Tinder emergency?

Hit please give advice, I’m going over my lunch to post this. Talk soon.

Turns out she’s more or less just as busy as I am. Gonna update this more. 

Yo. Update this with the rest of the conversation and I'll hop in. If not tonight, I'll write some stuff up tomorrow. 

So what was happening was, she wasn't texting me for the longest time. I was overthinking for a bit like shit, its my fault, I fuqed up, how do I fixed this, is there a course correction. I wanted to be proactive about it even though I was at working (at my job).  She ended up messaging me sometime after I went to work, I was like oh yeah got something. 

I put the messages in the next comment. 

Messaging on Tinder:
Her: Yes text me cz I don't ever get on here lol same #
Her: ima delete this soon too lol
Her: *her number*
15 min later:
Me: Lol you a busy bee *bee emoji*
Me: alright sounds gucci 

Text Message:
Me: Liar, it wasn't the same number lol smh *laughing emoji*

50 minutes later on Tinder: 
Her: Yes I been so busy lately working so much lol. Barley have any time off 
15 min later:
Me: damn do you at least sleep *sleeping emoji*
Me: Where do working that's got you slaving like this lolz
Me: I texted you calling you the opposite of a truther ;)

Back to Texting:
Her: it wasn't ? Lol my bad haha. I've had this number for like 2 years or more. Damn then how long has it been since we talked ? Lol
Me: Really wow yeah I think its been almost 3 years maybe, so about 2 1/2 years. Crazy, so its been a while lol
Me: Your working right now, I take it. Also where you at now. They slaving around so hard, Dimples
About 20 minutes later:
Her: So should I save your number as batman *thinking emoji* lmao and yes I'm at work right now!
Her: And yeah I think its been like 3 years then lol. Did you text my old number??
10 minutes later:
Me: Yes save me as Batman then when you need reform you know whom to call ;)
Me: LOL I almost did I was gonna send a pic(s) of a fridge, washer & dryer telling you I'm sliding in them DM's. Then I was like its been years since she's heard this name. 
Me: We'd have a who is Mike Jones situation *laughing emoji*

Sidenotes:
Gucci means cool, I posted all of hers Verbatim and I mine as well. Mike Jones is a pop Culture reference (rapper) look it up. I may have over done it with using the reform line, can't tell.
I feel like she's super busy and most likely works a full-time job that probably doesn't allow her to use her phone while working and is only texting me while she was on lunch. I kinda of can but I can't when customers around, obviously. Also I tried multiple times to ask what kind of job she has but she's either dodging answering that question or she just reads the texts too fast. Probably dodging but can't properly tell. 

This is where it left off at. she currently has not texted me back. so she's either working (like a night shift) or she's sleeping lolz. 

With that I need to get some rest myself I have another long day but I'll be able to key you guys in on anything going down since I'll be at school and not work. 

I think you're fine, don't trip. I'd even go so far as to say you got a bit of a cultured tinge to your communication. It's cool I can dig it. 

You want to go for logistics asap here. You been chewing the cud with her long enough, she wants to fuck. Just be chill about it. Put some ideas together and post them up 

ideas:

I you want to read this then feel free, here it is:

Alright so stop fooling around and chewing scenery, straight logistics.

Good stuff mang!

Your write-up is a bit disjointed but seems you went with your "drinks" plan at dave 'n busters then went back to her place and banged her? 

Damn I must’ve screwed up the formatting.

here it is:

1. Went to her house to pick her up.

Took her to venue 1 (D&B place but no alcohol)

2. Moved her to Venue 2 which was a hole in the wall bar.

3.Didn’t like it because I didn’t want to wait 5 minutes for drinks. Told her let’s ditch this place, no way I’m waiting for drinks this is ridiculous, it’s Saturday night they should have more than one bartender. 

4.Went to her place & along the way picked up a movie. At some point I told her I brought along alcohol, we should drink it. We did and while watching the movie (first 30 minutes, I’d say) we fucked. 

It was a long time back so idk if that was what I wanted to do. Forgot to mention that it was my birthday, that night so I might’ve wanted to drink a little. I really can’t remember if that was the original plan or not but. I was leading it towards that as much as possible. 

The plan outright was to bang her brains out. I definitely wanted us to at least go to the Dave & busters place for sure. We did and honestly I probably didn’t even need to more her to another venue (to venue 2). I moved her around so much at venue 1 she was toast kinda waiting for the butter. 

She kinda called it out like you planned all this did you, almost in an accusatory tone, but I think she fucking loved it because she was stroking me off nicely.  Like oh you planned on seducing me and she’s turned on at an inner level. 

Damn it double posted?! 

