Tinder convo "Ohhh where do we go from here?!"
me: wassup I wanna meet you.
her: Hi
her: Where are you?
me: Gas station. Getting a naked juice protein drink. lucky me
her: Yummmmm!!! Lol so why are you on tinder?
me: Same reason you are. So I can meet someone who likes pancakes as much as me.
her: Awwe thats adorable!!! Well lucky for you I am actually a cook ;)
her: That def made my night
me: Stellar. I'll do whole grain mix with blueberries and cacao nibs. Can you handle that?
her: Your too cute! Trust me I can handle it. Getting fancy on me here :p
me:Phew! You passed. K I'll bring the fresh squeezed OJ
her: We already have a breakfast date lol
her:Where do you live?
me: Yes we do lol. Del Mar.
her: I live in Clairemont :p. But not too far lol
her: Funny I almost moved to del mar heights.
me: Poo. we woulda been neighbors. But we can still make this happen despite the arduous10 minute drive.
Where do I goooo
My question would be: do you want to actually do the breakfast first date? It's unheard of as far as I know.. But it might be crazy enough to work. If so, logistics..
She's already agreed to go all out making you breakfast, the worst that can happen is she gets shy and you get to tease her and make a joke about getting bedsores waiting on this breakfast you were promised
Now that I think of it, sunup can be a "romantic" time.. If you get her over really early, there might be time to go " snuggle" before work lol. If you can set a "boyfriend/girlfriend" frame with her over breakfast, maybe you could pull her to the bedroom?
This is obviously a high risk move, I'm all about that these days if you're not there maybe don't go for it lol
Or it's the perfect setup to have her spend the night when she heads over for a regular "drinks" date at 8pm. Think about it. It'll be easy to transition to drinks. And you get to keep this in reserve. And give her plausible deniability for staying the night which subsequently means she's granted her innermost desire which is to have, what she probably imagines to be, your rather succulent cock inside her. Ride out
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Or it's the perfect setup to have her spend the night when she heads over for a regular "drinks" date at 8pm. Think about it. It'll be easy to transition to drinks. And you get to keep this in reserve. And give her plausible deniability for staying the night which subsequently means she's granted her innermost desire which is to have, what she probably imagines to be, your rather succulent cock inside her. Ride out
Genius, genius, genius!
GAWDDD, when I'm super rich. I'm gonna fly manwhore out and pay him 5k a week to be my brah and bang hoes with me.
But yah, definitely best bet is to get drinks around 8. Breakfast is high pressure and just because you're joking around with that, it's more of a role play, definitely can go to drinks.
Ps. Poo? Gawdddd that is just awful
Lol. yeah its pretty bad although I laughed.
This is what I got from her today:
her: text me, tinder is just confusing lol
her: (number)
pooooooooooo.
Yes boys thanks for the help. Going that direction now. Cept I'm not drinking at the moment so I guess I am ordering a cranberry juice