there's this chick at the beach
Aight, this chick was smoking hot, her booty was hanging out of her gstring and I told her that her body looked good and her ass looked awesome. She gets really mad and tells me fuck off and we really lock eyes and she stops and but all is lost anyways. I was nervous at first but when she told me to fuck off I was thinking your fucking acting ridiculous. I did this a couple of times to different chicks and not that great of a response. Anyone talk to chicks in gstrings?
So was she laying out and you walked up and told her that? If you want to go direct at the beach just tell her she's sexy and you wanted to find out who she was. Imagine it as the fact you're such a boss, and social, so you just walk up to people and say hi and talk to them. You own the beach and you're just making your rounds
If you have a wing bring a football and just walk up to chicks and demand they play. If you're playfully insistent they WILL play. They'll say they suck, etc.. doesn't matter stay on it
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She was carrying a surfboard.
Yeah I came off weak as a mofo. Thanks for the feedback yo.