The Texting Buddha Is Baaaackkkkk//Manwhore You Need To Fix the bugs in the texting app
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 07:35
So I'm starting to get my swag back. The past 4 numbers I've gotten are all responding (well, 2 have actually recently dropped off.. but they were responding for a while.. *progress*)
There was a while where I was getting numbers of hotties and they just weren't hitting me back. Maybe some changes in my in-person game have occurred... But I'm starting to get the swag back with my texting.. still a lil rusty in the beginning but as I get going, the machine is starting to click again.
So this is a girl I met yesterday on the street on the way to the bar. She's pretty fuckin hot.
Me: Hey, so I don't do this often (talk to girls on the street) but you were very cute. Couldn't not say hi
Her: Hey! Thank you that was very sweet! It was nice meeting you!!
Her: You just moved from NYC? My sister lives there
Me: Yeah, my apartment caught on fire the day I was leaving but we were able to save everyone in it and two kittens... where does she live?
Her: Wow! I've been through 2 fires in my life.. So scary! She lives in Brooklyn!
Her: Thank God you are all ok!
Me: Yeah, especially me, cause I'm awesome. So... about that murse ; ) - I had made a joke when we met about having her pick me out a murse cause she's some kind of fashion shopper person
Her: Haha we will get you that murse for sure!
Her: Check out my website: blahblahblah
Me: Are you REALLY trying to sell me fashion consulting services... maybe I should think about retracting my earlier "cute" comments ;b
Her: No no
Her: Just showing you who I am!
Me: *Facepalm*
Me: haha I'm just kiddin, that's great.. two fires? Wow.. I'm def. Not cooking dinner at YOUR place ; )
Her: Haha! They were wildfires in Santa Barbara
Her: May I ask what made you move? Work?
Me: Yeah, I travel all over. I live in different areas for a month or two at a time.. San Fran was the next stop.
Me: Shh! I'm on the run, girl!
Her: I just moved from San Fran down to San Jose 2 months ago. You'll have fun in sf
Her: I lived in nob hill.. Check it out!
Me: I'm actually staying in Los Gatos right now.. where in San Jose?
Her: Love Los Gatos! Almost moved there. I live in Santa Clara at the moment
Her: Dreaming of the ocean. I'm in laguna beach right now!
Me: Watch out, beb! I hear that if you say, "hella' in socal, you will be unceremoniously executed by a firing squad of very, very, mean penguins.
Her: Haha! I miss SoCal, it's like 2 different worlds up there and here.
Her: Where are you originally from?
Me: Born in Jersey but was raised in a few different areas within California... actually lived in Goleta for a bit.
Me: Fortunately, I didn't have to deal with any wildfires while I was there though
Her: Wow that's cool. Where was your favorite place you have lived? I went to school in la..
There was a while where I was getting numbers of hotties and they just weren't hitting me back. Maybe some changes in my in-person game have occurred... But I'm starting to get the swag back with my texting.. still a lil rusty in the beginning but as I get going, the machine is starting to click again.
So this is a girl I met yesterday on the street on the way to the bar. She's pretty fuckin hot.
Me: Hey, so I don't do this often (talk to girls on the street) but you were very cute. Couldn't not say hi
Her: Hey! Thank you that was very sweet! It was nice meeting you!!
Her: You just moved from NYC? My sister lives there
Me: Yeah, my apartment caught on fire the day I was leaving but we were able to save everyone in it and two kittens... where does she live?
Her: Wow! I've been through 2 fires in my life.. So scary! She lives in Brooklyn!
Her: Thank God you are all ok!
Me: Yeah, especially me, cause I'm awesome. So... about that murse ; ) - I had made a joke when we met about having her pick me out a murse cause she's some kind of fashion shopper person
Her: Haha we will get you that murse for sure!
Her: Check out my website: blahblahblah
Me: Are you REALLY trying to sell me fashion consulting services... maybe I should think about retracting my earlier "cute" comments ;b
Her: No no
Her: Just showing you who I am!
Me: *Facepalm*
Me: haha I'm just kiddin, that's great.. two fires? Wow.. I'm def. Not cooking dinner at YOUR place ; )
Her: Haha! They were wildfires in Santa Barbara
Her: May I ask what made you move? Work?
Me: Yeah, I travel all over. I live in different areas for a month or two at a time.. San Fran was the next stop.
Me: Shh! I'm on the run, girl!
Her: I just moved from San Fran down to San Jose 2 months ago. You'll have fun in sf
Her: I lived in nob hill.. Check it out!
Me: I'm actually staying in Los Gatos right now.. where in San Jose?
Her: Love Los Gatos! Almost moved there. I live in Santa Clara at the moment
Her: Dreaming of the ocean. I'm in laguna beach right now!
Me: Watch out, beb! I hear that if you say, "hella' in socal, you will be unceremoniously executed by a firing squad of very, very, mean penguins.
Her: Haha! I miss SoCal, it's like 2 different worlds up there and here.
Her: Where are you originally from?
Me: Born in Jersey but was raised in a few different areas within California... actually lived in Goleta for a bit.
