TT;DF - Too tight; didn't fit
This weekend I went away up north. A huge group of my friends did our annual trip away. Shenanigans were had. I hooked up with a really experienced girl. I don't think shes a virgin but she said its been a lonnggg time since she fooled around with a guy and shes only 18. But she could have been a virgin, and "fooled around" means something else.
Anyways, it was fun, she was a natural. I foreplayed it up real nice but still couldn't work it in. Lots of natural moisture but just hurt her way too much. I went back to fingers for a bit but still no penile penetration :( I even added KY to the mix but no dice. We still had fun but it sucked in that way. One virgin I had sex with was already experienced with toys so I had no problems but this was a let down. I used to think where there is a will there is a way but I had my philosophy crushed this weekend because I had lots of will.
Damn I must've been on one, lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
It wasn't LMR! I made great progress but she was crying n shit.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Have you guys got donkey dicks or some shit? Ive fucked 60ish girls and this never happened once. Id say my unit is above average.
I coached Icewahine around the time he wrote this I had a completely different perspective on what happened. It was him falling for some crap, lol.
Anyway yeah it's not common but I put a girl in the hospital after fucking her 11 or so times in a night. Started bleeding the next day had to go to the hospital
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Anyway yeah it's not common but I put a girl in the hospital after fucking her 11 or so times in a night. Started bleeding the next day had to go to the hospital
haha shit
Dont think ive ever fucked a virgin tho. At least not to my knowledge. I could imagine having to work it in a bit slower in that case.
Lol uggh. Yeah but first she posted on Facebook about going over to her boyfriend's house in the morning and cuddling in bed with him. The way some of these girls roll, lol..
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male