Texting a girl to meet up!
So this girl I have on facebook, never met her before, but we got matched on tinder a few times. I decided i would message her on facebook, we message for a bit then I get her number.
me: Yo Klaudia, it's Patrick! I hope you don't work too late because I expect to be wined and dined. I'm a classy bitch
her: Tongiht? Hahaha sorry already have plans today lol
me: Lol no I have poker tn! And I'm just teasing, I'm not that classy
her: haha whew good. Not into classy broads
me: Yah fuck um, I'd rather drink wine from the bottle and watch tv in bed.
her: (Heart eyes)
me: haha you like that too?
her: yess and netflix
me: Netflix is the shit! I'm rewatching suits, sooo good
(next day)
me: Thanks for ignoring me
her: Thanks for being interesting
me: Lol what did you not take your ADD medicine? Everything has to be interesting with you (shaping a girls behaviour with qualification - accusatory statements)
her: aww sorry non
(several hours later)
me: No you forgot your medicine or no it doesn't all have to be interesting
her: Doesn't always have to be interesting
me: Good. How's the night treating you
her: not bad just came back from a swim
me: A late night swim huh! Why does that sound so much cooler than it should
her: It was weird just me and the lifeguard
me: Where
her: my condo's pool lol
me: Look at you! Who you live with, rents
her: yup
me: I'm finishing up this ROM event. What comes after your swim
her: Oh haha I'm in bed
her: What rom event
me: Friday night at the rom, it's the shit!! Early on a friday, what gives
her: idk I'm lame. Tomorrow I'm waking up early and going for a hike
me: ahaha yah actually?
her: Like walking across Toronto
me: I used to hike a lot when I was living in LA. DIdn't know it was a thing here
her: I just walk
me: Doing the solo walk
her: No with a friend
(next day)
me: Gawdd I just got out of bed now, 3 pm is a new personal low
her: Woah haha long night?
me: I eneded up getting home same time as my brother and sister lol so we just chilled for a bit. What are you up to tn?
her: Going out wth the girls
her: Survived a 6 hour walk Jeez
me: No friggin way did you walk for 6 hours.
her: I swear I did
her: Sort of sun burnt
me: Lol you are special
me: How are you even going to stand to go out after that, pun intended ahha
her: Man i Don't know
me: You'll be sitting alone in the corner sipping on a cranberry vodka
her: feet up not giving a fuck
me: not caring is caring
her: touche
me: haha you're too easy, I just made that up
her: But it's true
me: It really is. Indifference is the key, I try and live by it
her: yolo
me: Can we really be sure though?
(next day)
me: Tuesday ngiht drinks
her: where to
me: I have a couple spots in mind. Where do you live
her: etobs
me: Hemingways or qual
her: Where's quail never been
me: It's in the basement of this old deserted doll factory. I promise it's safe
her: I laughed
me: yonge and rosedale actualy tho. They have a pool table which is why I love it
her: OH good thing i'm horrid at pool
me: well thanksfully I"m a world calss teacher
me: one of my many gifts
her: oh great
me: besides if you really suck I can always play it off like I don't know you
her: I passed calculus i should be able to figure it out. Angels right
me: Yes but it's more a question of how good you are with a stick and some balls
her: I'm sure I'd do fine
(definitely should have done some sex qualification here but I didn't fuck)
me: well then, its' a date! Pick em up at eight, don'e be late
(no response)
me: Gawd the triple rhyme and you left me hanging. You're deat to me
her: maybe were not meant to be
me: it's highly possible! I'm pretty sure I'm not meant to be with anyone
her: hm not a fun outlook
me: lol it's not always rainbows and daisy's Klaudia
her: I think i'd match a lot of people cause I'm pretty easy going idk (her qualifiying herself to me
me: Yah so you're okay if I turn the AC down to 68 and leave the cupboards open and the toilet seat up
her: I leave the cupboards open
her: And you need to put it up so I can put it down whatever #teamwork
me: yeah and you okay if you freeze your little butt off in bed if it makes me happy
(no response
me: don't just ignore me loser, say something (I actually really like this text message, sounds about as high value as you can when a girl doesn't respond, another girl used a slight variation of this on me and I was mirin hard)
her: I'm sorry haha
her: yeah I love being cold in bed so we're in the clear there
Your texting seems really good, did you lock down that date?
not yet!
me: Gawdd why did we not try and hangout sooner
her: cause you're so buff and pretty it's intimidating
me: Ahahah I don't buy that for a second
me: but if it helps
me: I'm only 3 feet tall so I"m not that intimidating
her: oh really......
she gave me a pretty weak response. May let it marinate for a bit and come back with
me: yes..... You'll have to cook for me and help lift me onto my bed at night. I think you can handle that
Damn you handsome bastard, why not just get a fuckin rickshaw to pull around shirtless with a sign that says "Patrick's dick and rick-shaw rides for chicks" fuck the texting lol
The dinklage text is funny, be sure you're not over-gaming though. This girl seems ready to meet IMO
Yes. If we do a 6hour walk together you might have to carry me in a baby carrier backpack
Damn you handsome bastard, why not just get a fuckin rickshaw to pull around shirtless with a sign that says "Patrick's dick and rick-shaw rides for chicks" fuck the texting lolThe dinklage text is funny, be sure you're not over-gaming though. This girl seems ready to meet IMO
Yes. I'm overgaming. You're right. I need to be more laconic and tone down the exuberance. MW and I are working on this, but sometimes i forget. It's getting better tho
I said
me: Yes... you'll have to cook for me and help lift me onto my bed at night. I think you can handle that
her: like that's not even funny!
