there is a hottie lying metres away from me
Talking to a girl on facebook who's staying on the floor above me in our flats, she's pretty hesitant to come chat/smoke/eat/frolic in the bushes. How would you guys go about this
Go knock on her door and ask to borrow some sugar
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
hahahahahaha I actually might
will report back in 5 minutes/2 hours, depending
Aw fuck
Asked her for some milk, she said she'd bring it down.
Met her at the doorway of my flat, she handed over the milk.
Pushed her into the wall, tried to make out. She said "I don't wanna kiss you"
"I don't want the milk, it's going straight in the bin"
"too bad, goodnight" and off she walked
Worth a try lol
Ask her to bring down some more "Rape Milk"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
not sure if you're just fucking with me now, but that's pretty much what I just said anyway
She apologised for not making out, lol
Make it a funny thing between you. Like everytime she sees you, push her against the wall and lift up her shirt.
Or just pour milk on her tits
tell her the milk tasted sour ask her if she needs you to come fix her fridge
Ask her to bring down some more "Rape Milk"
I LOL'd
I told her that her soya milk tasted like shit, and that I need to come investigate her choice in grocery items asap
She came down to my flat to watch Spring Breakers, ultimate film for getting girls carefree and sexy
^ Yep. Did she stick your gun in your mouth and make you suck it
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Nope, but I did put my James Franco in her Vanessa Hudgens tonight
I feel like your 'rape milk' nonsense was at least partly responsible for this one, peace and love
Pics.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
goddammit, why do I never take pics.
I'm sure she'll come for round 2 tonight