URGENT - zombie secretary
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 21:44
Didn't have super chemistry right off the bat, but # closed anyway. She ran a zombie event thing. I joked about her being my zombie secretary. She hangs out at an arcade/bar I go to a lot, so I'd like to de-fuck things primarily.
Me: Hey xxx, I do need a zombie secretary. Lotsa brains to eat, so little time. -Andy
Girl - 8 hrs 5 mins later: Zombies are gross.
Me - 1 hr 59 mins later: Right. I hired you to organize my life, not bleed all over it.
Girl - 2 mins later: Excuse me? Don't be so pretentious.
Me - 12 hrs 54 mins later: Yes, you are.... charming in your bloody, torn, tight skirt
Me: No, you can't eat any brains until my papers are in order
Girl - 15 mins later: Are you drunk or just stupid? Because if you think these text messages you are sending me make any sense and/or are a good way to hit on someone, you are
Girl: wrong. Please do not contact me again.
Girl - 6 mins later: I did not want to give you my # in the first place & now highly regret doing so.
Thinking of this reply:
"I didn't aim to weird you out, I get bored easily. I'm enjoying an awesome lunch (they had prime rib today!). Seriously, I hope you have some awesome stuff today too"
*include pic of awesome lunch*
Me: Hey xxx, I do need a zombie secretary. Lotsa brains to eat, so little time. -Andy
Girl - 8 hrs 5 mins later: Zombies are gross.
Me - 1 hr 59 mins later: Right. I hired you to organize my life, not bleed all over it.
Girl - 2 mins later: Excuse me? Don't be so pretentious.
Me - 12 hrs 54 mins later: Yes, you are.... charming in your bloody, torn, tight skirt
Me: No, you can't eat any brains until my papers are in order
Girl - 15 mins later: Are you drunk or just stupid? Because if you think these text messages you are sending me make any sense and/or are a good way to hit on someone, you are
Girl: wrong. Please do not contact me again.
Girl - 6 mins later: I did not want to give you my # in the first place & now highly regret doing so.
Thinking of this reply:
"I didn't aim to weird you out, I get bored easily. I'm enjoying an awesome lunch (they had prime rib today!). Seriously, I hope you have some awesome stuff today too"
*include pic of awesome lunch*
Mon, 07/09/2012 - 23:02
#1
Re: URGENT - zombie secretary
@Lumpy:
No no no. Don't send that.
For one you keep falling into her frames. She says zombies are gross and your like 'wowww she is talking, okayy agree with her'
Then she clearly wasn't at all interested in the whole zombie idea you were sending her so you sent MORE of it instead of switching things up to another topic / back to reality.
Then you want to send her a chode "its okayyy that u just told me the fuck off, i still like u. do u like me now? :))))"
In principal its kind of correct that you are not being affected emotionally by what she said but you are falling into her frames and she is leading. You are ACCEPTING what she said about you sucking and being a chode. She calls you a chode and you want to tell her 'yea ur right but i wasnt trying to be a chode' and justifying to her why you behave the way you behave.
Fuck her, I'd send her some Jeffy/Julien shit like:
"your like a fucking dog girl, i dont even know why i asked for ur number. i wouldnt even be able to reproduce with u. its like a monkey fucking a dog. completely different species. dirty dirty dog. i hope u die"
optional addition: "ur life will be nothing but a trail or used condoms and abortions"
then if she replies be like "hahaha jk girl, what u doing tonight?" or something.
No no no. Don't send that.
For one you keep falling into her frames. She says zombies are gross and your like 'wowww she is talking, okayy agree with her'
Then she clearly wasn't at all interested in the whole zombie idea you were sending her so you sent MORE of it instead of switching things up to another topic / back to reality.
Then you want to send her a chode "its okayyy that u just told me the fuck off, i still like u. do u like me now? :))))"
In principal its kind of correct that you are not being affected emotionally by what she said but you are falling into her frames and she is leading. You are ACCEPTING what she said about you sucking and being a chode. She calls you a chode and you want to tell her 'yea ur right but i wasnt trying to be a chode' and justifying to her why you behave the way you behave.
Fuck her, I'd send her some Jeffy/Julien shit like:
"your like a fucking dog girl, i dont even know why i asked for ur number. i wouldnt even be able to reproduce with u. its like a monkey fucking a dog. completely different species. dirty dirty dog. i hope u die"
optional addition: "ur life will be nothing but a trail or used condoms and abortions"
then if she replies be like "hahaha jk girl, what u doing tonight?" or something.