what to do at that point ; b
Take this next week and assume the worst case scenario- That what I'm about to tell you to do COMPLETELY FAILS. Now, if this is the case, the worst case scenario for you is that you don't have ANY day2's the entire week- which, for some of you, is EXACTLY where you are right now.
Okay, so what's this CRAZY experiment?
I am going to ask you guys to put your trust in ME... if this fails, come back and yell at ME... You can project any bad emotions that occur because of this experiment onto ME... I can handle it guys... I'm just asking for you to take a leap of faith and trust me for this one experiment.
Okay, so here it is:
The next number you get, or if you already have a number.
Just text her, "Hey beb, [insert SHORT funny joke].... what's your schedule like this week"
-That's it.
IT HAS TO BE YOUR FIRST TEXT. Just see what happens. Report back after. You have your marching orders soldiers. Lez do this.
And please, do not ask me how to respond when she says, "I'm busy xxx day but other than that, I'm free"- I will ritualistically kill you if you ask what to do at that point ; b
Wed, 11/21/2012 - 23:16
#1
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
If you're a pussy and want a less extreme version of this, try the following:
1st Text: Hey beb, [insert funny joke] - [insert funny but masculine way of describing yourself] (Send the text EXACTLY like that, the only thing that should be different is the removal of the brackets and changing what was inside the brackets into your own version of that shit) The dash stays.
Her response
2nd Text: Lmao, what's your schedule like this week
Now from this point forward, again, I will kill you if you ask me what to do.
Do this and be AMAZED at how many more dates you start getting.
If you're a pussy and want a less extreme version of this, try the following:
1st Text: Hey beb, [insert funny joke] - [insert funny but masculine way of describing yourself] (Send the text EXACTLY like that, the only thing that should be different is the removal of the brackets and changing what was inside the brackets into your own version of that shit) The dash stays.
Her response
2nd Text: Lmao, what's your schedule like this week
Now from this point forward, again, I will kill you if you ask me what to do.
Do this and be AMAZED at how many more dates you start getting.
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 07:13
#2
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
good shit, got two dates scheduled for after thanksgiving break
I'm assuming this shit will work even BETTER on girls I've already hung out with and shit right?
good shit, got two dates scheduled for after thanksgiving break
I'm assuming this shit will work even BETTER on girls I've already hung out with and shit right?
Thu, 11/22/2012 - 21:28
#3
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@xCoM:
Sure, it will "work" on any girl lol. This really isn't like a "tactic" but rather just a shortcut to normal texting.
lol did you set up those dates with using this experiment?
Sure, it will "work" on any girl lol. This really isn't like a "tactic" but rather just a shortcut to normal texting.
lol did you set up those dates with using this experiment?
Fri, 11/23/2012 - 18:49
#4
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
yeah dude, I literally went out to the school library after reading this post, and approached to get some numbers to field test this shit on.. LOL
yeah dude, I literally went out to the school library after reading this post, and approached to get some numbers to field test this shit on.. LOL
Fri, 11/23/2012 - 19:07
#5
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@xCoM:
cool man.
That actually makes me super pumped lol.
cool man.
That actually makes me super pumped lol.
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 04:29
#6
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
I owe you something for this thread.
P.S. 2 new lays in last 2 nights <--
I owe you something for this thread.
P.S. 2 new lays in last 2 nights <--
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 09:58
#7
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
bump, gonna try this soon and don't want to look for the thread.
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 22:11
#8
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
Bump since everyone wants to read this.
Bump since everyone wants to read this.
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 22:55
#9
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@tolle:
Yeah, this shit is money.
The important thing though is not to get caught up in one style or whatever... Like this is more of a "Structural" approach to texting, which I learned from Manwhore.
If you guys notice- This is exactly what Manwhore is teaching... He's just teaching a "Higher Level" of it- in the sense that he's taking this structure but mixing it with awesome texts..
So use this shit and then calibrate based on what you think is needed. If she's hesitant.. start bustin gold on her ass etc.
I just wanted to throw this up because it seems that a lot of guys on here, aren't able to actually see that this IS the basic structure and so end up not getting dates because they are movign sideways instead of forward.
Yeah, this shit is money.
The important thing though is not to get caught up in one style or whatever... Like this is more of a "Structural" approach to texting, which I learned from Manwhore.
If you guys notice- This is exactly what Manwhore is teaching... He's just teaching a "Higher Level" of it- in the sense that he's taking this structure but mixing it with awesome texts..
So use this shit and then calibrate based on what you think is needed. If she's hesitant.. start bustin gold on her ass etc.
I just wanted to throw this up because it seems that a lot of guys on here, aren't able to actually see that this IS the basic structure and so end up not getting dates because they are movign sideways instead of forward.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:24
#10
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
Actually being funny in texting is one of my sticking points. In real life my sense of humour is based on either misinterpreting stuff (ie what she says) or telling her funny stories happened to me in the past (it will be super long and irrelevant if i text).
At this point when i think of inserting a funny joke to my text, my mind goes blind. Like im in the office right now(doing finance) and any number I pick on my phone, cant think of anything funny/any joke. If i force myself to make something funny, i end up texting smthing complete non-sense and loose the girl. The only thing just came to my mind is (thinking about my current situation);
Hey babe, im just getting drown among numbers at work, please call 911. In case that I survive Whats your schedule like this week?
And it just doesnt sound funny.
How do you create this wittiness? What is the resource of your jokes?
Actually being funny in texting is one of my sticking points. In real life my sense of humour is based on either misinterpreting stuff (ie what she says) or telling her funny stories happened to me in the past (it will be super long and irrelevant if i text).
At this point when i think of inserting a funny joke to my text, my mind goes blind. Like im in the office right now(doing finance) and any number I pick on my phone, cant think of anything funny/any joke. If i force myself to make something funny, i end up texting smthing complete non-sense and loose the girl. The only thing just came to my mind is (thinking about my current situation);
Hey babe, im just getting drown among numbers at work, please call 911. In case that I survive Whats your schedule like this week?
And it just doesnt sound funny.
How do you create this wittiness? What is the resource of your jokes?
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:40
#11
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@hkmt:
for you- just shoot off this text to all your numbers, "Hey beb, what's your schedule like this comin week"
for you- just shoot off this text to all your numbers, "Hey beb, what's your schedule like this comin week"
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:18
#12
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
Yeah i can try that but i dont think the success rate will be that good. Hence its better for me to learn how to inject wittiness/jokes to my texts..
Yeah i can try that but i dont think the success rate will be that good. Hence its better for me to learn how to inject wittiness/jokes to my texts..
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:27
#13
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@hkmt:
Shoot off the text Monday morning/afternoon and instead say, "Hey beb, what's your schedule like this week"
Shoot it off to all your numbers- just see how they respond.
Worst case- they don't respond but you're still no worse off than you were because it's such a low investment text.
You got nothin to lose.
Shoot off the text Monday morning/afternoon and instead say, "Hey beb, what's your schedule like this week"
Shoot it off to all your numbers- just see how they respond.
Worst case- they don't respond but you're still no worse off than you were because it's such a low investment text.
You got nothin to lose.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 19:31
#14
Re: A Text Experiment for EVERYONE on this forum
@buddhagames:
I actually don't use much humor in the beginning anymore... I pretty much just hit up logistics. I'm pretty minimalistic
I escalate when necessary though, based on resistance and uncertainty on her part but I always start out with as little investment, on my part, as possible.
I actually don't use much humor in the beginning anymore... I pretty much just hit up logistics. I'm pretty minimalistic
I escalate when necessary though, based on resistance and uncertainty on her part but I always start out with as little investment, on my part, as possible.