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Fucking superb article man.. thx for writing it. 

Yes you're right girls kind of suck at sexting lol. It's just not a skill set they've ever had to develop haha. Also, sometimes girls get completely blown away 

I asked a girl circa 2006 over text, "What time you getting off work today" She says.. "I'm off work at 6" I tell her, "No you get off when I say you get off." It was so raw and in your face, especially with the vibe we currently had together (we hadn't had sex yet), and I popped it off so hard on her because it was simply the natural response her text inspired in me.. that it hit like a bomb. And she didn't respond. I reengaged her a day or so later, we hung out a couple times and I fucked her so gawdamn hard. I asked her later why she didn't respond to that text. She said it completely overwhelmed her and she didn't know how to respond 

Also it's possible that when you scaled things back from the tanning oil tantrics, it inspired some asd in her as your nunnery reminded her of her own nunnery, if ya know what I mean. There are other ways to put a convo on a back burner, or on a suspensful hold without doing that. In fact it probably would have been better if you'd left off with something enigmatic but possibly sexy, and then just changed the subject to baseball. 

Generally I bang girls the night I meet them, or the first date.. this girl was one of those rare times where I took her out a few times before we fucked. She was trying to go back to being a good Christian girl and had been abstinate for awhile haha. Really cute 

No probs man. It's really interesting to me to see how other people would have taken the conversation. This chick is lighting up my phone again today, I'll post the convo later. Yeah chicks are fucking terrible at sexting. I've got so many examples of where I'm giving them like ' 50 shades of grey shit' and when they respond I'm just like WTF am I about to bang a retard. Speaking of retards I'm a bit of one when or comes to these new terms and acronyms, what does asd stand for?

Awesome post Mowlar, damn!

Clicked into place lots of shit where I had gone wrong in the past. Awesome break down, keep em coming!

P.S. Shout out from NZ ;-)

Anti-Sloot Defense

This is nice.

Hey guys, funny story I actually ended up dating this chick. Anyway that's over now so getting back into it. I would love to post some more text convos but I recently bought a windows phone and cant download the manwhore text app. Any chance on making the app compatible with windows phones manwhore?

What's a windows phone? I thought they were android market compatible

Yeah basically all the Nokia phones (nokia lumia phones, if you want to search it) come out with windows 8 now (it was a merger between the two companies) which is great for business users because you can open word documents and use outlook etc. Because of this they have their own app market. Its becoming quite popular my prediction is it will be slowly overtake ios and android by 2015. Its called windows 8 app market. Your app designer should be able to do a simple conversion for it

That's not going to be any time soon mang. I would just look for some kind of equivalent for the time being. They've obviously got text scrapers of some kind

DUde, Nice fuckin article man. I felt like inspector gadget was writing this.

Had a good search but can't find a text scrapper for the windows phone. Dang, I got some killers to post

Ever figure that out? 

Omg, Wow....Nawwtay