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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:11
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Tinder Convo:

Me: Whatchu thinking about?

Her: About how to get my foot to heal.  Got cuaght in a riptide yesterday and FUCKED my shit up.

Me: Geezus sounds terrible. You tell that foot to heal.

Her: Yea its gnar. I'm summoning all the heaing gods to help me out

Me: Yeah def watch out for the Catholic God, he'll take your money...not worth it

Her: Good lookin out.  I don't roll with religions so I'm good.  I like nature better.

Me: Good call even though nature just fucked you up honey.

Her: Truth, that'll never stop me though

Me: I'll stop you then. I'll stop you wehn the kids are crossing the street. Be careful k.

Her: I'll be good 

Me: You were surfing

Her: Nope just swimming. Bad timing, My feet have gashes

Me: Awwww painful eh? I'll come save you with neosporing and sprite.

Her: I've drenched thme with Neosporin.  And hydrogen peroxide.  And coconut oil. Everything.

Her: Where do you live?

Me: K I'll go steal some morphine and we'll take care of it.  (Where I live). You?

Her: (Where she Lives)

Me: Good spot

Me (Next Day) : If I told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

Her: Lol I'm not sure if you're trying to quote the Bellamy borthers or Birtney Spears?

Me: I didn't even know who the Bellamy brother were lol.  I busted my lip open just now, we're twins.

Her: What did you do!?

Me: Eh some duece cracked me iwth a shoulder in bball cuz I was scoring all over him.  I look like a sexy ogre now.

Her: Bahahaha yes we are mangled twins now

Me: Send me your phone number, I'll text you

Her (number)

Text Convo:

I start out sending her a picture of my fucked up lip

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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:27
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Tinder Blondie

Girl: HAHAHAHAHA nice. Lookin good
Me - 16 mins later: Show me yer feet
Me - 12 mins later: Yeah you win. It's dangerous out here in San Diego.
Girl - 1 min later: Glad to be alive
Girl - 8 mins later: Yes we do. But there is nothing wrong with that arm so next
Me - 17 mins later: Well I moved on to what is right.
Girl - 1 hr 47 mins later: Haha dude you got fucked up
Girl: At least you can go to the gym
Girl: I wish I could
Me - 8 mins later: So how r u entertaining yourself today?
Girl - 2 mins later: Just went to go get pizza at a friends work
Girl - 33 mins later: I forgot I have to help my best friend teach a yoga class tomorrow morning.. So here we go with the pains
Me - 28 mins later: Yeah u got yerself in a pickle
Girl: I'm trying to practice now and shift my weight to avoid pressure. But we shall see
Me - 37 mins later: I just literally ran 10 miles. That was dumb
Me: I should go to your class cuz my knees are shot
Girl - 3 mins later: Why dumb? I think I might try to run. And I'd totally let you come but it's a private class with the CEOs of MGM and shit
Me - 4 mins later: Ha gotta get the old guard in shape eh. I love to run by my knees are prone to pain and I usually just ignore it but it's catching up I think. If I were you I'd just chill out in the sun and take it easy
Girl - 5 mins later: Ah gotcha. And yea I should, but I've got to train no matter what. I'll take it easy, I might just walk, but I've got to get into athlete mode
Me - 30 mins later: Yeah u seem like a person who has natural aptitude for physical activities.

Girl - 8 mins later: Very much so
Me - 4 mins later: Cool well let's athletic things, like on friday. I'll bench press you
Me: Let's do *
Girl: I work Friday, but I can do Friday morning!
Me - 6 mins later: I'm down
Girl - 28 mins later: Sounds like a plan
Me - 23 hrs 23 mins later: How was the class? R u still alive?
Girl - 46 mins later: It was awesome! A lil roughy physically, but all went wonderfully. How's your day?
Me - 7 mins later: Eh it's good just cleaning up the house and chilling with my dogs. Gangster life.
Me: Cool yer right back on track then
Girl - 1 hr 49 mins later: What kind of dogs?!
Girl - 14 hrs later: Aww so f'n cute
Me - 2 hrs 44 mins later: Yep how's work? I'm golfing in swimming trunks not bad
Girl - 2 hrs 51 mins later: Lucky. I've got only an hour to enjoy the sun
Me - 35 mins later: Lol yeah yer pretty white though I'll come protect you with the 90 spf
Girl - 2 mins later: Ha! I'm not that white! But I do need to even out. Got a pretty sweet runners tan goin
Me - 3 hrs 32 mins later: I hope it's not too bad or else I won't want to hang with you ;)
Me - 18 hrs 30 mins later: Hey is it too early for casual text? I mean we barely know each other...maybe we should wait ��

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:31
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So she was sending me

So she was sending me pictures of her legs, hands and feet showing me the cuts and shit and the begining of the phone text convo...

But I hope this isn't dead, I mean shes a hottie, tall and sexy and I know there is chemistry. 

There reason the meetup did not happen is because I did not have a car unexpectedly and couldn't make it so I just ignored it but whatever.

I fucked up the last tinder thing after she sent me snapchats of her tits so fuck, I'd like to get back on track here.

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 06:16
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Thoughts on this convo /

Thoughts on this convo / ideas on where to go w it

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 16:43
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We'll go somewhere with it.

We'll go somewhere with it. This chick wants it and you're being very vanilla 

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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 17:37
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She sent you a snapchat of

She sent you a snapchat of her boobs? Were they exposed to God's creepy stare or in a boob bandana of some kind.

I don't think there's anything wrong here I think you need to just shift the humor towards a meetup. You'll do great at this. Take the same funny twisted style and turn it into creating scenarios between you and her. Like the "date planner" drill 

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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:42
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Not this one, a different

Not this one, a different girl of tinder that I fucked it up with....