Well im on my phone doing this. Might be why. Let me know what y’all think. Also I’m at the gym doing this, so I get back on in about 1:30-2 hours. Gotta Bring sexy back fellas so watch out ;) 

@manwhore were you talking about the text idea? Or from what I wrote when we first banged? 

You know what, if it does seem disjointed. Originally I wrote how we first banged (date) then lastly I wrote the ideas of how to get her out and translating that to text. 

I wanted to get the ideas and translating them to text out first (posted that first) is to see if there are any critiques towards them. 

Ok when did you stipulate that you were recounting the first time you banged her? 

so we banged I’d say close to 3 years ago.

When was was I trying to recount when we banged was the past few days, the finer details earlier today when I wrote up how we banged for the first time. That’s about the 99.9% of all the details. I could be missing a few things but I wanted main things that I believe help In understanding what went down.  

But when did you make it clear that that whole post was about the first time you banged her? 

This whole post is about trying to bang her again. I want to bang her NOW. I didn’t mean for this post to be about  or sound as if it’s was about the first time I banged her. 

This post is not about banging her the first time. I want to bang her again or have her as fuck buddy (preferably) but I want to bang her again. I haven’t gotten laid in a long time. 

In the original post, I thought I made it clear that I had already banged her, granted I probably didn’t specify the time frame when it happened. But I did say we banged sometime back. I included all this info that is in this entire post in order to get an idea of what I’m dealing with. I really want to bang her again/make her my fuck buddy. I thought to include this info because I thought it would help. I thought it was relevant towards this whole scenario that I’m in now. Matched on tinder, now I want to bang. If the info I included isn’t relevant then my bad, but I thought it was. 

that is what this post is about: banging her again

I meant that particular post where you brought up the first time you slept with her, when did you make it clear that this was from the past? 

I don’t think I created a post about this chick, if anything I probably commented about it on one of Meow’s or Jihad’s post. Yeah no I double checked, I have not posted a thread about this chick myself. Maybe in the above homies threads^

One thing I will say is that I’ve definitely told you about it in the Training. (If you wanted me to say that aloud then  you’ve done it ;)) 

i know now for sure I told you in one of our sessions, and maybe even both Jihad and Dopamine.  When I told you, you were like YAS KING! Love it, you got some badassness ;) 

We were texting yesterday. I figured while I’m doing (posting)  all this when I’m supposed to be working out. I figured might as well text, I did. Decent but I think if anything this chick is super busy because she pretty much works full time @ a restaurant. She doubling up job wise, working as both a server and a host. 

I’ll post about it, in a bit. Right now. I gotta try and do some homework, and most likely workout afterwards. 

READ THE SUBJECT LINE ABOVE^

An Update on the Texting, this happened on Wednesday after posting back & forth with Jon 

Grahhhhhh!!!! God damn Catch this girL LIKES you! She gave you plenty of opportunities to meet up “Lets go”, and “I already ate tho” 

i know some part of you wants us to make this easy for you but it aint. This girl AND us here at the forum need you to push push push. Your creative and fun but you need to show some UMPH like you’re going to fuck this girl and you want to see her andele andele chiquito.

Dude I see it one step forward & then (to me at least) it seems as if she sidesteps a meetup with the “I already ate though.” Like does she just want me to say okay let’s meet up over drinks (could it be that simple? LOLZ).

This last Friday I wanted to meet up but she was Out of town (like 5-6 hours away, I work on certain days and friends and family that are in the military visiting so I was running around all weekend). Well what I want is advice on WHERE to take it in the Micro. As in okay the Macro, big picture, I want to meet up & bang her at least once maybe have her as a fuck buddy for a little. That’s probably the best case scenario. The both of us have a busy schedule but she’s not working every single day and neither am I, it’s just a matter of getting OUR schedules aligned (in a way). The only way to have US meet up, I need to make it happen. 

I need to compelle her to meet up. She’s said via text’s that she wants to meet up but WHEN she’s off. If she’s doing double Duty then chances are, the best she’ll get is half a day off, in most cases. 

When she Texted me on Wednesday, I had seen it but I was busy doing something for class so I didn’t respond. I responded almost 4 hours later. I think this was a mistake. 

Here’s my responses:

Me: Let me fill that sandwich with Peanut Butter & make it all better ;) 

Me: I was already thinking about busting you out of prison with good behavior :P 

Me: Yeah yesterday was pretty crazy for me too! The held me captive with

fuck it didn’t save my entire comment!  -_-

okay so im doing this on Mobile so the formatting could be a little off.

also I haven’t gotten a response back so what am I doing wrong??

I think my texts are good but they’re not right for where We’re both at right now.

I’ve already posted ideas above and on another comment. 

@Jihad only UMPH I got/want to send her is

“hey Jelly Crimnal what’s your schedule, I could remove that Jelly ;)”

So what UMPH are you talking about, care to explain. 