I guess I'll have to go sardonic
me: I know, i'm a horrible person
Ya, then meetup right?
Well i mentioned tuesday night drinks yesterday. She didn't agree but she didn't say no.
Although by experience, I know that it's best not to bring it up again. Then I start getting to be too much in the chasing role and it fucks up with attraction.
Know that your value here isn't a problem. RSD Alex once used the analogy of "giving away a Ferrari". He says the problem a lot of guys have with over gaming is that they're selling it too much when they already have the value. He says imagine someone's trying to give you a Ferrari, imagine how reluctant you'd be if they're really trying to sell you on the idea of taking this car for free. It's more about just making her comfortable and at ease with the idea. You seem like you're already on the right track and I'm not suggesting you have a problem here, the analogy just came to mind and I thought I'd share it
Know that your value here isn't a problem. RSD Alex once used the analogy of "giving away a Ferrari". He says the problem a lot of guys have with over gaming is that they're selling it too much when they already have the value. He says imagine someone's trying to give you a Ferrari, imagine how reluctant you'd be if they're really trying to sell you on the idea of taking this car for free. It's more about just making her comfortable and at ease with the idea. You seem like you're already on the right track and I'm not suggesting you have a problem here, the analogy just came to mind and I thought I'd share it
I like that analogy a lot! Very good point, I think you're right. I just need to make her comfortable and at ease with the idea.
her: Like that's not even funny
me: I know I'm a horrible person
(no response)
me: But gimme a break, I'm a child of divorce (american psycho quote lol)
her: ...sigh
her: Sorry to hear
then i could go
me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks
me: and not sucking in pool
Actually mgiht be better to just leave the second part out (and not sucking in pool)
Ya I think the meetup segue is exactly the right idea. Maybe hit her up for her availability first this time..
Actually mgiht be better to just leave the second part out (and not sucking in pool)
i didn't mind it, mainly just because it relieves the pressure a bit. You could change it up if you don't like that one specifically:
and not wearing heels
and not secretly being a shark at pool
And maybe making me a sandwich, we can discuss it
so for example
me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks and not sucking at pool ;)
me: Whats your schedule like this week?
I think that's fine. Maybe break it into three texts?
me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks
me: And not sucking at pool ;)
her: where do you live
me: Yonge and egg ish
me: What's your scheduel like this week
her: Free tues and thurs evening
Done! She's sold
I could be like
me: Drinks tomorrow is probablly best
her: Like that's not even funny
me: I know I'm a horrible person
(no response)
me: But gimme a break, I'm a child of divorce (american psycho quote lol)
her: ...sigh
her: Sorry to hear
then i could go
me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks
me: and not sucking in pool
Yeah I made them divorce when they were late with my cheerios one morning
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: where do you live
me: Yonge and egg ish
me: What's your schedule like this week?
her: Free tues and thurs evening
me: Tuesday is good. Maybe around 8 or 9
Fuck, should have been like. "tuesday is perfect! Let's do 8." Whatever
Oh and MW that is fucking awesome. Need that bad ass humor/vibe more
By emotionally baiting her like that, especially when going from "pity me" to "I just swatted your bottom", you're projecting lots of high value, continuing to invest her to the point where she can't let go (this is the same reason why women hang on in relationships with assholes lol), and you're also keeping her in almost a state of "flux" to where she's slightly always on edge with you, never bored, and can never possibly know what you're going to do next, and so also can never possibly disqualify you by seeing you as approval-seeking (which is a female's main screening mechanism in mating). Unpredictability isn't necessarily seductive, but it's certainl alluring as fuck and more importantly, confusing as fuck. I've even used this to bait hookers to meet up and sleep with me for free lol. "Curiousity killed the cat" is one of the oldest expressions known to man. And it's no coincidence the synonym for cat is pussy.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I'm naming my dick, "the Curiosity".
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: Tuesday is good. Maybe around 8 or 9
next day
her: !!! I got my shift extended they need me at work today.. rain check???
maybe something like
me: strippers never can catch a breah eh
me: ps. tell your boss i'm gonna feed him sucka trash if he fucks your schedule one more time
Yeah accusing her of riding a pole at work would be a great direction to take this that'd be putting her in a box she'd NOT be able to stand lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male