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My current bio

"Hit me up on snaochat :(name)

Enlightened Buddhist

Elite Pokemon trainer

professonal cayote wrestler

carrying the fire"

pls share yours!

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Not feeling it. Spagheddy?

Not feeling it. Spagheddy?

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My mom said she'd swipe right

My mom said she'd swipe right

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CreamoftheCrop wrote: My mom

CreamoftheCrop wrote:
My mom said she'd swipe right

Lol! 

I wanna make a funny introduction paragraph does anybody have anything like this?

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Focus more on your Pictures

Focus more on your Pictures and less on the bio. I dont even bother putting a bio. Maybe a quote, but thats it. 

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oh shit I just looked at

oh shit I just looked at mine

"Lifes a beach, I'm just playin in the sand"

Nothing special, meh

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pretty sure I nailed the

pretty sure I nailed the pictures just in search of a lil something to spice it up

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" city I'm from *airplane

" city I'm from *airplane emoji* city I live in

*height* 

poker, burritos, siestas.

future beach bum " lol literally very average 

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"Oh, shit! You got a match

"Oh, shit! You got a match with...ME?! Oh, you poor, poor unlucky girl, lol! :D I'll probly tease you a lil, flirt with you...give you poetic compliments...appreciate you...give you my full attention...annoy you...take you out on a date that is actually a bank robbery and you're an adorable decoy, lol! ... [Check Sign] Tattoos, heels, dresses, fun personality, good looks ... [Red X-sign] Lack of respect or you're SO boring you make watching paint dry seem as exciting as melting chocolate!"

Wear or tear?

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Alpha Prime wrote: "Oh, shit!

Alpha Prime wrote:
"Oh, shit! You got a match with...ME?! Oh, you poor, poor unlucky girl, lol! :D I'll probly tease you a lil, flirt with you...give you poetic compliments...appreciate you...give you my full attention...annoy you...take you out on a date that is actually a bank robbery and you're an adorable decoy, lol! ... [Check Sign] Tattoos, heels, dresses, fun personality, good looks ... [Red X-sign] Lack of respect or you're SO boring you make watching paint dry seem as exciting as melting chocolate!"

Wear or tear?

too much effort imo. seems like a try hard attempt to be funny, and fails at that.

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Alpha Prime I think it would

Alpha Prime I think it would be succinct and funny just like this

"Oh, shit! You got a match with...ME?! Oh, you poor, poor unlucky girl, lol!