Txt Game: Feisty lil blonde
Me: why do i keep getting matched with kids who can't spell
Me: couldn't tell you how much your life would improve
Me: Like atleast 2.5 times better (firing a playful shot back, but then making it clear that I'm teasing)
Me: that's where you're wrong missy
Her: now your descriminating against me cause I'm a blonde
Me: sitting on the back of that bike backwards was the place to be (I am awesome)
Her: ya ya what ever makes u sleep better at night
Me: Do you need to learn to read too?
Me: girl look.
Me: Aii you done? cool
Me: then dancing on tabletops
Her: After 3 shots u can get me to do anything (can I now? :D)
Her: So you can yell at me more?
Her: you know why this hurts blah blah blah (long winded story about her patient named Bradley making her feel dumb -_-)
Me: Chillax beb, no one was yelling
Me: We break into Bradley's room and change his name to Steve
Her: Remind me to never give u vodka
take it to txt
Her: Bling Bitch
Her: what's up
Me: got a tempting propositon fo ya
Me: Brave enough to handle a phone call or is you a scared lil pussycat
Take it to the phone. She eagerly calls moi, soon as I pickup her voice goes all soft. She's a total kitty kat.
Still teasing me hard telling me I'm coming off too sensitive, "Niv you sound like you go to the movies alone and have an imaginary GF"
Tell her I actually have 4, they can't wait to meet her. Then say I can only have one blonde one and she tries to beat out imaginary blonde GF by being better than her at the 3 most important things she does for me; sammiches, backrubs and sucking dick ;)
handled logistics, closed date, peaced out like a baws.
I like these kinds of girls because they can shoot shit back at me, the conversation becomes sexually charged through me contstantly challenging her and her shooting shit tests right back at me. What you gotta understand is that no matter how "bitchy" she's coming across or what kind of tough front she puts up...most of these girls are lil kittens.
Was reading it and was like "You're coming across like a serious poopyhead", then read all the way through and you pulled it off. AYO!!
I have mixed feelings about running this kind of game consistently. Is this convo midway through? There must've been serious investment here for her to be so friendly and play along with all this
Noice! Let's make this an article. Lay out how the sex went down in a seductive fashion. Lol
Yeah definitely a bit hardcore