Toying with OKC
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 00:50
3 days ago i just got curious about online dating sites again. Got on my old POF account to find some ugly girl sent me a message saying i'm cute and wants to meet me *sigh* I then Sent dozens of messages, nothing special happened really. POF website is full of the same faces from Santa Barbara that i saw like 2 months ago (lack of popularity?)
Then i realized i made an OKC account but never bothered to do anything on it. This is the finished work: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ALionheart
So far the experience is soooo much better than the one i've had on POF even though not all responses were positive.
- I could have had this one chick whom i messaged yesterday if i had not waited till today to reply, she deleted her account...fawk.
ME: Ok beb can i be honest?
HBPoofed: Go for it
ME: That smile of yours brought me to your profile, so far you're doing a great job of being a charmer and you probably don't even know it.
Jessica I would love to enhance your life by exposing you to my sheer fucking awesomeness (jeffy's line)
what do you say?
_Armand
HBPoofed: alright, my life has been a little boring lately so awesomeness would be a good change. what types of things do you like to do?
- I sent a lot of "you're cute...dork :P", THIS got a plenty of attention, the a lot of girls only ended up viewing my profile >:P... my profile is prob going to need another tweak
- I sent 13 of these randomly, mainly because this one girl would not stop talking about cats on her profile LOL. This milf replied: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gnatty-gee
Me: For you
http://i50.tinypic.com/2rpfa86.jpg
Her: cute ;)
What do i follow it up with?
- This gal hit me up, another cat junkie... I honestly don't want to send her that cat caption LOL: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hmhalay
HBCatlover: Hi you're cute. Be my boyfriend ok?
WHat do i follow this up with?
Then i realized i made an OKC account but never bothered to do anything on it. This is the finished work: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ALionheart
So far the experience is soooo much better than the one i've had on POF even though not all responses were positive.
- I could have had this one chick whom i messaged yesterday if i had not waited till today to reply, she deleted her account...fawk.
ME: Ok beb can i be honest?
HBPoofed: Go for it
ME: That smile of yours brought me to your profile, so far you're doing a great job of being a charmer and you probably don't even know it.
Jessica I would love to enhance your life by exposing you to my sheer fucking awesomeness (jeffy's line)
what do you say?
_Armand
HBPoofed: alright, my life has been a little boring lately so awesomeness would be a good change. what types of things do you like to do?
- I sent a lot of "you're cute...dork :P", THIS got a plenty of attention, the a lot of girls only ended up viewing my profile >:P... my profile is prob going to need another tweak
- I sent 13 of these randomly, mainly because this one girl would not stop talking about cats on her profile LOL. This milf replied: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gnatty-gee
Me: For you
http://i50.tinypic.com/2rpfa86.jpg
Her: cute ;)
What do i follow it up with?
- This gal hit me up, another cat junkie... I honestly don't want to send her that cat caption LOL: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Hmhalay
HBCatlover: Hi you're cute. Be my boyfriend ok?
WHat do i follow this up with?
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 09:40
#1
Re: Toying with OKC
@Ghettoguru:
First of all, congrats..it's hard being a brotha in online sites!
Profile looks good, and as for the follow up, just make a smooth transition to prepare her for the # close
i.e. shoot the shit for about 4-5 exchanges to build comfort and then throw the standard MW close:
"Hey this pof stuff is too nerdy for me. Shoot me a text (###) ### ####”"
or
"Ya I’m done with this pof. Shoot me your num I promise to only stalk you on sundays.."
p.s. you really gonna drive all the way up to manteca to nail that cat chick? lmao
First of all, congrats..it's hard being a brotha in online sites!
Profile looks good, and as for the follow up, just make a smooth transition to prepare her for the # close
i.e. shoot the shit for about 4-5 exchanges to build comfort and then throw the standard MW close:
"Hey this pof stuff is too nerdy for me. Shoot me a text (###) ### ####”"
or
"Ya I’m done with this pof. Shoot me your num I promise to only stalk you on sundays.."
p.s. you really gonna drive all the way up to manteca to nail that cat chick? lmao
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 06:32
#2
Re: Toying with OKC
Edited my profile a bit because it made me look like a complete delusional party animal. I also removed the pic of Robert Downey jr. in Tropic Thunder.
HBCatlover: Hi you're cute. Be my boyfriend ok?
Me: Oh girl stop right there, you're going to make me blush ;P
Shoot me your number, so I can text you when I'm outside with my horse in all my tanned armor. All you gotta do is put your hair down and climb on board.
Her: Lol Wow ok. (510) 83*-****
@Cybershot: You know what? i did not catch that at all LOL. She just deleted her account too -.-
Anyways she gave me her number, i've yet to hit her up. I just get super complacent when i get numbers, or slow down and focus on one girl at a time on my phone. This is one of the reasons i'm not getting laid.
HBCatlover: Hi you're cute. Be my boyfriend ok?
Me: Oh girl stop right there, you're going to make me blush ;P
Shoot me your number, so I can text you when I'm outside with my horse in all my tanned armor. All you gotta do is put your hair down and climb on board.
Her: Lol Wow ok. (510) 83*-****
@Cybershot: You know what? i did not catch that at all LOL. She just deleted her account too -.-
Anyways she gave me her number, i've yet to hit her up. I just get super complacent when i get numbers, or slow down and focus on one girl at a time on my phone. This is one of the reasons i'm not getting laid.
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 07:15
#3
Re: Toying with OKC
@Ghettoguru:
pm me her number i live close to manteca :P
pm me her number i live close to manteca :P
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 11:35
#4
Re: Toying with OKC
@Ghettoguru:
Is it just me or do okc accounts get closed pretty regularly??
If a girl hits you up asking you to be your girlfriend just like.. say you need to meet for drinks first. Durr
Is it just me or do okc accounts get closed pretty regularly??
If a girl hits you up asking you to be your girlfriend just like.. say you need to meet for drinks first. Durr
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Sun, 09/23/2012 - 22:37
#5
Re: Toying with OKC
Yup i've been seeing plenty of that.
Back to the milf
Me: For you
http://i50.tinypic.com/2rpfa86.jpg
Her: cute ;)
Me: Oh girl stop right there, you're going to make me blush ;P
Shoot me your number, so I can text you when I'm outside with my horse in all my tanned armor and a basket full of charming kittens. All you gotta do is put your hair down and climb on board.
Her: Tanned armor? Good lord! Ha ha! Do you lay it on this thick for everyone or did I just get lucky and find the weekly special?
OH shizzle i just froze.
Back to the milf
Me: For you
http://i50.tinypic.com/2rpfa86.jpg
Her: cute ;)
Me: Oh girl stop right there, you're going to make me blush ;P
Shoot me your number, so I can text you when I'm outside with my horse in all my tanned armor and a basket full of charming kittens. All you gotta do is put your hair down and climb on board.
Her: Tanned armor? Good lord! Ha ha! Do you lay it on this thick for everyone or did I just get lucky and find the weekly special?
OH shizzle i just froze.