Tinder with a Stunning 19 Year Old
me: What's up girl, I want to meet you!
her: Oh you do do you
me: Well unless you're a loud chewer, don't know if i could handle that
her: Hahaha. That's my pet peeve. Not a chance
me: Haha then we should get a long fine. How's your day been
her: It's been good! Day off so I spent it tanning in my backyard
me: Awh you're getting all tanned for me, that's cute. What do you do for work.
I probably should have rephrased that in a better way. Ex: "I love how you're getting all tanned for me. What do you do for work?"
her: For you? Let's not push it darling
her: I work retail and then as a nanny. Summer jobs are brutal
me: Well that's one way to treat people pumpkin
me: Doing the double jobs eh, are you supporting a little baby that I should know about?
her: Ya I've got eight kids and six cats. And a mortgage.
her: Still interested?
me: As long as we get all the little fuckers to chew quitely with their mouth closed then I"m game!
Just sent that last text now. Was going to ask her what she's getting up to over the weekend but I figured it's best not to chase and let her invest a bit more.
I think this convo is sounding a little too mechanical and overdone. I should probably chill back.
me: Well unless you're a loud chewer, don't know if i could handle that
Whoa. That's stellar I may have to steal that. Ok yes.. stolen
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yes the way you edited the "tanning" text would have been the perfect way to phrase it. I'd say the convo went in a little bit of a lame direction after that but you can get it back on track.
I'd make some arrogant but random/silly statement to set things right. "I'm really done with this whole "traffic" thing. They'll be building a freeway just for me soon" or something like that you could probably tweak that and make it sharper maybe
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Very nice MW! It worked
me: I'm really done with this whole 'traffic' thing. They'll be building a freeway for me soon
her: A freeway just for you. Wow you must be important. do I get a pass on this freeway hm?
Lol yup that did it haha.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Maybe something like
me: Yep, not just a pretty face, I'm a prettay big deal too!
me: And of course darling, your job will be to transport all my 'merchandize' to my customers. These kids can't be living off fumes
Maybe that second part needs work.
I dunno man. I think you're going too infomercial with that first one. That second one is just asshole enough to fly tho. Got to tighten it up tho
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
And then to whatever, add.. "And this means I'll have to work on my fake british accent. Bollocks"
And then to that whatever she says then you start introducing a time when you two can meet up so you can work on your fake british accents together.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Gawdd dammit you're probably right!
Hmmm
me: I'm a pretty big deal but I don't like to talk about it, okay!
me: Of course darling, your job will be to transport my 'merchandise' to my customers, these kids can't live off nanny paychecks lol
me: But this means I'm going to have to work on my fake britsh accent, bollocks
(Should I just erase the first line) and should I get rid of the kids and nanny paychecks part ?
Actually it's pretty fucking dope. Maybe it sounds better if I say - "we're going to have to work on our fake britisch accents. Bollocks"
And I'm thinking about leaving out the - "these kids can't live off nanny paychecks lol" but it's still kinda funny.
Actually, gonna keep it simple and pull from what you're saying MW. I don't think that the 'very important person' calls for a response. Best to ignore that part I think.
me: Of course darling, your job will be to transport my 'merchandise' to my custoemrs. I think you can handle that
me: But this means we're going to have to work on our fake british accents, bollocks
MW, one one. GENIUS, GENIUS, GENIUS
me: Of course darling, your job will be to transport my 'merchandise' to my customers. I think you can handle that
me: But this means we're going to have to work on our fake British accents, bollocks
her: Oh I can handle whatever you throw at me. Gauranteed
her: British accents? Are we british now
Maybe something like
me: Haha good! We're going full british that way no one will ever suspect a thing!
me: We're also going to have to pretend like we're madly in love with eachother
me: Well I'll have to pretend, you should be fine :)
I'm wondering if this is being too cute/funny, that i'll be back tracking. Specifically I mean the last part. I could just leave that out or replace it with:
me: All part of our cover babe!
Yah I htink this line would be better.
Way too infomercial. Be moor challenging. Wandering soul had a recent post where we talked about succinctness and tonality.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Way too infomercial. Be moor challenging. Wandering soul had a recent post where we talked about succinctness and tonality.
Lol too late. I'll make sure to keep that going for future.
me: Haha good! We're going full British that way no one will suspect a thing
me: We're also going to have to pretend like we're madly in love with eachtoher
me: All part of our cover babe!
her: Right right. Cover is very important.
her: It's quite the story
her: I'm impressed
20 mins later
her: And amused
me: Haha well naturally wer'e goinna have to practice our fake accents. I need to make sure you can keep up with me Alex
This girl is very slow to check tinder and reply. But when she does it looks good. I need to move this to text soon.