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her: What are you doing this fine evening ?

me: About to hop on a coaching call till 10pm then not too sure. You?

her: Going out drinking 

her: we lead very different lives

me: That's actually perfect. I just finished up and need a drink

her: Haha well have fun

me: I think you mean

me: we'll have fun

her: Wow you're forward 

her: Haha

me: Yeah I am! Where are we getting drinks tn

her: Haha well I'm having a girls night

me: Ur gay

her: Lol gotta have girl time

her: I didn't prepare myself to meet anyone tonight

me: Pfttt. Nice cover up for wearing granny panties

her: LOL I'm dying

me: Haha well don't piss your granny panties laughing too hard 

her: Hahaah

her: I don't own granny panties

(she's out drinking so figure i go sexual)

me: I bet if I slid your pants down right now they would be 

her: Nope

me: Why you're not wearing anything under huh, I knew you were a little dirty girl

me: Who desperately needs a firm spanking 

her: Are you drunk lol?

her: Because that's very inapproporaite 

me: I don't have to be drunk to be inappropriate ;)

her: Lol

her: Goodngiht Patrick

her: Maybe next time we speak you won't be as vulgar

her: SHoulda washed your mouth out with soap haha

me: Hahah what you want to put soap in my mouth. I guess what ever turns you on lol

her: That's what we do to people with dirty mouths

me: Yes but it doesn't make sense because tooth paste and mouth wash is better for a dirty mouth

her: Idiot lol

her: Night

me: Haha rude! I hope you go to bed because you need it

her: I ammmmmmm

me: Don't be too rough on me in your dreams

her: Trust me honey, you won't make it to my dreams haha

me: Awww it's your dreams, anythings possible :)

her: NIGHT

her: This is the part where you say goodnight back

me: sweet dreams 

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Lol this is

Lol this is interesting. 

She's actually interested at this point even tho she tried to play the good little shocked good girl who doesn't like cocks because they hang too low and they dangle to and fro. 

She's trying to force you into compliance I would play the uncontrollable bad boy type and not give her an inch except to take a mile. 

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Manwhore wrote: Lol this is

Manwhore wrote:
Lol this is interesting. 

She's actually interested at this point even tho she tried to play the good little shocked good girl who doesn't like cocks because they hang too low and they dangle to and fro. 

She's trying to force you into compliance I would play the uncontrollable bad boy type and not give her an inch except to take a mile. 

Okay I'm pretty sure I know what you mean 

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To give an inch but take a

To give an inch but take a mile, it's basically a setup for a later zinger that later makes her realize you had her the whole time. This is the closest example I have on hand, it's a convo I had earlier with a buddy:

did you buy your mom that nice scottish dress (pretending to be nice)

 

yes

 

that's good

women should wear dresses

even if they are secretly a guy

like your mom

He won't be able to pee straight for a week. 

There's lots of little turn-arounds like this in my texting. What's funny is I'm not planning on it beforehand, I'm simply taking what I said previously and REinterpreting it in a negative light. Oops I just gave away the drill lol ;) It'll be in the book as well. Just make sure you don't overdo it as you really start to become intimidating (which you never want, if you do you're getting into "punishment" territory which is simply overcompensation for something else), and it's not enjoyable anymore and doesn't lead to more intimacy. But you can take this and reinterpret EVERYTHING. Like what I did with the cheerios/divorce thing. I took something serious and made it ridiculous. 

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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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Or, taking the content but

Or, taking the content but just going the same direction with it, taking something silly and making it absurdly serious. I just texted a girl, "I'd probably have a chance at being considered a civlized man. If I owned more plates". On a subtler level I'm subtly taking a swipe at being civilized, claming superior status as a caveman alpha. This actually is a superior frame 'cuz it leads to sex REAL QUICK. Lol 

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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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In this case you've got a few

In this case you've got a few options:

You could hit her up the next day with something like.. "How'd the dreams go" Or something equally generic.. she'll reply with something equally stupid and benign, probably even dismissive, and you say something like.. "Next time I'll wear running shoes". It's hinting enough at you chasing her in her dreams, equally stimulating in a fear and arousal-like fashion (haha) but cryptic enough that she's not forced to deal with it she can just let it slide and it'll stew in her subconscious which is exactly where you want it ;) You can also just change the subject right after. 

And that's just one example..

"You were probably wearing granny panties in them" is even better.

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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

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