What do I do??
What to do if a girl comes over to your house for a first date then sneaks out of the house when you go to make a snack in the kitchen....
1. Look to see if she found the bedroom
She did not make it to the bedroom...
2. Laugh your ass off and text a buddy telling him the story
3. Write about it on manwhore.org
Shoulda shown her your porn collection
I totally had that shit happen one time too. Had a girl come over, everything was cool till she saw my buddy sitting on the couch too. She apparently automatically thought we were going to rape her or something. So she said she was going to make a phone call and took off. She wouldn't answer texts or calls, so I told her I was going to report her to the police because it's obvious she was going to try to drug me and take a kidney, but changed her mind when she saw there were two of us there. She finally responded to that
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Were you actually planning on both of you boning her?
nevermind lol
Uhh.. yeah.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was definitely experimenting haha. And it didn't work out 
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male