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with girl. Pull girl to bathroom, take pants off. Put condom on, and dick no worky.

I wasn't even upset or embarrassed, or stifled or any of that shit. I dont think it was the alcohol either, I think I was just shocked that the whole process was that EASY, loosing my virginity was THAT easy the whole time. Chick was cool bout it tho, cuz i was cool about it, so imma give it another try soon.

#softcockproblems

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Oh didn't realize you were

Oh didn't realize you were still a virgin.

Dude you have to make her suck it. Why didn't you. I judge you for that 

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oh she sucked it

oh she sucked it

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So she sucked it, you put the

So she sucked it, you put the condom on, your dick got soft.. you didn't make her suck it to make it hard again? 

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Happened to me aswell. I was

Happened to me aswell. I was getting drunk with a friend and then decided to call a number i had gotten some days earlier and that bitch brought some weed with her LOL. At first i didn't get 100% hard cuz all the alcohol and then the weed made me really sleepy so i kinda fell asleep... I was so drunk i don't even remember how i got her to the apartment though.

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Manwhore wrote: So she sucked

Manwhore wrote:
So she sucked it, you put the condom on, your dick got soft.. you didn't make her suck it to make it hard again? 

I made her suck it like a zilllion times, things just didn't work. She wasnt great at it, but I'd think it would be enough

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Shoulda told her to start

Shoulda told her to start calling you bro and fist pumping you. 

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Yeah dude when I was younger



Yeah dude when I was younger in high school and a virgin I had a similar experience in high school.

Holy shit it's like exactly the same story. Except mine was a rec center bathroom and we were both sober lol

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I remember one of the hardest

I remember one of the hardest things before I lost my virginity was just shoving the damn thing in, Like I had no reference experiences on how to get everything slippery and I must've fucked up 3 opportunities lol

It's normal dude, it's one of those things your balls will make you get good at very quickly

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lol it was a new experience.

lol it was a new experience. I'll figure it out :)

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sounds like you may need a

sounds like you may need a digit in your pooper while she's sucking

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Archangel wrote: sounds like

Archangel wrote:
sounds like you may need a digit in your pooper while she's sucking

ohhhh I hope not :p

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Meow's saving himself for

Meow's saving himself for someone on the forum. I wonder who it is

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Meow maybe this will help, I

Meow maybe this will help, I just watched it and now I'm hard as a diamond

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witn...

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This is Meow after he loses

This is Meow after he loses his V-card


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Jack.Ruby wrote: Meow maybe

Jack.Ruby wrote:
Meow maybe this will help, I just watched it and now I'm hard as a diamond

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-masturbating

gave me an awkward chubby