Tinder Convo: How'd it go?
So I downloaded Tinder, just for shits and giggles. Ended up having this hilarious conversation. I was only doing it for my own lulz, but I thought I'd throw it up here. I honestly have no text game whatsoever.
(For those of you who don't know: Tinder is an app that lets you look at people's picture and like them, and if you both like each other, you can instant message)
Me: Oh Hey What's good
Her: Hi! I just got home and am trying to decide what to make for dinner.
Me: Mmmm dinner. Damn now you have me hungry
Me: I think I'm just going to cook everything I have at my place now. Feat times ahead like you've never seen before.
Her: Can you actually cook?
Her: What're you gonna whip up
Me: Ramen noodles all the way, baby.
Her: Gross, I've never had them.
Me: Psh. You're Gross.
Her: You don't mean that lol
Her: You should watch some Food Network, up your cooking game.
Me: Alrady trying to get me to change for you and we don't even know each other. That's a world record.
Her: Hahahaha you could cook for yourself. I can feed myself.
Me: I'm sure you can babe.
Her: So what're you up to tonight?
Me [at the same time as her last message]: Listen I'm going to meet up with a friend. And I don't really do the drawn out chat thing that goes to nowhere. So if you're cool to hang and see if we'd be friends, shoot me your number.
Her: Lemme think about that for a sec. I don't give out my number that fast on here because of creepers.
Her: But way to be up front :)
Me: Listen girl I am the creepiest.
Her: Yesss my favorite.
Me [a few hours later]: Aw damn I thought you would have sent them digits for sure by now. Don't make me let on that I am a nice guy and stuff.
So yeah. I haven o text game whatsoever and don't really text, but I was just fucking around. All but the last message was at like 8 pm, the last one was at like 1 AM. Tell me how to go beastmode on these hoes, bitches.
Kisses,
MWaHa
Honestly dude your messaging was pretty killer, I would have just continued on the convo for a bit longer than been like, "Yo I'm headed out with buddies but I want to send you creeper texts when I'm out so you better send over your digits *waiting hungrily*" Or something like that lol
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I agree with manwhore here, your text game, in general, was pretty solid.
But, as Manwhore has mentioned before, the WAY you go about gettin the # can make/break the whole thang... I thought the way you went bout the number thang was really bad. It wasn't casual and was way too abrupt.
The "move" you made is fine, in general, but the way you phrased it was off - there are other ways to make that move that are much more casual and "off the cuff" sounding
Oh shit that's a really good point you guys. I was looking through some of my other exchanges and one of the other numbers I got was much more casual. I haven't really been looking at things as "casual" vs "not casual" before, but it's definitely something to keep in mind. In the past it was more "fucking around" and then "oh shit I think i can get a number imma go for it." But seeing things as getting the numebr as part of the casual fucking around is gold.
Side note: Woke up to this girl giving me her number this morning.
Got a date set up with her and another one set up with another girl. With the second girl we're going to a gay bar (because she's gonna move to san francisco in two months and I told her she needed practice) and then we're going ot have a "sexless sleepover" at my place after rofl.
Thanks for the valuable information. I can't wait ot put this into effect.
"Give me your number"
"blah blah blah"
"last time I checked a number was made of numbers and not words"
...aaaaand compliance. Every time.
Thanks for the tips on what to improve.
But you guys seem to think I did relatively well otherwise. I don't really understand what was good about it. Can anyone take me through a few reasons why it was good? It was really all random, and I don't think I could do it again at this point.
-You made the interaction about you. (ie ...your making me hungry)
- You joked about her trying to seduce you (ie ....we just met)
- You didn't take her to serious and plowed through her shit tests (ie Listen girl i'm the creepiest)
Also fuck you for having a tinder that works. Mine always sends double messages as if i'm a needy whore