Honestly dude I feel like I’ve jumped on as many of the opportunities that she’s given me to be honest. I’ve JUMPED on all of them. Re-read my shit.

i did it this like 2-3 times this past week.

Maybe I’m too close to this and can’t see the Obvious. But really I jumped on let’s go and she hit with Oh I’m out of Town. Actually it annoyed me. But I was like I’m just wait until Monday to reengage her. 

So yes, currently she hasn’t responded and we haven’t fucked THIS year, I want to change that.

Jihad or Dopamine, he's yours. Handle it  

Alright so after sending her those 3 responses, days later that Saturday (not this past Saturday the one prior) I had sent her the following:

me: let me broaden your mind 

me: *sent photo of two people holding hands, one covered completely in Peanut Butter the other in Jelly*

And no response ever since...

i sent that photo because I thought it was funny. But it probably can be easily interpreted as something else lol like holding hands = relationship, etc. 

I want to reengage but I’ve already sent 5 responses and nothing. Anyone have any thoughts such yeah it’s dead or try again but better. i think it’s the latter but just want a different perspective than my own.

Something slightly unrelated to the texting:

Currently, school is heating up for me, just had my first BIG midterm. The professor was sort of hyping it up like crazy but it was kinda easy so I think I did great. 

Getting back on track

sidenote: about the texting I think what Jihad was referring to was Fast & Furious texting? Could be wrong. I mean the both of us are hella busy but we could still meet up/hang out. Oh right now am I playing to not lose instead of playing to win?? 

I think I had something else to say but right now it’s not coming to mind. 

Sorry I never responded because I never realized you commented back on here. My bad.

Yes I was referring to fast and furious. And yes, she's gone. Whats with you and peanut butter jelly man? 

You didn't jump at the opportunities man. Reading between the lines I could see your hesitancy. You got to be proactive with these gals. 

Her: I already ate tho

Me: Ya but you haven't had dessert. I go great with caramel sauce

Get it?

Honestly dude I didn't think of that! but yeah us humans tend to make things harder than it is;) 

I think I would've said something similar face to face  but instead of caramel I would've buffalo sauce :D

This really reminds me of something that Jon told me once about texting, since I don't want him to throw a virtual flip flop at me so I'll just not reveal what it was. 

ALSO: I was literally in the middle of a workout going ham and texting her at the same time (not joking, or an excuse) people were looking at me like look at this fucker!  But I was ready to be like screw finishing this workout, I'ma finish off in her mouth (was my thinking if shit worked).

So on Halloween I texted her:

Me: A pic of a cookie with BOO written on it (with Icing or some edible shit).

Me: It had my name written all over it ;) 

Me: I ate all the cookie but I can get you some Caine on the low

Me: pic of candy corn in shape of question mark aka candy cane 

Her: Lmao happy Halloween

Me: Lmao don't talk to me like a trick or treater after I saved you all this candy *emoji's: ;) and money covering face*

Me: Let's get Spooky, cookie ;) *smiling devil and upside down emoji*

Me: haha slaved your ass on this naughthy holiday im betting ;P

And as you can see she hasn't texted me back

So one of two things: I was trying to hard and came off lame or like Jihad said: not enough umph so she lost interest 

I'd like to try and reengage her with something like: 

Me: So you're just gonna ghost me after Halloween, spooky 

But Idk if that lame, desperate or not enough. 

Either which I wanted to bangout before or by my birthday (which is tomorrow, actually) and I got very little plans sadly. 

Honest question: should I stick a fork in this and leave it? 

Leave it. Come back to it later. You have tinder?

Damn kinda wanted to Clap them cheeks for old times sake but okay. I have tinder but as of lately don't really use it if anything I'm thinking about deleting my account and the app altogether. It should be noted its better to pay for one of the tier's of Tinder Membership LOL think what you will but you do get the most matches when you pay for the membership, it is mentioned somewhere on the app that they more or less give priority to members (or subscribers). 

Right now I mostly older photos (so it does look a bit lazy on my part) but I still do get matches. I should note that my bio is just like one line and that's it. 

All and all my Tinder career has been 2-3 dates out of it, and I've probably been using it since maybe 2013. I feel like the majority of the chicks on Tinder just want validation. I'd say it's been a long time since I've taken Tinder seriously for these reasons above^

I actually have been wanting to do a full on photoshot but I wanna bring sexy back harder though and its been tough to find a photographer (i haven't asked anyone but I'm sure if I do I can find a few especially for affordable prices). I whenever I look around the majority of the photographers seem as if they're interested in doing weddings, makes sense thats where the big bucks are at. 

If I remember correctly Meow mentioned something about having synergy with both photos and Bio (if he didn't that only makes sense). Regardless I'm up for tweaking the Bio as an experiment to see how that goes. 

Message me dude