Tinder Openers
Some openers for people to try! Haven't had the chance to try a lot of them but if I had tinder I would fuck around with some of them. Use at your own risk
me: What's up, I want to meet you!
me: Don't get a big head or anything... But I want to meet yoU!
me: So how does this work, do we just fuck...... or do I have to say something smart first?
me: I find you very sexually attractive, it would be a great pleasure to meet you
me: You're like the perfect combination of sexy and cunt
me: Do you like heuy lewis and the news?
me: I can't believe Timothy prefers Vanpattens business card to mine
me: We have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people
me: Drinks for two. Me and you. Clothing optional.
me: You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. Like you - granny panties I bet
me: I'm so over this whole 'laundry' thing. Soon they'll bring me a fresh new batsuit everyday
me: I'm so over this whole 'morning' thing. Soon everyone will start waking up at 11am like me
Dude where did you get some of these... lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I made up a lot of them.
And a few are from a few films - american psycho, van wilder and forgetting sarah marshall
Oh and credit to MW for the batsuit one ;)
So you've had positive responses to every single one of those I'm presuming of course. Nice Mr. Balls
Pussy Couture paging Dr. Octupus
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: So how does this work, do we just fuck...... or do I have to say something smart first?
HOOOOooo Lord...
I add:
me: You look lost. Give your # I show you around.
me: I'm too awesome, it's so bad... you need to see this.
me: You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of dog they have. I got a spider.
Not on your level but I climb up there.
What openers are working for you guys?
I use "hey whats up, i want to meet you!" but it doesnt seem to work as well in some languages
"Skittles or m&ms"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I just sent the "I've got to confess something *name/nickname*... Ive been cheating on you" to a couple of girls. Mixed responses. Most are like "im so sad why would you do that :("
A girl had this description on her profile "would you rather watch pulp fiction, or engage in pump friction?" Lol
The sad one is great you've got lots to play with there. I haven't done a lot of tindering actually. It does seem to operate a bit differently than pof. Honestly I do more gaming on Facebook these days than any sort of dating site. Banged some absolute beauts that way
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
On weekends I use this format
Heeeey, [her name]! What'd you do this morning, [activity she likes doing, judging from her text/pics] or sleep off a hangover haha ;-)
Works pretty good
Another one I've started using lately is
"Omg, do you know how many fat chicks I had to swipe left on to find you?".
It leads to a lot of shit tests and they wanna see if you really are a douche or not. Just plough through. High risk, high reward ;-)