Text Mastery... 10 minute interaction, number, and meet up + dealing with a freak out when she's at my place
Before learning text game from MW, I thought numbers were useless haha. Everytime I got a number at a bar, nothing would come of it.
Well now, it's not an issue. Here's the text interaction.
Olivia
me: Hey haha it's Gregory. THanks for beign such good company. Made me feel all special and fuzzy, until you ditched me. Guess yah have a lot of making up to do
her: hahaha oh hey Gregory, sorry! Misty was getting a little ticked.... I had to go with her but it was nice to meet you!
me: Haha okay, you were being a good friend so I'll let it slide this once
me: I'm eatign the most awesoem gluten free cake haha. Im'm such a fatty. But it tastes like heaven
her: Hahah that's totally fine, it's gluten free! I need food ASAP
me: Yah should of joined me. But I guess I can't be sure if you're not a psychopath yet
me: You do have the secret axe murderer look going on
Okay I did this becuase if I was too down to chill with her right away, it would have raised some red flags, possibly.
her: That's me (girl emoji) you better watch out, I'm warning you now
me: It's cool, I'll make sure to be on my best behaviour. Now the important question, what to watch on Netflix while I pass out ? !
her: Lol. I'm trying to decide the same thing! I feel like I've already seen everything
me: Hahah I feel like we should be hanging out right now !
me: Hmmmm
me: Kenny vs Spenny !!!
her: I guess we should be haha, I"ve never see it
me: Have you seen Seven
her: No...
me: Oh it's like one of the best movies !
me: Saturday night it will be drinks... (sausage beer resteraunt) and seven
her: Sounds like fun
me: Haha and if you hate the movie then we'll never get along hehe
me: We'll have to see then... Hahah
me: Yah too bad u couldn't just come here and watch it with me tn.... I have too much energy
me: Can't fall asleep (thumbs down)
her: Ahhhh I have to get to bed
me: Hahah I know !! I'll text yah tm sleepy head
her: Okay, night :)
Next Day
me: Hey you ! How's the day been treating yah
(4 hours later)
me: Thanks for ignoring me (teeth clenching emoji)
her: Oh my gosh sorry hahaha i had a crazy night, there was a fire alarm at like 5 am and I had to be up at 10, then i just went back to bed for a couple hours... Anyways how are you
me: Haha that sounds brutal ! It's kewl. Just out with my mom, getting late lunch and drinks haha
her: it was super annoying. That's nice though!
me: Yah so gald those fire alarm days are behind me. First time in a while hanging with my mom, she actually hates me haha
me: hows your night been
her: What! Noo! I'm actually head out in a bit, going to cube!
me: Haha i'm half kidding. It's a love hate relationship lol. I actually hate cube, pretenious trust fund kids flashing daddies money
me: But get super drunk and I'm sure you'll have fun (wink face)
next day
her: Oh yaa ther's always some of those... THe music was good though! Definitely not feeling too great his morning though.. Haha
me: Haha well get it goegether girl and we can hangout tn (i mentioned when I met her on thursday that we could hangout saturday)
me: Teeth clenching emoji
her: I'm trying to!
me: Haha good ! Let me know if you will be up for drinks later and then only the best movie ever
her: Haha what was that movie again ?
me: Seven. Imdb it right now ;)
her: Hahaha okay let me see...
her: Ahhh haha scary ??
me: Nah it's thrilling.. Think you can handle that ?
her: Lol i'm sure I can!
me: Haha (okay sign). Gawddd I need to get outisde. It looks beautiful
her: Oh my gosh you should it's so nice out
me: Haha yeah maybe I'll take my dogs for a walk, they need it, sooo fat
her: You're not keeping your dogs in shape ?! I'm so surpised haha
her: what kind of dogs ? :)
me: haha no i'm not haha (monkey covering eyes emoji x 2). A yellow lab, tank, he's the fat one. And a little havanese named Elivs. He's pretty fit but he's so full of himself, it's a bit muhc
me: Hbu any dogs
her: Aw haha cute !! Elvis, I like it lol. I di! I have two, they're mixed breeds
me: Haha nice ! Guessing those dogs are back home in kingston, eh
her: They are sadly, I wish I could bring them up here!
me: Yeah I hear you how's your day been
Continues
Her: Pretty quiet! I was going to get to the gym but I decided I'd rather say in bed.. .How bad is that.. STill tried from last night haha how about you
me: Hahah ! Lazy butt. I'm at the gym right now, trying to get jacked for you, it's kewl. Then chipotle (heart eyes emoji). You better wake up, cuz we're hanging out later and I prefer to hangout with people that are consious hah
her: Haha well I just woke up, had to crash for a couple more hours but I'm good to go now I swear
Damnnn wasn't sure if we were actully going to hangout but guess we are, nice!
We then handle logistics and I pick her up, take her out to a bar for cocktails. Bring her back to my place, she doesn't have much of a choice. We have drinks, play pool, go to my room to watch netflix, then she starts to freak out a bit.