Me: Fortunately, I didn't have to deal with any wildfires while I was there though
Her: Wow that's cool. Where was your favorite place you have lived? I went to school in la..
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:04
#1
More Texting
@buddhagames:
Me: I really fucking loved SB. Lived 5 minutes from the beach and, more importantly, its where I ate my first can of pringles.
Me: Seattle was okay too, but my kindergarden teacher couldn't handle me and called me a, "Fucking Asshole"-I'm kind of a badass btw
Her: Hahah
Her: You don't seem like an asshole.. You seem very nice
God DAMNIT- You see... THIS THIS THIS is why girls want to fucking date me all the time. I come across WAY TOO MUCH like god damn, "Perfect boyfriend material"... seriously.
I know that sounds ilke I'm bragging but in this case I'm not... I'm just stating facts. Somehow I give off this vibe to girls like I would be an amazing boyfriend, the kind of guy they could introduce their parents and friends to and be super proud of... I want to fuck a lot of girls... I'm not even looking to be in a relationship until I'm like in my later 20's... Like even if I found someone I liked, I wouldn't consider it until I've been in the game for a couple years.
Me: I really fucking loved SB. Lived 5 minutes from the beach and, more importantly, its where I ate my first can of pringles.
Me: Seattle was okay too, but my kindergarden teacher couldn't handle me and called me a, "Fucking Asshole"-I'm kind of a badass btw
Her: Hahah
Her: You don't seem like an asshole.. You seem very nice
God DAMNIT- You see... THIS THIS THIS is why girls want to fucking date me all the time. I come across WAY TOO MUCH like god damn, "Perfect boyfriend material"... seriously.
I know that sounds ilke I'm bragging but in this case I'm not... I'm just stating facts. Somehow I give off this vibe to girls like I would be an amazing boyfriend, the kind of guy they could introduce their parents and friends to and be super proud of... I want to fuck a lot of girls... I'm not even looking to be in a relationship until I'm like in my later 20's... Like even if I found someone I liked, I wouldn't consider it until I've been in the game for a couple years.
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:12
#2
Re: More Texting
@buddhagames:
Me: Lmfao! Yeah, well apparently I drew outside the lines... ONE TOO MANY TIMES. I was like, "DAMN, Ms. K- you do realize the lines are just a SUGGESTION"
Her: hahaha so you're a creative man! You probably work in something creative I'm gathering
Me: Yeah, I don't know if you can handle me... I'm a tough one to tame ;b
Her: Am I right?!
Her: Ok I guessed it! Your a porn star haha
Her: I am totally kidding!!
Me: Oh shit.. I was afraid you found me out... that was many lifetimes ago... but certain skills are like riding a bicycle- you NEVER forget ; )
Her: hahahaaaa dude you're pretty funny
Me: Yeah, just, whatever you do, don't google, "Peter North". I'm afraid after hearing about some of my *cough*... attributes... you may get scared and never talk to me again... lmao, I promise though beb, it won't hurt... too much :b
Her: Yowza!
Her: He's scary looking
Me: Yeah, that was before I died my hair
Her: haha... Way better now
Me: Okay, so now you know that I'm a fucking asshole and a traveling pornstar.. What's your deal? Anything about you that's super awesome and would make me go, "Wow" ; )
Oh shit- yeah... IM GETTING MY SWAG BACK BOYS. FEELS GOOD MAN.
Me: Lmfao! Yeah, well apparently I drew outside the lines... ONE TOO MANY TIMES. I was like, "DAMN, Ms. K- you do realize the lines are just a SUGGESTION"
Her: hahaha so you're a creative man! You probably work in something creative I'm gathering
Me: Yeah, I don't know if you can handle me... I'm a tough one to tame ;b
Her: Am I right?!
Her: Ok I guessed it! Your a porn star haha
Her: I am totally kidding!!
Me: Oh shit.. I was afraid you found me out... that was many lifetimes ago... but certain skills are like riding a bicycle- you NEVER forget ; )
Her: hahahaaaa dude you're pretty funny
Me: Yeah, just, whatever you do, don't google, "Peter North". I'm afraid after hearing about some of my *cough*... attributes... you may get scared and never talk to me again... lmao, I promise though beb, it won't hurt... too much :b
Her: Yowza!
Her: He's scary looking
Me: Yeah, that was before I died my hair
Her: haha... Way better now
Me: Okay, so now you know that I'm a fucking asshole and a traveling pornstar.. What's your deal? Anything about you that's super awesome and would make me go, "Wow" ; )
Oh shit- yeah... IM GETTING MY SWAG BACK BOYS. FEELS GOOD MAN.
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:39
#3
Re: More Texting
@buddhagames:
I tihnk I went RIGHT UP TO THE FUCKING LINE...
Just wanted to get the idea of me being this "cute nice guy" out of her head.
ALso- I wanted to bring it back pretty quickly after that... don't wanna get too sexual before we even meet! lmfao
I tihnk I went RIGHT UP TO THE FUCKING LINE...
Just wanted to get the idea of me being this "cute nice guy" out of her head.
