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So lately I've been experimenting with Tinder, have a pretty tight opening sequence to get to number and tonight I had a girl flip the script on me and start talking dirty then she did a take-away. Haven't really experienced this before, so not sure what I could have done to play it differently.

Me:

How many push ups can you do?

Her:

10000. How many can you do?

Me:

3. I'm all tired from the weekend

Her:

Haha fair enough :P also I would probably need at least a year to do 10000 push ups :P so you had a good weekend then?

Me:

Yeh was great, how about yours? Might fall asleep chatting but you can keep me awake if you're fun :P

(this is my standard bait, that I'll probably stop talking to them unless they are fun)

Her:

Haha oh no pressure or anything :P buti had a really tame weekend so that's not fun...

Me:

Well what's your idea of fun? ;)

Her:

Scrabble

Me:

Yep you definitely had a tame weekend.

Her:

haha I was obviously kidding :P what's your idea of fun?

(she took the bait)

Me:

Sex :P

Her:

Haha fair enough I don't really know how to respond to that :P

Me:

Well it's kept the human race going thousands of years haha

Her:

Haha too true

Me:

so when you think about it, it's kinda irresponsible for us to not have sex right now... Humanity dependson it :P

Her:

wow you are upfront haha but I'm not sure how much humanity depends on it... But I guess our fun depends on it ;)

(I get this upfront response a bit... still working out the best way to respond to it)

Me:

You're cute as a button. That smile lol. We are probably perfect for each other and it would definitely be fun :p

An adventure ;)

Her:

Haha are buttons even cute thought?! Like I don't think I've ever been sexually attracted to a button...

Me:

Can we take this to text, this app flattens battery too fast

Her:

[gives me number]

(After that first spike I test compliance with getting phone number...)

Me:

Hey you

Her:

Hey button guy

Me:

Oo let's not make that a thing

So cute face, hot body, sex hair... What else do you like about me ;)

Her:

Haha ok, what would be a better thing?

Haha well I don't know you yet so I don't know :P

Me:

So then what do you find sexually attractive?

Her:

Hmm well judging from your 4 very insightful photos on tinder you have cool sunnies, your hair is awesome and I really dig people who know how to use a microphone ;)

Me:

I was singing Frank sinatra in that picture haha

Have you done karaoke?

Her:

Have I done karaoke? Well, let's just say I was a member of a spice girls tribute band and leave it at that haha I love karaoke

Me:

There's no way I'm going to leave it at that haha

Tell me more :P

Her:

Haha I don't even know what else to say about that, I don't make a very convincing blonde but I did look good in Baby's outfits

Me:

Do you still have said outfits ;)

Her:

Maybe ;) why, what would you do if I did?

Me:

Ask for your address. Put your address into google maps. Be right over with two microphones and a bottle of tequila haha

Her:

Haha that actually sounds amazing... But actually, I'm living with my parents for a few months, so that would probably not end how you want :P

Me:

Just so we are clear. I would want it to end with amazing, hot steamy passionate love making haha

Her:

Haha oh really? I didn't get that vibe ;) what makes you think you could convince me?

Me:

I think you're already convinced you just don't want to come across too eager :P

(I have a better response for this next time.. oh well)

Her:

Oh I definitely don't do eager. But it seems like a lot of efford to meet someone new and get drunk with them when I can have plenty of fun by myself ;)

Me:

It's the effort that makes it great and the unpredictability that makes it exciting. Wouldn't it be so much better if I was laying there behind you tracing my finger over your hip, kissing your neck and gently nibbling your ear ;)

(That visuallisation is a Gareth Jones line from Text2Sex.. credit where it is due, her response though was surprising...)

Her:

Hmm I guess you have a point... But it would probably be better if I was there teasing you, touching you everywhere and not letting you touch me back.

Me:

But coud you resist touching yourself? How long until you are so wet you just need to feel that fulness inside of you?

Her:

I have pretty good willpower ;) plus i think it would make it harder for you to see me tocuhing myself and not letting you have me until you can't take it anymore...

Me:

I think I'm getting some of that effect. It's hard. You can take that however you want ;)

Her:

Oh I'll take it ;) but for now I'll have to leave you wanting more, some of us have to get up early :P goodnight

(for fuck sake... no reference experience of how to deal with that level of take away. My logistics are really terrible at the moment and tonight is pretty much the only night i have free for a while so I hit back...)

Me:

I want more. No one ever looks back and remembers the night they had a good sleep ;)

No response. She either chose not to respond or put phone away...

This girl is pretty stunning, would be the hottest I've ever banged. Any advice moving forward on how to keep the buying temp up and move towards a hasty meet up?

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So you want help with your

So you want help with your routine stack. Lol 

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I'm not trying to scare you

I'm not trying to scare you off mang, I was just pointing out how incongruous the convo was. I can clearly see where you switch from your canned stuff, stuff you probably read somewhere, to "you". It's that incongruity that she's seeing, AND, more importantly.. she's always going to respond in kind to the lowest common denominator.. e.g. the chodiest stuff. BECAUSE, the way things work is the pimp stuff will be perceived through the chode lens. In this case I think it came off like you were playing at a level you're not actually used to playing. 

Your first mistake is you go from talking about sex, to telling her she's cute as a button. What thee fuck is that dude. That same kind of mismatch repeats itself throughout the convo 

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I'm not looking for help on

I'm not looking for help on my routine stack lol, I didn't post this to get more material, to me it was an interesting conversation given the way she inserted herself into the dominant position. I'll take what you said in and try and rectify it. But some specific advice would be appreciated.

I've read your stuff long enough to know that I'm breaking away from what you've suggested elsewhere on the site, if my logistics fitted getting the girl out on a date when she's free then that would be great, but I'm travelling and only have sporadic nights free so my goal is to pump things up to get her to the point where she would have met me that night or next. Plus curiousity about whether Tinder is a standard dating site thing or true "i'm dtf just say the right things and this is on..." kind of thing, what's everyone elses experiences with Tinder, spefically in Australia.

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Your first mistake is you go from talking about sex, to telling her she's cute as a button. What thee fuck is that dude. That same kind of mismatch repeats itself throughout the convo

What's your advice to fix this?

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What I'm saying is she

What I'm saying is she "inserted herself" as you call it, because she saw the incongruence and realized her "role" here. You're trying to discuss a symptom I'm giving you the root cause. 

Does anyone else want to chime in here? Plenty of experienced/trained dudes here who can give advice.. 

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