She says she was never planning on coming over and that sh'es not down to hook up.
I relax her and tell her that it's okay. If she wants to go home right now, I'll take her home, it's totally fine. I only want her to be here if she wants to be here. She calms down and relaxed. Then I say, don't worry, you're not staying over. You're here now, we'll watch some of the movie, and just hangout and then I will take you home.
Then I talk to her and try to learn why she doesn't feel comfortable hooking up. Partly because she's worried about being a slut and getting fucked and chucked and also becuase she hasn't shaved. I explain to her, that I actually like her. That's why I asked for her number, texted her all day and took her to my favorite spots. And that I don't want to hook up with girsl taht I have no intention on seeing agin. That's stupid to me.
I also tell her, I don't give a fuck about you not being shaved. I couldn't careless. But she was way too self consious that she let that stop her from having sex.
I end up just turning her on, making out with her and getting her to grind on my thigh. When she gets too heated she pulls away. This goes on for a while haha. I rub my boner on her pants. She's getting turned on. I try to grab her pussy, she swats my hand away.
I eventually get her to grab my dick over my pants. Then I'm able to grab her pussy. She relaxed. After a while I finger her, then I pull my cock out. She starts rubbing it. I throw some lube on my cock, I'm fingering her. And she starts rubbing my cock for 15-20 minutes. I blow my load.
I probably could have got the sex. But if I went for the condom that could have triggered a negative response. But then again, she was so horny she probably would have been down. But whatever, I fucking enjoy hand jobs a lot! To me it's hawttttt.
More than blow jobs. Blow jobs feel great and there's a novely, but very few girls can make me cum from them. In fact, only 1 ever has.
Perfect handling of a girl's typical flakey type texting.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's unfortunate you've only got one of those "one 'n done" weiners. You should work on that
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It's unfortunate you've only got one of those "one 'n done" weiners. You should work on that
hahahah !
Nope man.... I can have sex 3 times in a session.
IDK... just sometimes, first time with a new girl, my recovery time isn't there.
But also I've just started banging bishes again, so I'm sure that will work itself out in no time.
But yeah, I've been able to finish then a few minutes later go again. Sometimes I finish and I'm still hard so I finish her off.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
LOL my dude i thought I was the only one with the BJ and cumming issue.
I can get hard from it but I just CANNOT cum.
It's funny because I told my girlfriend about this and no other girl has been able to do it.
So she rolled her sleeves up and went right to work. The third time that we had the BJ session she succeeded with the help of a handjob.
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LOL my dude i thought I was the only one with the BJ and cumming issue.I can get hard from it but I just CANNOT cum.
It's funny because I told my girlfriend about this and no other girl has been able to do it.
So she rolled her sleeves up and went right to work. The third time that we had the BJ session she succeeded with the help of a handjob.
I came once from a bj. It was this crazy young russian chick. She went full pornstar on my dick. She's actually bi too funny enough.
Like was using her mouth, her hand her everything. She wouldn't stop until I came. It was the most insane blow job of my life. Like she must have been sucking my dick like there was cocaine in it
Great writeup.
I"m team blowjob though. I pretty much prefer blowjobs to sex lol.
I can't cum either from straight bjs tho, some hand action has to be involved.
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Lol yeah it was just a direct Google search.. I knew exactly the right one ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You guys are all crazy, lol.
You have to teach them how to give you head. Pretty much every girl will come to you untrained, yet willing ;D
Hand and mouth action. And eye contact. And of course you grab her head and start fucking her mouth for a little while just because gawdammit the situation calls for it! This is your BLOWJOB, treat it accordingly! >:o!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You guys are all crazy, lol.You have to teach them how to give you head. Pretty much every girl will come to you untrained, yet willing ;D
Hand and mouth action. And eye contact. And of course you grab her head and start fucking her mouth for a little while just because gawdammit the situation calls for it! This is your BLOWJOB, treat it accordingly! >:o!
hahah shit this is bang on ! I need to do that.
how did you go about finding out what was triggering the resistance. i mean how direct were you about it? judging by the fact that she told you she's unshaved, it sounds like you were pretty direct.
how did you go about finding out what was triggering the resistance. i mean how direct were you about it? judging by the fact that she told you she's unshaved, it sounds like you were pretty direct.
I was straight up matter o fact about it.
me: What's going on. Look, i'm perfectly cool not hooking up. In fact, I had an amazing jerk off this morning, so i'm taken care of. But why don't you want to hook up, i'm just curious
mentioning that I jerked off this morning, probably put her guard down a lot ahhahah kinda solid game if you think about it. Shows how comfortable you are, that you're not trying to impress the girl and makes the girl relax around her, like you're not going to judge her.
It's unfortunate you've only got one of those "one 'n done" weiners. You should work on that
How does one attain a multi orgasmic weiner