A week in the life of Hank Moody
Yup, you read that title right ;)
Basically the last week has felt like something out of the show californication.
Yesterday I met up with a super sexy 18 year old Russian model. We go to this pool party during the day. Drink, shoot pool, talk and then I pull her back. We fuck like crazy for a few hours. I drive her home. Get back to my place to eat icecream and watch my uncle play video games lol.
Then I get a text from this other girl I banged just a few days earlier. She wants to come over to fuck.
I tell my uncle, "Shit this girl wants to come over to fuck me and I'm all out of fucks"
He responds, "yah that's a tough life"
I couldn't help but start cracking up. This life is hard like damnnnn!
Post the tinder convo :)
her: Hey there! :)
(she opened, in da bag)
me: Hey Masha! How's the night treating you?
her: Pretty good pretty good :) how bout you?
me: Just getting ready to go to bed and watch netflix haha
her: Ah sounds great! Netflix is a great creation lol, but yeah I'm headed to bed soon too
me: I just wish I wasn't out of this frozen yogurt icecream, its soooo good and now I feel a void inside me
(come to think about it, I was messaging her right after I blew my load on some asian chick, hah)
her: Mmm what flavour??? I was craving icecream all day today, but didn't have time to go out and get any
me: Vanilla with chocolate chicps, gotta let it melt and soften up tho
me: The worst. I'm gonna buy a month supply of icecream next time
Okay I realized that these last texts just got redundant and I wasn't moving the conversation anywhere fun. So needed to change that, but first, had to reinitatie because I didn't get a respondse
me: Don't just ignore me, say something loser (evil smiley face emoji)
her: Loool don't call me loser ;) but sorry I wasn't going on here all day ahha, and that's pretty good! I love mango icecream
me: Don't like loser eh? Okay your nickname shall be honey cakes. I liek that. So you originally from toronto or you a foreigner
her: Ahahah all my close friends call me loser, I'm kinda used to it, but we all call each other mean names, cause that's what friends do right? :) and I was born in Russia but I moved here when I was 8 :)
me: Haha all that name calling is going to penetrate your unconsious negatively. Get them to call you queen Masha ;)
me: ANd Russ eh so obviosuly you must have the most intense accent ever
her: OH they call me queen bitch ;) and it's like as a joke with friends so it's cool! ANd I actually don't have an accent... LOl
me: Do you wanna text instead? I'm like texting mostly right now rather then sitting on tinder so I'll be be replyng faster
me: Hahaha yes let's move this to text. What's your number