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Hey guys, translating this, but should give back the vibe as well. She is literally the last girl on tinder I want to number close before resetting my account, So I might be a bit of impatient.

Overall, she responds quickly, with smileys and hahahahs but not really invested, I want to turn that around.

So after a bit of role play

You seem to be cool, hope you're not drinking glogg too loudly. ( bit of intent + qualification, also seeding for drinks later)

I'm so loud, you can hear me on the next street.

Pff was it because of you I couldn't sleep?

Give me your number, this tinder is too nerdy for me.

Hahahaha because of me?

Well, the street was loud.

(phone emoticon)

hahahaha

you're suggestiv

Thanks. You shouldn't have left, I am not biting (she was like 100 miles away all of a sudden)

hahahahah

it was not you I ran away from

I see, I guess you did breach of peace :)

When are you back? I need a partner in crime. The job is fix (monkey eye covering) (I needed to screen a bit, if you is ever living here at all, also a bit of seeding of meeting)

tell me more:)

haha not on tinder, silly ;) how do I know if I can trust you? (I don't like that she just want to hear my silly stuff, but not progress - I want to get her to invest a bit, a number or sth.)

How is that different, if you tell me it on WhatsApp? :)

So she is still playing hard to get. I don't really want to get engaged in a logical battle to get her number, either because I'm about to delete tinder or keeping this role play about having to be secret.

So I want to tell her without being butthurt that she needs to invest more for me to keep on talking to here.

A)

pff it's just a number, not like I'm asking for your kidney, dork :) (PB line - she has also a medical student pic haha)

B)

 a) You could be from the Russian maffia trying to ruin my business. Tinder is a crazy world. (She is also blond, and name could be Russian haha )

 b) You could be an old fat cop, who just took a chicks pic to hunt on me. (She has only 1 pic...)

C)

I could send you cute kitten pics, which are part of the misson ;)

D)

Pff you're such a tease. And maybe a spanking gif additionally.

E)

Alright, miss cautious. Any pressing questions before you drop your holy digits?

A and D has the potential to shape her a bit. But probably the dynamics would change on the phone anyways.

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Ha! Where'd you get E from?

Ha! Where'd you get E from? That's pretty damn funny

In hindsight you asked for the number too quickly, in fact this whole thing is way too rushed. The whole thing feels like an exercise in egotism that's why she's resisting 

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E was actually my creation

E was actually my creation haha.  Thanks man.

So just got her digits, hope to see some more engagement from her on the phone. My guess that she is a rather reserved girl, same picture on WhatsApp as on Tinder, posing as a doctor. Quite sexy though.

Alright, miss cautious. Any pressing questions before you officially hand over your Holy Digits?

hahaha you're a funny boy

If you get it, will you tell me? :)

Likely

How is your week going (wanted to make some other talk then she giving me her number lol)

I should sudy...you

*study

Just got a massage, it was great to relax a bit :)

hah I bet you'd rather be fooling with me somewhere

Good for you you like

Rather tell me more bout the job ;)

haha nice try (I said it in English actually)

digits.

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We were chatting a bit

We were chatting a bit already before (didn't post the start).

So she texted me like 6x before.

I think it is maybe because of Jeffy that I try to take it off tinder prefarably before 10 mgs back and forth. Too much stuff going on on tinder, and also on whatsapp she presumably takes me more seriously.

But yeah, I generally tend to be on the pushier side, not wanting to text much before meeting up. Definately room to improve. Thanks.

I like to see it this way. If I already talked a bit with her + dropped some intent + qualification (in this case the first line) I like to ask for date/number.  But seems like it is often too little. What do you guys think?

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Who says "If you get it, will

Who says "If you get it, will you tell me? :)" 

As far as not liking to text too much, it works great if you're dealing with large numbers- because you just don't care. If you're not and you're going for big game hunting, it's something you really need to get down. You trying to break everything down to "talked a bit, dropped some intent and qualification now let's meet up" just seems a bit robotic and soulless and I'm not really a fan. 

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"If you get it, will you tell

"If you get it, will you tell me? :)"

in the backend it's red, but somehow it does not show.

Yeah, it's not that I want to break everything down this way, rather I just would like to have a better feel for it, when is she actually ready to move on. Sometimes I feel I know where she stands, but it's not the case...

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You were texting 6x already?

You were texting 6x already? I'm not even sure what's going on at this point lol. But looks like she's cooked 

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