there is a hottie lying metres away from me

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Go knock on her door and ask

Go knock on her door and ask to borrow some sugar

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Wed, 09/25/2013 - 01:41

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hahahahahaha I actually

hahahahahaha I actually might

will report back in 5 minutes/2 hours, depending

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 02:11

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Aw fuck Asked her for some

Aw fuck

Asked her for some milk, she said she'd bring it down.

Met her at the doorway of my flat, she handed over the milk.

Pushed her into the wall, tried to make out. She said "I don't wanna kiss you"

"I don't want the milk, it's going straight in the bin"

"too bad, goodnight" and off she walked

Worth a try lol

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 02:24

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Ask her to bring down some

Ask her to bring down some more "Rape Milk"

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Wed, 09/25/2013 - 02:29

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not sure if you're just

not sure if you're just fucking with me now, but that's pretty much what I just said anyway

She apologised for not making out, lol

Wed, 09/25/2013 - 05:29

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Make it a funny thing between

Make it a funny thing between you. Like everytime she sees you, push her against the wall and lift up her shirt.

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Wed, 09/25/2013 - 10:03

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Or just pour milk on her tits

Thu, 09/26/2013 - 04:19

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tell her the milk tasted sour

tell her the milk tasted sour ask her if she needs you to come fix her fridge

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Thu, 09/26/2013 - 09:38

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Manwhore wrote: Ask her to

Manwhore wrote:

Ask her to bring down some more "Rape Milk"

I LOL'd

Thu, 09/26/2013 - 15:39

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I told her that her soya milk

I told her that her soya milk tasted like shit, and that I need to come investigate her choice in grocery items asap

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 19:43

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She came down to my flat to

She came down to my flat to watch Spring Breakers, ultimate film for getting girls carefree and sexy

Fri, 09/27/2013 - 23:12

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^ Yep. Did she stick your gun

^ Yep. Did she stick your gun in your mouth and make you suck it

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Nope, but I did put my James

Nope, but I did put my James Franco in her Vanessa Hudgens tonight

I feel like your 'rape milk' nonsense was at least partly responsible for this one, peace and love

Sun, 09/29/2013 - 07:35

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Pics.

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