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Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.

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Joined: 11/13/2014

You don't have to pretend, Babe. I'm like a fever you can't shake.

I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.

You have no idea how long I wanted to hear you breathe.

Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.

What's up, Doc?

I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.

If she isn't co-operating: Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.

This would be so much more fun if we were naked.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

I have moves you've never seen before.

You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.

I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.

I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.

[Inner dialouge] Why are you standing there. That`s a girl who clearly wants to be chased. You don`t do it I will.

I really hope the game of 20 questions isn`t your secret weapon.

You have no idea what game I'm about to play.

Some girls just can`t refuse my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift


Some of these really hit the spot. Good re-engagers.

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Joined: 11/13/2014
99% Damon Quotes yeh

99% Damon Quotes yeh