Tinder torn ACL girl
Me: hey whats up I want to meet you
Her: awe
Her: whays that
Me: cuz you seem cool
Me: your not a sociopath right?
Her: no.!
Her: ):
Me: oh thank god
Me: lets take this off the crazy world of tinder
Me; whats your number
Her: number
Me: is this {name} that crazy girl from tinder lol
Her: huh crazy chick...?
Me: hehe wassup where you from
Her: ? why am I crazy
Me: I was totally kidding
Me: hello {name}...are you okay
Her: yes why.
Me: I thought you died or something
Me: that would have been BAD
Her: why
Her: would I have died
Me: I could jsut sense it
Me: your extemely literal arent you
Her: yes
Me: oh fantastic
Me: damn homie im getting sleepy and its early as fuckk
Me: where u from
Her: awe
Me: where u from
Me: actually fuck it, you suck
Her: {town} but okay bye
Me: oh wow you must play lacrosse
Her: used to tore my acls
Me: oh damn that sucks..both of them?
Her: yes
Me: I hope not at the same time
Her: yea at the same time
Me: no direspect but how is that possible
Me: did you get hit by a bus
Her: got hit by a field hockey stick in both kness
Me: nasty
Me: painful
Me: lets change the subject
Me: how old are you
Her: 17
Me: oh cool
Me: im 18
Her: nice
Me: thanks for lying on your tinder loser...its okay
Her: ok u kinda seem like an ass not gunna lie
Me: you dont even know me lol
Her: through txt you seem it
Me: oh well
Me: im very cool and nice
Her: ok
Me: we should hangout sometime
Her: ok so be nice
Me: I live in {town} so its close
Her:yaya good
Me: alrighty yo. im currently outta town but I will message you when im back home
Her: ooo so we cant text
Me: what do you mean
Me; okay [name] ill text you next week
Her: why
What is wrong with this chick LOL
Me: or I guess I wont then
Me: if your gonna act mentally handicapped over text
Her: okay this is what I mean your rude
Me: I think you lack proper communication skills. Do not reply "why" to texts you already know the answer to. Your not fooling anyone, and its not "hgih value"..your just scaring people away. Later
Her: im sorry like today isnt a good day try having your parents fighting daily and most likely getting divorced and me moving out the country
Her: like u thought I did wtf
lolololololololol
Holmes you're going too much for hard button pushing. I'm going to send you one of the chapters from the text game book check your email.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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Yeah I actually turned this convo around quite nicely, I just made everything a lot more casual Patrick Bateman style. We ended up meeting up, however she was with two very very unattractive girls (she even warned me about it over text). My two buddies thought I played some sick joke on them lol! So I was left talking to all three of them.
we were at a fireworks show and it started to rain so we all headed home and me and the tinder chick agreed we would kick it someone soon
I'll post the rest later it's so long and takes awhile to type in cuz no tengo un android. If only there was a text grabber app for iPhones...........