Text game college hunny
She seems pretty crazy, but just overall critiques on how I did. I was hammered for the most part, but met her out on the streets while she was walking her puppy. Interaction was solid, said I would see her around again. Matched with her on tinder so I just went straight for the meetup.
Me: Hey let's get tacos
Me: Witty banter included
Her: Haha I'm down for tacos :D
Me: Sweet let's do tmr night. I'm free after 8.
Her: OH GOSH. Totally missed that message :')
Her: Did you end up getting tacos? I'm in the Bay right now
Me: No I got a burger instead, with guac, and lots of drinks
Me: I'm really drunk right now
some more back and forth. Next day I shoot for the meetup again, trying to figure out when she's back in town, her vibe switched real quick though and she took control of the frame and I look like a lil bitch
Me: I'm actually drunk again lmao. When are you back in town? I'm craving tacos and adventures, but you prolly couldn't hang with my shenanigans
Her: I think you have a drinking problem! :)
Her: Mama said to be careful of boys, so I don't think going out with a drunk dude I met downtown is a good idea :'). I'll be back in town tmr
Me: Lmao this is why you kids can't hang (referring to her school's reputation for being kinda nerdy). Ill be sober if we meet. But we're hanging out tmr when yer back
Her: You're such a FUCKER I swear. But I like that lol. But Make fun of us one more time instead of eating tacos you'll be eating my fist
Her: We'll see. Whether we hangout or not depends on your attitude
Me: LMAO. Don't hate. Yall are good 2 shoes. Nothingn wrong with that
Her: You know, I'm not sure if we should meet For all I know you could just kidnap me and sell me off to mexico for drug money or some shit
Me: You could be a 53 yr old man catphishing me to steal my identity
Me: I bet your real name is bob
Her: You have a point there. Then I guess we shouldn't meet. It's for the best for the both of us
Me: That sounds too safe. I like living life on the edge.
Me: I don't mind being the victim of your prowess on the show "To catch a predator"
Her: I'll go if you pay for the tacos
Me: Deal, but you're covering the ice cream afterwards
Me: Then you better have a netflix subscription
Her: You would have to pick me up too. And we don't cuddle. No cuddling because "I'm a goody 2 shoes"
Me: Are you not human? Shoot me your number
Her: Nope, I don't give my numbers out to strangers, sorry. Or maybe you could try harder. If you offer me something I like, maybe I'll consider giving you my number in exchange.
anyways I pushed past that easily got her number but she's putting up some resistance, seems kinda fake though and just trying to get me to soften up or whatever.
Me: Wear something cute tomorrow
Her: Why the fuck would I wear something cute for tacos?
Her: Why the fuck would I wear something cute for YOU?
Her: Here's my number (xxxxxxxxxx)
What would be a good text opener response to her little test?
"Wear something cute so we match. Duh"