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This weekend I went away up north. A huge group of my friends did our annual trip away. Shenanigans were had. I hooked up with a really experienced girl. I don't think shes a virgin but she said its been a lonnggg time since she fooled around with a guy and shes only 18. But she could have been a virgin, and "fooled around" means something else.

Anyways, it was fun, she was a natural. I foreplayed it up real nice but still couldn't work it in. Lots of natural moisture but just hurt her way too much. I went back to fingers for a bit but still no penile penetration :( I even added KY to the mix but no dice. We still had fun but it sucked in that way. One virgin I had sex with was already experienced with toys so I had no problems but this was a let down. I used to think where there is a will there is a way but I had my philosophy crushed this weekend because I had lots of will.
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Re: TT;DF - Too tight; didn't fit
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Damn I must've been on one, lol
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Re: TT;DF - Too tight; didn't fit
@Manwhore:

It wasn't LMR! I made great progress but she was crying n shit.
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Re: TT;DF - Too tight; didn't fit
@manwhore: ya not gonna lie i made a girl cry from her being in pain. Shit is just weird lol
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Oh it definitely wasn't LMR. It was faggotry
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Re: TT;DF - Too tight; didn't fit
When you start seeing this stuff as it really is, simply a test to see if you're "worthy" enough to fuck her, you start to get a little pissed off at the stoopidity of it all. Get a little bit pissed. Do not let something like this happen again.
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Have you guys got donkey

Have you guys got donkey dicks or some shit? Ive fucked 60ish girls and this never happened once. Id say my unit is above average.

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I coached Icewahine around

I coached Icewahine around the time he wrote this I had a completely different perspective on what happened. It was him falling for some crap, lol.

Anyway yeah it's not common but I put a girl in the hospital after fucking her 11 or so times in a night. Started bleeding the next day had to go to the hospital

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Manwhore wrote:I Anyway

Manwhore wrote:

Anyway yeah it's not common but I put a girl in the hospital after fucking her 11 or so times in a night. Started bleeding the next day had to go to the hospital

haha shit

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Dont think ive ever fucked a

Dont think ive ever fucked a virgin tho.  At least not to my knowledge. I could imagine having to work it in a bit slower in that case.

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TrickAssMark wrote:Manwhore

TrickAssMark wrote:
Manwhore wrote:

Anyway yeah it's not common but I put a girl in the hospital after fucking her 11 or so times in a night. Started bleeding the next day had to go to the hospital

haha shit

When the ER doctors finally get a read on your dick game levels:


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Lol uggh. Yeah but first she

Lol uggh. Yeah but first she posted on Facebook about going over to her boyfriend's house in the morning and cuddling in bed with him. The way some of these girls roll, lol..

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