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Some openers for people to try! Haven't had the chance to try a lot of them but if I had tinder I would fuck around with some of them. Use at your own risk 

me: What's up, I want to meet you! 

me: Don't get a big head or anything... But I want to meet yoU! 

me: So how does this work, do we just fuck...... or do I have to say something smart first? 

me: I find you very sexually attractive, it would be a great pleasure to meet you 

me: You're like the perfect combination of sexy and cunt 

me: Do you like heuy lewis and the news?

me: I can't believe Timothy prefers Vanpattens business card to mine 

me: We have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people 

me: Drinks for two. Me and you. Clothing optional. 

me: You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. Like you - granny panties I bet 

me: I'm so over this whole 'laundry' thing. Soon they'll bring me a fresh new batsuit everyday 

me: I'm so over this whole 'morning' thing. Soon everyone will start waking up at 11am like me 

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Dude where did you get some

Dude where did you get some of these... lol 

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I made up a lot of them. And

I made up a lot of them.

And a few are from a few films - american psycho, van wilder and forgetting sarah marshall 

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Oh and credit to MW for the

Oh and credit to MW for the batsuit one ;) 

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So you've had positive

So you've had positive responses to every single one of those I'm presuming of course. Nice Mr. Balls 

Pussy Couture paging Dr. Octupus 

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me: So how does this work, do

me: So how does this work, do we just fuck...... or do I have to say something smart first?

HOOOOooo Lord...

I add:

me: You look lost. Give your # I show you around.

me: I'm too awesome, it's so bad... you need to see this.

me: You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of dog they have. I got a spider.

Not on your level but I climb up there.

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What openers are working for

What openers are working for you guys?

I use "hey whats up, i want to meet you!" but it doesnt seem to work as well in some languages

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"Skittles or m&ms"

"Skittles or m&ms"

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I just sent the "I've got to

I just sent the "I've got to confess something *name/nickname*... Ive been cheating on you" to a couple of girls. Mixed responses. Most are like "im so sad why would you do that :("

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A girl had this description

A girl had this description on her profile "would you rather watch pulp fiction, or engage in pump friction?" Lol

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The sad one is great you've

The sad one is great you've got lots to play with there. I haven't done a lot of tindering actually. It does seem to operate a bit differently than pof. Honestly I do more gaming on Facebook these days than any sort of dating site. Banged some absolute beauts that way

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On weekends I use this

On weekends I use this format

Heeeey, [her name]! What'd you do this morning, [activity she likes doing, judging from her text/pics] or sleep off a hangover haha ;-)

Works pretty good

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Another one I've started

Another one I've started using lately is

"Omg, do you know how many fat chicks I had to swipe left on to find you?".

It leads to a lot of shit tests and they wanna see if you really are a douche or not. Just plough through. High risk, high reward ;-)