Victorias Secret Girl Text Convo
Met his girl while eating lunch on campus. Tall, sexy, half black. She works at Victoria's Secret. Got he number ad been texting her today trying to get the meet. Any suggestions welcome
her: Why the broncos? That so random
me: I lived in Denver for 5 years. Wha are you doing later? We should watch Sunday night football
her: oh that's cool! And I would but I'm still out of town. I probably won't by back until 10 and I have Aton of hw I delayed. i can try another Sunday for sure :)
me: Yeah I would be down. What's your schedule like this week?
her: I work Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. I'll be out with Dallas Entourage Thursday so my only day is Tuesday but I'm on call for work so.... It's ridiculous I know hahaha
me: VS has you on call lmao. Busy girl
her: they do! Haha but hey I'm making that $$$
me: Perfect. You can bring the wine over next Sunday ;)
her: I'm underage....haha I can't get ahold of that
any ideas here?
You're a bit clunky the way you're stringing it together. I would have a bit of real conversation here you're going full logistics hound it's going to put her off potentially
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Word.
Me: I'm sure you've done much worse lol
her: something like that ;)
me: Go on...
her: I'm pretty much a thug. Let's just keep it at that ;) haha
any suggestions?
steered it back in the right direction.
Tell her
Well hey..what's a goon to a goblin ;)
the goblin will bring wine but you must at least make the sandwiches.
That's a Lil Wayne quote my man. This might get nailed down in one shot. She's half-black and calls herself a thug
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Haha gold fembot. Just sent it. I'll update with her response
me: well hey..what's a goon to a goblin ;)
me: the goblin will bring the wine but you must at least make the sandwiches
her: hahaha deal
What is Dallas Entourage Thursday? That doesn't even make sense..
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
So she's sealed for the date now you just got to plan it out. Is Tuesday her only availability?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wait are you from Dallas? I'm sorry I can't help your kind here
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol I live about 30 mins north of Dallas. Dallas Entourage is a social group at my university that goes to Dallas clubs on Thursdays. Everyone pays a basic cover (like $10 or $20) and gets a bus ride there, cover, and bus ride back. Not really my scene but I don't care if she's into that. just sent her this:
me: cool let's plan on Tuesday evening. If you get called into work it's all good
her: ok sounds like a plan
gooh stuff. MW and Fembot know their shit. I'll update when we hang out.
Nice!
Now tell her
It's either toast point tuesday's with goblets of goblin wine or after dallas loses thursday you can give me a backrub just because I told you so.
Uggh that was so boring. You should start doing something snazzy with your life G-Money. Like rolling your rrr's or something
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Uggh that was so boring. You should start doing something snazzy with your life G-Money. Like rolling your rrr's or something
i tend to go super logical like julien text game just to get the meet. I need to start peppering in some more humor and slowly ramping up the tension. What would you have sent MW.
@fembot: da fuq are you talking about lol
Pretty sure Julian runs minimalist not "logical".
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I thought you were talking about football or something. BLAh~~ Toast points are fancy sandwiches**
You could have had more fun with your response though. Lets reengage lata with something fancy
@fembot: I def agree. Will d, thanks for the help!
@Manwhore: derp ya know what I meant. I try to get in and out quick. Badum psst.