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Waddup playa pimps partnaz. 

I am recently getting back to text game. I've kept my texting very minimal and logistics focused for the past couple months, however I am now getting back to genuinely enjoying gaming girls by way of text. Downloaded Tinder, that app is gold for upping you texting. While going through my old matches I found a dimepiece who I had a conversaion with before but for whatever reason the meetup never occured.

As far as background on the girl, all her bio says is "thick thighs and nice eyes" nothing too flashy and but she is quite attractive, definitle more so than any girl I'm seeing at the moment, 22yr old. 

Here's where we're at now:

Me: you never write, you never call...rents due and the kids are worried sick

Me: what should I tell them

Her: tell them mommy died

Me: that's a little grim

Me: I'll make a makeshift tombstone for you in the backyard next to the dog and the goldfish

Her: thank you, try and keep it light for the kids

Me: put a cardboard cutout of you in their room, they haven't noticed the difference

Me: but...it just doesnt dance on tables like you used to (call back to our convo months ago where I invited her to ruin a local bar's rep and she said she loved dancing on tables)

Her: maybe robots will be invented soon and it can just replace me

Me: yeah...but till that moment I got the necronomicon

Me: I'll reanimate you instead

Me: zombie you and I are going adventuring

Her: sounds lit

Me: it's lit fam

Me: text xxx-xxx-xxxx to make that hotline bling

transitions to text 

Her: guess who's back from the dead

Me: I have 3 tombstones in the backyard.

Me: so it's either the dog, goldfish or my wife. hopefully it's the latter

Her: No it's goldy

Me: darn, guess what goldy. We're going tabletop dancing

Her: I don't have legs just a tail

Me: That's a-ok. what would you prefer we fill your bowl fith?

Me: water, vodka, or wine

Her: Mm my three favourite things

Her: Surprise me

Me: yeah eh?

Me: what days you free this week beb

Her: I work everyday for the next 3 weeks soooo

Me: awful schedule for a goldfish

Me: guess I'm taking you adventuring after work then

Her: I'm done at like 10-11pm

Her: This goldfish is on a grind

Me: a "gold"fish would be

Me: goldy what job ends that late, don't tell me youre stripping

Her: stripping is like 6am end time

Her: I work 2-10

Her: the fish bowl gets busy

Me: lmao, forreal beb what do you do

Her: I work at a portuguese bakery hby

Me: hustling sweets?I work sales 2-10 ;P

Her: define sales, where do you work ahaha

Her: and yeah I guess so

Me: (company) d2d

Her: Ouuu

Me: wherabouts you live beb

(no response for 20 mins) 

Me: other than the fis bowl I mean ;P

no response. I was trying to handle logistics but I feel like me asking for where she lives might have come off a little creepy and uncalibrated. This girl is very receptive, responds almost immediately other than that last text.

Let me know what you guys think

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Dude it was fucking gold but

Dude it was fucking gold but why'd you harp so hard on what she did for work? No girl's going to be proud of working at a bakery. What if she did strip would that be a problem? 

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Nothing wrong with

Nothing wrong with stripping(she's definitley hot enough), based off her looks and her working hours I actually was guessing that she was a stripper/bartender. Something along the lines of a hired gun. That was more an assumptive tease because I was hoping she was. 

Hmm, this is the process of ironing out the kinks. I didn't even think that I was harping on her because I actually thought her working at a bakery was cute. My comment was coming from a cheeky place. But again I didn't communicate my emotions correctly through text. I guess she might've felt slighted in that case and I didn't handle it with the most care. 

Also this convo is happening at 2AM there's a chance she'll hit me back tomorrow. If not I'll just rengage and keep vibing. Definitley want to get this one out, she is in dire need of my services 

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Ahh geezez. Yupher: and yeah

Ahh geezez. Yup, this text

her: and yeah I guess so

clealry she got a little self conscious there. Derp

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Yep you're on it. 

Yep you're on it. 

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Yeah depending on how

Yeah depending on how adventurous you feel like taking this you could go into all sorts of fun directions. If she doesn't respond by late tomorrow you could go with something like.. "By the way I lied about what I do.." 

And then go into a story about how you're actually an urchin stripper boy. Like Alladin. And you like to ride magic carpets too. lol

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The number close was cool! 

The number close was cool! 

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Yep that was sexy

Yep that was sexy

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lol I love how similar styles

lol I love how similar styles of texting enacted by different people totally bring out their personalities

make this hotline bling legit made me laugh out loud while I was shitting - I was tryna picture myself using that line cause I loved it and I think I totally could! It'd be hilarious 

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I bet everything came out

I bet everything came out faster after that

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Lol yes! It totally got me

Lol yes! It totally got me over the hump for sure- it was the missing piece to an otherwise perfectly executed performance