Tinder helps your text game get pimp

Me: Wassup I wanna meet you

Her: Woah straight to the point there

Me: Yeah it was the first thing that came to mind

Her: HaHa you're cute lol

Her: Where are you from/

Me: San Diago...you?

Her: Oceanside not too far

Me: Oceanside...its so sneakily far from everything

Her: haha ywah its literaly the edge of San Diego but its like 30 mins from downtown

Me: Yeah if you're driving a racecar....crazywoman....

Her: HaHa well I mean hey sometimes I'm a tad bit anxious to get down there  anyways it's never mw driving so I can't fully take the blame

Me: Yeah you're running from the camp pendleton marines.  I would be anxious too

Her: Haha you have a point there

Me: Well clearly there is one way for us to go.  Getting ice cream.  I'm going gluten free tho

Her: Do you eat everything gluten free?

Me: Nope just ice cream. Don't Ask.

Her: Haha hey I don't judge.

Me: Phew.  I knew you wouldn't.  What you guna get? Pistachio is pretty freaking good.

Her: I love peacon prailine soo delicious 

Her: I'm basically obsessed with caramel

Her: It's a problem

Me: Sounds like one.  I'm going to be sure to bring a bunch of werther's on our date.

Her: You're a smart guy you must be a ladies man

Me: Duhhh, I give all my dates convenience store candy....it's my secret weapon

Her: Well when you put it like that the prince charming facade is fading

Me: Cool cause I'm not prince charming.  I would say I am more like King Arthur.

Her: Oh woahh I like where this is going 

Me: Lol I don't just break out Excalibur for anyone...

Her: You seem like a smart guy are you going to school

Me: Graduated a year ago

Her: What did you study

Me: Finance and Art History

Her: OMGoodness I love art.

Me: Yeah me too.  Send me your phone number so we can make this official..

Her: Number

That part with King Arthur was piyammmppp