ALso- I wanted to bring it back pretty quickly after that... don't wanna get too sexual before we even meet! lmfao
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:54
#4
Re: More Texting
@buddhagames:
OMG- wtfff... whyyyyyyyy
Her: My deal... Wow where do I start? I'm a girl who loves God first, from an awesome family, has never had a bite of meat in her life, laughs her way through hardship, seeks to bring joy and love everywhere I go, has big dreams and won't let anything stop her.
Me:You totally just copy and pasted that from your online dating profile... Caught you!
Her: Lol.. No silly but funny
Me: Lol I'm kidding... You certainly are sexy... but I think it's cool that you're so passionate about life. That's def an amazing quality to have.
Me: So many people get caught up in the day to day grind, they miss out on actually living. That's part of the reason I travel so much. I enjoy making a life for myself where I can travel and explore new places and people.
Her: Thanks!
Her: That's so true. I have been blessed to travel to many parts of the world and experience so many different cultures. It fascinates me.. To get out of your comfort zone.
Okay, so now, forum members, I say to you- where do *I* start..
1. "I love god first"- fuck fuck fuck- I have to figure this shit out... HUGE HUGE red flag... wtf- she's either super down to fuck or this is gonna be rough sailing
2. I swear to god, she just copy and pasted that from her online dating profile
2.
OMG- wtfff... whyyyyyyyy
Her: My deal... Wow where do I start? I'm a girl who loves God first, from an awesome family, has never had a bite of meat in her life, laughs her way through hardship, seeks to bring joy and love everywhere I go, has big dreams and won't let anything stop her.
Me:You totally just copy and pasted that from your online dating profile... Caught you!
Her: Lol.. No silly but funny
Me: Lol I'm kidding... You certainly are sexy... but I think it's cool that you're so passionate about life. That's def an amazing quality to have.
Me: So many people get caught up in the day to day grind, they miss out on actually living. That's part of the reason I travel so much. I enjoy making a life for myself where I can travel and explore new places and people.
Her: Thanks!
Her: That's so true. I have been blessed to travel to many parts of the world and experience so many different cultures. It fascinates me.. To get out of your comfort zone.
Okay, so now, forum members, I say to you- where do *I* start..
1. "I love god first"- fuck fuck fuck- I have to figure this shit out... HUGE HUGE red flag... wtf- she's either super down to fuck or this is gonna be rough sailing
2. I swear to god, she just copy and pasted that from her online dating profile
2.
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 10:59
#5
Re: More Texting
@buddhagames:
Me: How long are you in Laguna for?
Her: I come back Thursday
Me: Do you like ice cream?
Her: Omg you have no idea! I have the biggest sweet tooth in the world!
Me: haha no wonder you like me so much ; )
Her: -Some weird ass super fancy emoticon-
Me: Haha what was that last text? Oh my phone it just shows up as blank boxes
Her: Awwww it's emoticons of ice cream cones and cake. It's the stupid app I'm obsessed with
Me: Lmfao! What time do you work Friday
Her: I think 11-8 I have to double check
Me: Well sweet. I'll bring some ice cream over and you grab a bottle and we'll do ice cream and wine on Friday when you're done... Probably the best combination ever created
Her: Fun!
Me: But I'm only coming over if you promise your not going to burn the house down ;b
Me: How long are you in Laguna for?
Her: I come back Thursday
Me: Do you like ice cream?
Her: Omg you have no idea! I have the biggest sweet tooth in the world!
Me: haha no wonder you like me so much ; )
Her: -Some weird ass super fancy emoticon-
Me: Haha what was that last text? Oh my phone it just shows up as blank boxes
Her: Awwww it's emoticons of ice cream cones and cake. It's the stupid app I'm obsessed with
Me: Lmfao! What time do you work Friday
Her: I think 11-8 I have to double check
Me: Well sweet. I'll bring some ice cream over and you grab a bottle and we'll do ice cream and wine on Friday when you're done... Probably the best combination ever created
Her: Fun!
Me: But I'm only coming over if you promise your not going to burn the house down ;b
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 20:39
#6
Re:
@buddhagames:
ya this is sick. Fuck. I have to step my game up.
ya this is sick. Fuck. I have to step my game up.
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 01:42
#7
Derp Power!
Derp Power!
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 02:25
#8
Me: Yeah, my apartment caught
Me: Yeah, my apartment caught on fire the day I was leaving but we were able to save everyone in it and two kittens... where does she live?
hahaha holy shit- this is 100% true. The day I left, my apartment caught on fire.... I was actually on the phone with "Cat" from RSD, and literally was like, "Uh, dude, I think my buildings on fire, let me call you back" LOL
Good times
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 02:27
#9
Me: Yeah, especially me,
Me: Yeah, especially me, cause I'm awesome.
hahaha love it
Sun, 04/20/2014 - 02:30
#10
OMG
This is aweful haha -
OMG
This is aweful haha - great learning process though. Just so so so much rapport
Funny cause I went from THIS crap to like basically doing 5 TOTAL texts back-and-forth and then a meetup