Thanks, I'll spin off that

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:42
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I just need to rise above the

I just need to rise above the "handy" these days

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Sun, 06/01/2014 - 20:11
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It seems it's a bit of a

It seems it's a bit of a normal thing tho. I've had several students rise thru the ranks and achieve the plateau of "handies" for awhile. Lol 

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 06:43
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Tinder Blondie

Me: I'm thinking we can go hike around Torrey Pines. I know some good paths and I'll bring my crossbow to fend the coyotes off of us.
Girl - 2 mins later: Hahaha sounds like a plan
Me - 1 hr 2 mins later: Yeah maybe a machete to blaze a trail on our way down to the beach. Some pretty steep slopes we'll have to maneuver around.
Girl - 2 hrs 13 mins later: This shall be quite the adventure time
Me - 1 hr 52 mins later: Yep. How was your weekend? I bet mine can beat yours up.
Girl - 1 min later: Probably can! I worked and chilled all weekend. Doing mad work with multiple projects. I did have some friends come down Thursday, which was an epic show to say the least
Me - 4 mins later: Projects?
Girl - 1 min later: Photoshoots. Creating another blog. Developing brand concepts. That biz
Me - 23 mins later: Rad. Sounds exciting.
Girl - 12 mins later: Tis quite
Me - 48 mins later: Lol. Let's do Tuesday or Wednesday for our adventure. Are you free?

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“Cleverness devoid of wisdom is extremely dangerous and destructive.
Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 06:44
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I don't think that was the

I don't think that was the best way to ask but its what came into my mind at the time.  derp

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 07:00
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beargrizz wrote: I don't

beargrizz wrote:
I don't think that was the best way to ask but its what came into my mind at the time.  derp

Yeah no need to ask if she was free after. Seemed a bit weak

I would have just been like

me: What's your schedule like, we must make this happen

or 

me: Tuesday is perfect, we'll do 1pm 

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 07:02
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Tinder Blondie

Girl: I work Wednesday and I think I've for plans with my best friend on Tuesday.. Idk if those are for sure yet though so we shall see

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 07:08
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Yeah I don't know what I was

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking.  Sometimes when I am texting, actually check that, in much of my life, I just fire something off really quick whenever I'm not sure what to do.  Sometimes a good thing, sometimes not.

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“Cleverness devoid of wisdom is extremely dangerous and destructive.
Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 07:09
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me: well if she's your best

me: well if she's your best friend then she'll understand rescheduling ;) 

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 07:11
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Why'd you go with the weekend

Why'd you go with the weekend text. Just seems like it was forced. You could have gone with anything

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 07:13
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Just bantering.   But I see

Just bantering.   But I see your point.  I start fucking forcing around meeting up instead of keeping the same vibe throughout....

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 22:02
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Tinder Blondie

Me:
Well if she's your best friend she would understand rescheduling ;)

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester

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Mon, 06/02/2014 - 22:06
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Nothin. I guess just hit her

Nothin. I guess just hit her up manana.

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Wed, 06/04/2014 - 00:24
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Me: Hey I'm walking around my

Me: Hey I'm walking around my house naked with all the windows and blinds open to stay cool, Howz yer day?

Her: Haha I like your methods. Just got back from the dr. I'm registering to volunteer at a yoga event then off to a yoga party with the best friend.

Me: Come give me a correction. My hips are tight and nerd an adjustment.

Me: Only if you have a firm grip though.

nothing from her. How am I fucking this up? I feel like I kinda lost the excitement here with her

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“Cleverness devoid of wisdom is extremely dangerous and destructive.
Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 08:47
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Tinder Blondie

Me: Hey I'm walking around my house naked with all the windows and blinds open to stay cool. Howz yer day?
Girl - 2 mins later: Haha I like your methods. Just got back from the dr. I'm registering to volunteer at a yoga event and then it's off to a yoga party with the best friend!
Me - 34 mins later: Come give me some corrections. My hips need an adjustment.
Me - 5 mins later: Only if u got a firm grip though
Me - 2 days 4 hrs later: Yeah today was so odd. Not even the wall mart greeters would say hi to me.

Girl - 5 mins later: Why was that?
Me - 18 mins later: Prolly cuz I was so present people just ignored me, weird.
Girl - 11 mins later: Creepin em out
Girl - 3 hrs 36 mins later: hah doin work
Me - 1 hr 27 mins later: Malificent has a good message but it's crap otherwise

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“Cleverness devoid of wisdom is extremely dangerous and destructive.
Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 08:50
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Well I sent the wall mart

Well I sent the wall mart text just to see what's up. She responded immediately but obviously she's giving these two words responses. I sent her a pic of me making this super creepy face I took a couple days ago, it seemed appropriate. This has to still be alive right? I mean why else is she responding

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“Cleverness devoid of wisdom is extremely dangerous and destructive.
Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
- Tollester

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 09:12
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Does she know you're a pro

Does she know you're a pro golfer 

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:51
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No, should she?

No, should she?

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:52
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She should know you like

She should know you like balls. 

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 17:56
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Oh, everyone knows that

Oh, everyone knows that

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:21
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what should I do with this?

what should I do with this?

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:22
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what would manwhore do, uh,

what would manwhore do, uh, well somehow get this chicks attention more on lock

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Enlightenment consciously chosen means to relinquish your attachment to past and future and to make the Now the main focus of your life.  Through allowing, you become what you are: vast, spacious. You become whole. You are not a fragment anymore, which is how the ego perceives itself. Your true nature emerges, which is one with the nature of God"
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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:44
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I had an amazing response

I had an amazing response then accidentally hit the back button. Derp 

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Fri, 06/06/2014 - 18:57
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I'm on my way up to Vegas to

I'm on my way up to Vegas to slap you

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