A texting experiment: acting like a fucking idiot

This is the chick from my "hottest chick in my school" discussion. We hungout once, things didn't go too well so I let things cool down for a few weeks. I hit her up, and tried to hit it from another angle. I don't even know if this is text game, it's actually really retarded but it worked...I think.

Me: sup mofucka

Her: watching the voice we you?

Her: and not we haha

Me: Oh you wanna watch the voice? fuck no

Her: haha its a good show

Me: I disagree but its ok

Her: haha whatever you say (name)

Me: don't get all sarcastic now

Me: your gonna make me all obnoxious

Her: stop making fun of me (monkey emoji)

Me: I like making fun of you

Me: ...and the slut 7 lol     <------some stupid little clique of rude bitches she rolls with

Her: 6

Her: hehe

Me: how u mean? dong on titties    <---- time to get retarded

Her: whatt?

Me: you said slut 6, did you get kicked out

Her: oh yeahhh I did

Me: oh yeah

Me: you didnt fit the part

Her: i wasn't cool enough

Me: yeah not cool enough

Her: it sucksss

Me: ooo don't kill yourself

Her: im gonna try real hard not too

Me: yeah keep on tryin poor lil girly

Her: If you get me dunkin in the morning I won't   <-----LOL WHAT?

Me: Now why in the fuck would do that

Her: cause id love you forever

Me: maybe if you give me a blowjob for every coffee   <-----I feel she deserved it

Me: thats the only way I see this panning out

Her: and thats not happening!

Me: your awful at bargaining

Her: I hate you

Me: I woulda been doing you a favor  <---- prize the dick?

Her: yeah and whats that

Me: my dick

Her: shut upp

Me: can you stay on topic

Her: noo

Me: im gonna cage you up your that retarded

Her: your mean

Me: you said that ealier

Me: what are you talking about

Her: you are mean to me

Me: dont even think about saying hi to me in the hallway

Her: good cause you never say hi back   <---- last time she said hi I playfully shoved her

Me: yeah I can be seen around you

Her: bye

Me: yeah you must be tired go to bed  <---- credit manwhore

Her: goodnight

Me: What flavor coffee do you want tomorrow?   <-----this feels like Julian's drama lol but fuck it

Her: stopp I was kidding you don't have to!

Me: wrong answer you were supposed to ask me what color lipstick I want in my dick

Her: oh my god!!

Me: on*  not in thats odd

Her: yeah I figured you meant on

Me: hey your catching on!

Her: yes I am :)

Me:  im going to bed bye   <---she gets a bit excited and boom im gone

Her: bye

At this point im like well that was shitty and kinda stupid. I saw her the next day at school, she screamed my name from her car, and I gave her the finger and walked away. I kinda don't appreaciate her attitude towards me so fuck it. Then I get a text from her

Her: wow you are mean

Me: what how

Her: you gave me the finger

Me: That was you that called my name? I thought it was (other girls in car)     <----trying to tame her ego

Me: I wouldnt do that!

Her: whatever

Me: im at work ill text ya when im out

Her: sounds goodie!

Me: just washed mad dishes hoe

Her: hahaha what do you do

Me: male model

Her: stop really

Me: stop really what  <----this is when I really start actin dumb

Her: where do you work

Me: (grocery store) I'm a pro dish washer

Her: im sure you are

Me: your condescending tone is not welcome

Her: haha stop

Me: im gonna lock you in a closet

Her: nook your no

Me: whats a nook

Me: ohh ur gonna COOK for me  <-----Lol's bruhh

Her: oh sorry noo*

Me: yeah sure you make me cookies

Her: noo cause you are so mean to me

Me: yeah well im cookie deprived you havent earned niceness

Her: nook you should always be nice

Her: jesus enough with nook...noo*

Me: stop your antics

Her: STOP BEING MEAN

Me: whats the problem here

Me: your keeping me up so late with your games

Her: sorry go to bed babby

Me: lets hangout saturday   <----- well that was abrupt, but it was worth a shot

Her: I have plans

Her: jkkkk

Me: why would you jk me like that?

Me: thats not cool im trying to be nice here

Her: i think I said I could do something like later though

Me: what are you saying

Her: idk just forget it

Me: forget what

Her: idk

Me: your a gawdamn mess

Her: I knoww... i can hangout   <---- it was late and I thought she said I CAN'T hangout

Me: sunday it is

Me: its my birthday that day so be nice

Her: okayy ill try

Me: how vague of you

Her: go to bed its late

Me: ive been texting you for like an hour jeeez you must be tired

Me; go to bed and stop annoying me

Her: im never talking to you again youre so mean oh my goodness

Me: i think your sexy too babe <----lil transition

Her: wrong text? orrrr

Me: ugh no

Her: wow you said something nice to me

Her: never thought you meant to send that text to me

Me: how did it feel

Her: pretty good

Me: I kinda like it

Me: we should treat each other like this more often  <----YEAH being nice was my idea

Her: maybe we should

Me: yeah we will

Her: good

Me: go to bed sexy

Me: we can plan our hangout sesh soon

Her: okie dokiee nighhht

Me: bye bye fucker

Me: I mean pumpkin butt

Her: :p

Me: good idea

Her: stop got to bedd.. goodnight :)

Weirdest text convo EVER, but I think it worked