Trying out these openers. What do you think?
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 05:26
Do you think flossing with a chicks asshole hairs is classy?
Do you work at subway cause you just gave me a foot long.
You'll have to fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hey baby how about a pizza and a fuck? What? You don't like pizza?
Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?
Do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, let me introduce myself.
Do you know what winks and fucks like a baboon? (no) wink
Excuse me! I'm about to go masterbate and I would like to have a name to go with the face.
If I washed my cock would you suck it? (no) ohh so your a dirty cock sucker!
Hey as long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit.
You ever play lion tamer? (no) You just get on all fours and Ill put my head in your mouth.
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch must be a hour fast!
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Do you work at subway cause you just gave me a foot long.
You'll have to fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Hey baby how about a pizza and a fuck? What? You don't like pizza?
Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?
Do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, let me introduce myself.
Do you know what winks and fucks like a baboon? (no) wink
Excuse me! I'm about to go masterbate and I would like to have a name to go with the face.
If I washed my cock would you suck it? (no) ohh so your a dirty cock sucker!
Hey as long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit.
You ever play lion tamer? (no) You just get on all fours and Ill put my head in your mouth.
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch must be a hour fast!
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 06:27
#1
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
Fuck you
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 23:12
#2
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
Sick-Cunt;673.4976;50 wrote:
Fuck you
I like that one a little bit but it's kind of boring. :-)
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 23:26
#3
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
Quit thinking about what to say and go do it. Do whatever you feel like. I don't get why you are making a huge deal to find good openers, you can say ANYTHING.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 23:42
#4
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
@Sick-Cunt:
Wtf is this shit - venusian arts forum??
Wtf is this shit - venusian arts forum??
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 00:05
#5
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
@Mixin:
opener if a girl is eating a salad at the club. "would you like a side of ballz with your salad" 100% open rate. Not currently been tested.
opener if a girl is eating a salad at the club. "would you like a side of ballz with your salad" 100% open rate. Not currently been tested.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 00:18
#6
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
Mixin you should use the jealous girlfriend opener or "could I get a female opinion" thats like 90% success rate 60% of the time all the time.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 00:58
#7
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@Sick-Cunt:
Agh, if you didn't laugh at some of these ridiculous openers, then you missed the point. I was just being a retard by posting these up. I did it for self amusement. "LIKE A BOSS," this is how I roll. Since its my first post, I'm seeing the reactions of you guys. (Testing the waters) Thought you sick-cunt were just a troll at first. No biggie. You guys seem alright.
Agh, if you didn't laugh at some of these ridiculous openers, then you missed the point. I was just being a retard by posting these up. I did it for self amusement. "LIKE A BOSS," this is how I roll. Since its my first post, I'm seeing the reactions of you guys. (Testing the waters) Thought you sick-cunt were just a troll at first. No biggie. You guys seem alright.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 11:51
#8
Re: Trying out these openers. What do you think?
@Mixin:
Sick-Cunt was a little brash about it. Funny story is I bought my fraternity little bro a set of frat letters that says ' ______'s lil sick cunt ' as opposed to " _______'s lil bro ". Everyone went apeshit when he wore those around campus. Aside from his accent, that was his best opener lmao.
But yea, I mean it's cool to have some default openers I guess but Sick-Cunt's right - you don't really need all that over the top stuff. Like if you go through my stuff my texts are plain and simple, and I actually get a lot of shit from guys on the forum for it. But I want to learn to incorporate some of that style into my game as it has its usefulness just like more simple, less over the top texts do. But the point is, everything has a time and place where it's useful. There's also a complete difference between self-amusement while getting the girl, and self-amusement which is going to lose the girl. Remember to balance those ideas out or else you're just going to come across weird as fuck or an asshole if you're leaning wayyyyyy the fuck over on the self-amusement side. But it is funny if you REALLY don't give a fuck about the number - leads to funny stories/situations. Like yo this chick I hooked up with I saw at the undie run this fri. We were driving by and I was shitfaced and I'm yelling and stuff and she screams " IS THAT YOU __________?!?!?! " and without missing a beat I'm just like " SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLUT! " .. like me and all my friends were all fucking DYING from laughing, because well ... who the fuck does that? Lmao. Like that's self amusement that's not really conducive to getting me laid with that girl. But I sure as hell got a good laugh out of it.
Sick-Cunt was a little brash about it. Funny story is I bought my fraternity little bro a set of frat letters that says ' ______'s lil sick cunt ' as opposed to " _______'s lil bro ". Everyone went apeshit when he wore those around campus. Aside from his accent, that was his best opener lmao.
But yea, I mean it's cool to have some default openers I guess but Sick-Cunt's right - you don't really need all that over the top stuff. Like if you go through my stuff my texts are plain and simple, and I actually get a lot of shit from guys on the forum for it. But I want to learn to incorporate some of that style into my game as it has its usefulness just like more simple, less over the top texts do. But the point is, everything has a time and place where it's useful. There's also a complete difference between self-amusement while getting the girl, and self-amusement which is going to lose the girl. Remember to balance those ideas out or else you're just going to come across weird as fuck or an asshole if you're leaning wayyyyyy the fuck over on the self-amusement side. But it is funny if you REALLY don't give a fuck about the number - leads to funny stories/situations. Like yo this chick I hooked up with I saw at the undie run this fri. We were driving by and I was shitfaced and I'm yelling and stuff and she screams " IS THAT YOU __________?!?!?! " and without missing a beat I'm just like " SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLUT! " .. like me and all my friends were all fucking DYING from laughing, because well ... who the fuck does that? Lmao. Like that's self amusement that's not really conducive to getting me laid with that girl. But I sure as hell got a good laugh out of it.
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 12:12
#9
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Whoa.
Sick-cunt stop flaming. This is the first time I've viewed this thread and look at you being an undercover dick.
Some of those are hilarious LOOK AT THAT LION TAMER ONE!! Holy fuck I'm using that right now gawdammit
Sick-cunt stop flaming. This is the first time I've viewed this thread and look at you being an undercover dick.
Some of those are hilarious LOOK AT THAT LION TAMER ONE!! Holy fuck I'm using that right now gawdammit
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Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:29
#10
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double post all day, all night
should have a delete button
should have a delete button
Wed, 06/13/2012 - 16:29
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@Manwhore:
Its my inner cunt. I HATE canned lines lol, idk why.
(other than 'Lets rob a bank')
Its my inner cunt. I HATE canned lines lol, idk why.
(other than 'Lets rob a bank')
Sat, 06/16/2012 - 11:10
#12
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@Mixin:
Been doin' the lion tamer one for months now. Fucking awesome
Been doin' the lion tamer one for months now. Fucking awesome
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