trying to get Chinese girl to make me a Steak
Me: Hey Laura I got a new phone so I don't remember what we were talking about.
chinese girl: Nothing really lol
Me: Good. So when are you gonna come over and make me a steak?
chinese girl: Umm I never said that
Me: I'd like for it to happen. Maybe next week :p
chinese girl: Making steak? Are you talking to the wrong person here
Me: No lol. I like steak.
chinese girl: Oh okay goodnight!
Me: Goodnight. I'll text you tomorrow :p
chinese girl - 1 min later: Kay
I'm trying to get this girl to come over. But I'll meet her someplace else if I have to or whatever. I was cracking up when I was texting her.
Continue on with the joke but start shifting it towards normal dialogue and then seed a meetup and go for it.
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Me: Medium rare!
chinese girl: Okay.
Me - 4 hrs 47 mins later: So how about Tuesday?
chinese girl: I really don't know
Me - 1 hr 23 mins later: Aw, you disappoint me :(
chinese girl - 12 mins later: I work from 10 to 10 everyday I really don't have free time!
Me - 2 mins later: How about I go over to your place at 10pm?
chinese girl - 1 min later: Come to my work and do what?
Me: No to your house. I can meet you at your work though
chinese girl - 2 mins later: This late do what?
Me: Just talk and chill for a little bit.
chinese girl: I can't meet that late I'm sorry!
Me - 3 mins later: Yeah you can
chinese girl: I can't
chinese girl: Why do you want to meet me so badly?
Me: Cause you're a nice, cool, normal girl.
chinese girl - 3 mins later: If you are looking for soulmate I'm not the one!
Me: No lol. I don't want a relationship.
chinese girl - 7 mins later: I really don't have to time, I'm sorry!