Tinder foreigner chick
Her: Heey
Me: Dudeeee im in NYC ill txt you tomorrow :P
Her: its okay!!
Me: hey hows your day treatin yah :)
Her: its normal and the yours?
Me: very tired just took the train home lots of traveling
Her: uhmmm
Her: what are you doing
Me: just ate some dominos and watching the game
Me: im such a fatass right now :/
Me: wassup wit you
Her: hahaha nothing in home and i
Her: u?
Me: where you from dude your so close
Me: are you stalking me :)
Her: im from [city]
Me: Oh kewl I like the mall
Her: its nice
Me: yah great place to waste money and eat chinese food :)
Her: hahah yeah
Me: imma take you there and we can rob the entire place
Her: yeah!! love it
Me: whats your number gotta plan this shit
Her: im venezuelen...I move here like a week ago
Her: so..I dont have phone number yet
Her: that explain my bad english
Me: its okay :)
Me: im sure you love this weather
Her: yeah im inlove
Me: yah the snow is pretty for a day or two
Me: then its a bitch :/
Her: exactly
Her: hahahaha
Me: so why did you move here?
Me: are you looking for a weathy american man to buy you nice things :P :P
Me: im just kidding hehe
Her:hahahaha
Her: the economy is bad in my country
Her: my country have dictadure terrible
Me: damn that sucks
Me: we should hangout saturday you seem nice
Her: uhmm of course!!
her: you can pick me up?
Me: yah sure
hmmm feeling a little bit cat-fishey. She has an instagram and it validates her story. Got her snapchat gonna see what happens with that.
going out with her saturday
She ended up looking wayyy hotter online :( still had fun with her just wouldn't bang
What a sweet heart though, I'd love to go out with another South American girl.
Send me a pic of her I want to see this lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
[and then i deleted this post. cool story.]
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Hey fucker I liked that story why'd you delete it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male